A Walk on the Moon

Good morning, Mrs. Levin.

Good morning, Danny.

Where have you been? I was getting bubble gum.

Okay, good. Get the bag. Get the bag.

Instead of spending all that money on space travel, they could just end the war.

Alison, can we talk politics after we pack the car? Feel like I'm gonna give birth.

Marty, could you help your mother with the kitchen things?

Mom, this is a process, a scientific process, okay? I'm gonna start to pack...

Ma, what is the point of me having a plan for the backseat...

Here you go, Daddy. Come on. This is serious.

I need my record player! You can live without it for two weeks.

It's bigger than last year!

Stop it! You stop it!

Okay, okay! Knock it off! He's pushing me!

Be good to each other. Alison, move over. Give your brother some room.

Why do I always have to move? We're too crowded!

That's the beauty of the whole thing, darling.

Crowded is good.

Enough already! She started it.

There's nothing to do up there. Why do we always have to do the same stupid thing every summer?

Children, please!

That's a good question. Pearl, why do we do the same stupid thing every summer?

Because we do.

Can I have my sandwich now? Danny, one hour, eleven minutes to the Red Apple sign.

Are you paying attention? That's a record, Daddy.

Sing! Sing! Daddy!

Sing or I'm gonna crash! If you don't sing, I'm gonna crash!

Keep your eyes on the road!

- That's better. - Let's do Chuck. - No Chuck. We don't do Chuck.

You never let me do Chuck.

When you're married, you can do Chuck. Right, baby?

Ma! Hippies!

Some feckuckteh hairdos they have.

Get off!

Welcome back to Dr. Fogler's, everyone.

The Fourth of July barbecue will be held by the lake at 6:00.

At 6:00 for the Fourth of July barbecue.

Let's see how fast you can put the hoop down and get the pot inside the bungalow, ready?

On your mark, get set, go! Go. Go, go, go, go, go!

Daddy, tell me how fast we got here.

Three hours and 42 minutes with a corned beef on rye at the Red Apple.

Two hours and 23 minutes with salami and eggs at the Red Apple.

Bullshit.

One hour and 57 minutes with two hot dogs and mustard and sauerkraut at the Red Apple.

Bullshit!

Stop saying that word, Daddy. I'm sorry, Danny.

But Fogler is such a liar. Come on. An hour and 57 minutes?

Who can do it in an hour and 57 minutes? Nobody.

Let's go swimming! Let's go swimming! Let's go swimming!

Did we forget the onions? Look in the A&P bag.

I am not sharing a room with him. You're not wearing that shirt.

What's wrong with it? Just change it before you go out.

These onions are mushy. Mother, I have to have privacy.

Where's my wooden bowl? I'm not sleeping in the same room with his guns!

Cap guns, Alison. I think Joan Baez will forgive you.

Enough, enough. I'll sleep with you in the bedroom.

Daniel, you sleep in the kitchen. No!

Don't give me no. Not too much salt.

Daniel, let your sister get changed.

Get changed. Go ahead. Why did I even have to come here?

Attention, everyone. The ice cream man is on the premises.

The ice cream man is on the premises.

Can I look like that when I grow up?

You looked like that, I wouldn't be your friend.

Hi, sweetheart. My goodness, why, thank you.

How many calories in this again?

You're gorgeous, too, Pearl, but you hide your light under a bushel.

Alison! What? You asked me to change, and I changed.

- I see Alison's nipples. - Shut up!

Just make sure you're back in time for the barbecue, young lady.

I don't believe in July 4th. It's patriotic puke.

This is Daddy's last chance to be with us. He's gonna be working all week.

Well, it's not my fault he's a slave to the establishment.

Could you just for one afternoon put aside your beliefs?

It's easy for you to say, 'cause you don't have any!

I can't believe we have a teenager.

We're old. Not old. She's old.

She's almost the age I was when I had her.

I just don't want her to wind up like us.

What's wrong with us?

Marty.

This whole decade's gone by, and the most important decision I make during any week...

is whether or not to go to the A&P or Waldbaum's.

That's easy, A&P. Their Wing Dings are fresher.

I'm serious.

I know.

You're lettin' her get you crazy, Pearl.

Don't let her get you crazy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Attention, everyone. At 2:00 in the casino,

Bernie and Shirley Pike will be showing slides of Reuben's bar mitzvah.

That's 2:00. How does your week look?

Same as always. Anything new happening at the shop?

Nothing new happens at the shop ever.

I was just asking.

- I wish you could stay longer. - I know, so do I.

Why won't you talk with Sid? Just...

Please, don't start with that now, okay?

Just ask for a few days.

Neil gets a whole week off in August. A whole week.

Yeah, well, Neil doesn't have a boss like Sid,

and Neil doesn't have two kids to feed, all right?

Attention, everyone. The schedule for tomorrow:

10:00 a.m... You have enough cash?

I'm fine.

Your mother's wooden bowl, the scratchy blue blanket. That's the heavy one.

We need the big thermos. And Alison wants her shampoo.

Bye, Neil.

See ya, sweetie. Miss us.

Bye, Marty. I wrote it down.

Neil, what time you got? 7:35.

Set. Go. Bye, Dad.

Bye, sweetie. Give me a kiss.

Call me, okay? All right.

Six dot. Come on, Pearl. You remember what it was like.

It was never like that. What? You weren't a teenager?

For about two weeks. East.

It's the marijuana you have to watch out for.

Sooner or later, they all smoke marijuana.

You get ants in your pants. You wanna screw everything in sight.

That's beautiful. Green.

- Is that supposed to comfort me? - The Blouse Man is on the premises.

- Here we go. - The Blouse Man is on the premises.

This make me look too busty? There's no such thing as too busty.

Give me a bigger size.

Here's your bigger size.

Very funny.

I'm sorry.

It's just blouses. Don't worry about it.

Let me help. I got it. Can I help you find something?

No, thanks. Wait, Lillian. That's the one I wanted.

Excuse me. You got another one of these?

No, ladies. I'm sorry. I don't.

You gonna hold on to this the rest of the afternoon?

Ma'am, what's your name?

Selma.

- You want my honest opinion, Selma? - Yeah.

With those sea-green eyes, I think you're better off with a lighter color anyway.

Excuse me. Check this out.

See this?

Look. Look at that.

With that shade of green, you're practically sparklin'.

All right?

Yeah. They sparkle, Selma.

Since you ladies have been such good sports about this, consider these blouses a gift.

Thank you. You're a very nice young man.

You're welcome.

Thank you, but I don't need a gift. However, this blouse is not worth more than $5.

That's cool.

- You want the hanger? - Do you need it?

No. You take it.

I hope you like the blouse.

That's a strange way of doing business.

A little promotion. It'll even out in the end.

Excuse me, mister. You got this in red?

Only in a 16. Yellow looks pretty good to me.

I'm not really a yellow kind of a girl. No?

What kind of girl are ya? How about that yellow?

What happened to the old Blouse Man?

He retired.

I bought his bus and his route.

He had more variety.

Did he? Carried a little something extra each time.

Jewelry or sunglasses.

Think so,

Well, all right. Thanks for the tip.

Tadpoles!

Tadpoles over here right now. Salamanders, stop the noise.

Hurry up. Go right over here.

Tadpoles, you're behaving very, very well.

Danny! Put away the guns!

Jeffrey, would you take his guns away?

Danny, you're not supposed to bring guns to camp.

It'll just be another minute, okay?

Do orthodox girls have to wear wigs? It looks like a wig.

- Hey. - What's up, Myra?

This is my friend Carl. How ya doin'?

You a counselor over here? Yeah, as always.

I gotta go. Nice meetin' ya. Nice meeting you.

I gotta go too. I'll see you later. All right. I'll see ya.

Butterflies. Okay, butterflies, time to go.

Does anybody know who that little girl is over there?

Is there anybody's mother around?

What group do you have? I have the chipmunks.

What's the lifeguard's name?

Sorry. Just checking to see if it's a wig.

We didn't mean anything by it.

You shouldn't make fun of other people. I'm sorry.

Over here. Right over here.

Okay.

It's Ross Epstein. Skunks.

All right, skunks. Come on. Let's go. It's us.

Come on. Come on.

It's not a good morning, Colonel. There's a radio hidden.

A radio is against the orders of the Imperial Nipponese Army.

There is a radio in this hut.

What?

This is so boring.

I order those responsible to hand it over immediately.