Woman in Love: A Story of Madame Bovary

- Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest of them all?

What do have to do, beg you like Alex?

You're both blind, that's all.

Hang on, I'll be with you in a second.

Who is it? - Handy Andy, ma‘am.

The shitty super was a little busy downstairs,

so he asked me to come up. - Oh, come on in.

Thank you.

Oh, you're here to fix my mirror?

Mirror?

No. Wait.

Wait, let me see.

No, not mirror.

It says here I'm here to fix a light switch,

that's all.

- Come this way. - Oh, okay.

That's too bad, my mirror's gone blind.

The switch is over there.

- If you want, after finish the light switch,

I'd be glad to help you out with your mirror.

Thank you.

Having a problem with your tool?

My husband has a problem with his, too.

What's wrong with the damn thing?

My husband has a problem turning it on.

He just can't seem to get any juice going.

guess there's just a short in here.

You don't seem to have that problem.

You look like you could handle a screw with no trouble at all.

- Hey, look, baby, See, ain't exactly into having my mind messed with.

As a matter of fact, why don't we just take

these beautiful lipsips of yours and put them to better use.

Get off me.

Oh, sure thing, honey.

We're going to go back in that mirror now,

and we're going to check out this sexy body.

- Hey. - If you're a nice girl,

I'll even give you that free switch job for nothing.

- Help. No sense of humor.

No sense of humor? was just kidding.

Look, what kind of lady do you think am?

- I'd call it the type that's all talk and no action.

Oh, darling, I'm so glad you're home.

wish the plans for my new project got that reception.

Why don't you make me one of the super martinis of yours?

Oh, sure, Alex.

had your blue suit cleaned today.

thought you might want to wear it.

You remember we are going out tonight, don't you?

Oh, like said, it was just a short.

lf your husband has any trouble getting it on,

you can just call me.

- Harrison? Yes, this is Alex.

What happened with the plans on that proposal?

couldn't get the damn thing off first base.

Looks like you have some date.

Anyone know?

We were supposed to go out tonight

and have some fun.

Remember fun, Alex? - OK, I'm sorry.

forgot. What's so important about tonight?

It's not just tonight, Alex.

We haven't had any fun since you decided to shack up with a slide rule.

What the hell do look like anyway?

A live- in maid? - Hey, listen.

That slide rule has given you everything you've ever wanted,

so don't want to hear any more bullshit about my work, okay?

- Sure, Alex. Everything but a husband.

Oh, so it's the sex stuff again?

If you're so hot to trot, why don't you call Handy Andy back?

I'm sure he wouldn't mind a return trip.

Chris, look, honey, I'm sorry, really.

It's just that they got me going crazy over this new project.

Oh, Alex, guess I'm just bored.

- Hey, almost forgot. talked to Simone Foster about you.

You know the lady with the new boutique?

You have an interview tomorrow morning.

That's great, Alex.

Oh, but you won't have any problems about me working with your boss's wife,

will you? - No, guess not.

As long as you keep putting in a good word for me.

It might even cut down on your clothing bill.

Look, I'd better get my ass back in gear.

got to go finish this report.

Hello, dear.

What time is it, anyway?

It's nearly midnight, Alex.

- Oh, man, time really flies when you're having fun.

You feel so good.

It's been a long time.

- Come on, Chris, have an early appointment in the morning.

Come on.

- Mrs. Foster? - Yes?

Hi. I'm Christine Warren.

- Oh, yes, dear. I'll be done in a moment.

Why don't you take a look around?

Still as firm as ever, Amy.

bet you say that to all the girls, Simone,

but I'll make a deal with you.

You can feel my ass up all you want for a 30% discount.

Honey, make it 10%. It's not worth 30.

Simone.

You're Alex Warren's wife?

That's right.

I've always loved clothes,

and used to study fashion design before met Alex.

Mrs. Simone?

Yes, what is it?

Georgio DiStefano just pulled up.

Oh, I'll be there in a moment.

Go try that red cocktail number on for me and come upfront when you're done.

Okay.

Hey, don't mess me up.

- Oh, Giorgio. It's been a while.

thought you decided to spread yourself around a bit more.

Oh, give me a break.

You know you're numero uno with me, and just got back into town anyway.

What do you think, Giorgio?

Should hire her? Might give the place a little class.

think that she would add class to any place.

Does that mean get the job,

Mrs. Foster?

- Of course, my dear. Giorgio

has excellent taste in women and clothes.

- My congratulations on an excellent choice.

Is that dress that Alicia ordered ready yet?

- Yes, of course, sir. won't be a minute.

- I'm sorry, in all the excitement, forgot to get your name.

It's Christine.

Christine Warren.

Christine Warren,

if you will permit me to,

think we should celebrate.

I'd like to take you out for a drink, and I'll drive you home.

- Oh, I'd love that, but don't think should.

don't think Mrs. Foster would like it if left.

Hi.

Of course, don't mind, my dear.

You can start officially tomorrow morning at nine.

How's that? - That's great.

Oh, I'm so excited.

I'll just run back in the back and change, and I'll be back in a sec.

Don't bother.

I'm sure your husband would love to see you in that dress.

Why not just wear it home?

Consider it your first fringe benefit.

Thank you.

Bye- bye.

Simone, where's my fringe benefit?

Come on, Amy, it's in the back room.

She's younger than me, isn't she?

You're so much more experienced.

She's so luscious.

really have missed you.

I've missed your luscious mouth.

Purple, did you do that for me?

That's my favorite color.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes, that's it, Amy, honey. Work for your 10%.

Maurice.

- Simone, thought it was just going to be the two of us this time.

You called?

What are you waiting for, darling?

Take your clothes off.

Oh, fuck me, Maurice, my love.

Oh, let me show you how good?

Can see your tits?

Shame on you, Amy.

Hey, that does look pretty interesting.

Oh, it feels good.

- Simone, you look like you're having a better time with him

than you're having with me.

Oh, you're so jealous, Amy.

Wait your turn.

Oh, Amy, this is so good.

Not as good as you, Simone.

Oh, Simone,

this might be better than you.

Doesn't he have a delicious cock?

Give it to me.

Oh, that's nice.

Isn't it, Amy?

I still like you the best, Simone.

It's so hot.

Oh yes, baby.

Now come on her.

- You're so young, so fresh,

like a new blossom.

- Really, Mr. DiStefano, I'm not that innocent.

After all, am married.

That's wonderful.

Who isn't married, my dear?

Please, call me Giorgio.

I'm having a party on Saturday.

Guaranteed excitement of all kinds, and I'd love you to come.

I'd love to.

I'd love to come to your party, but just don't know.

Look,

if you decide to come,