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In the 5000 crore-worth fake title-deed scam case at Chennai beach road,

...distributor Ravi was arrested day before yesterday.

As he tried to escape en-route Puzhal prison to court, the police shot him dead.

My son would not have attempted to escape

He has been framed and ecnountered to save some big shots

Hello.

Can I get a smaller piece?

Please wait, let me check

Is he dull-witted or what? He has taken a toy gun, that too out of cover

How much is this?

How much?

Madam, can I help you?

Oh, I am sorry. I assumed you were a sales boy.

You can take it.

-Please No problem, you could have it.

Please you could have it.

You have it.

-You could have it. -You took it first.

Excuse me. There are two copies, you both could have the same.

The bill counter is at the left corner. You could pay the bill there

Your's sir.

Thank you. - Yours madam.

Do they assume to be Vijay and Shalini?

I am Haridas.

The best house broker in South India. Please contact me to buy and sell house and house plots.

If you want Idli with Chutney approach me.

You can't even spell fast-food, and you claim to be an owner. You dare to advertise your Idli and chutney. Better run away...

-What a stink! -I didn't do anything

He has opened the idli cooker

I will become a spirit if I consume this vapour

Why isn't the Poori fresh?

-How many day would it stay fresh? -Not made today?

Nothing is made today Didn't you see the board outside? PAST food.

- Give me pongal? - What you guys want for pongal?

For pongal give us trousers and shirt, some pocket money.

I asked what you need as side dish?

As if you have eight-variety dishes? Give me that same damn chutney.

Enough. Do you want vada?

You mean firebrand?

OK

Hey why is a thread coming out of it?

-Got torn. I only stitched it together. - You stitched it?

Yes

Where is the chef? It's one week since he left for hometown.

Then what about this vada? Well, he made it before leaving.

Oh! Damn you all.

Why did you leave the table?

- I want to live a little longer. - He is Das.

- OK thanks. - Well I have a client approaching in the morning itself.

Yes I am Das. Haridas.

- The best house broker in South India. -What can I do for you?

-I am Karthik. -So what? - I am a lawyer and I need a house for rent.

A lawyer?

- You look too timid. Can you raise your voice? - Yes, I can.

It's very difficult to find a house for a lawyer. House owners fear you would sue them.

- Since you approached me, I'll try. You have a bike? - Yes

- Can you take me on it? - Do you ride well? - Yes

-Then get your bike. Too tall. Only Anushka can ride on this.

It is this house on the left. Stop. My back aches.

-This is the 11th house I am showing you.

Please somehow arrange this house for me.

I should say that. If you don't like this then I must arrange a film set at AVM. - OK

The house owner is sharp. Keep your voice down.

This is the best house in the area.

The house owner has let you use the plants, old newspaper, bucket and everything. We can fix this if it satisfies you.

The rooms are all very spacious. But I don't need such big rooms. How much is the rent?

20,000 as rent and an advance of 10 months.

Oh! I can't afford 20,000.

Ask if he can reduce the rent.

- No its impossible. - I told you already that he is sharp. He can hear our conversation from ground floor itself.

Control yourself you flirt!

Who is she?

She is the milk vendor.

If a house is available for rent, many would hop in to check.

- Hey Paramasivam, is she yours? - I don't deserve her man.

With such a rotten face you need a charming girl like her?

I asked if she is your client?

- Yes - She is looking for office space.

Do you like it? -Yes, I do.

I am impressed too.

- I am very impressed. How about the rent? - I am very impressed too.

Why does he grope me for that?

I need this office. How much is the rent?

20,000 as rent, and an advance amount for 10 months.

- 20000? - Yes madam. - I can't afford that and I don't need such a big space..

Don't miss the house gawking at this girl, Karthik! Ask!

- Sir, I saw and confirmed the deal first. Isn't it?

- Please fix it for me. - Let me speak with the loud mouth.

- Sir fix it for me immediately. - I shall do it madam.

- Das, you know me well right? - Yes, I do. But they say the house is too big.

Can I make it smaller? If it is too big, check whether they could share it.Let them share the rent.

OK

What happened?

- The big mouth won't reduce the rent, it seems. Since the girl too feels the house is too big, you both could share the rent.

Is she OK with it?

Paramasivam is checking that. If it is OK with her, would you agree?

- I agree, but she musn't not be lawyer. - She won’t be lawyer, don't worry man.

If he agrees, I don't mind.

- Hey, Paramasivam, my client has agreed. - Madam has agreed too.

Then give 1 lakh as advance.

Why does he give expression as if it is a register marriage? Would he ask for a garland too?

- I'll take that room. - OK, I'll take the other one.

- Hey Paramasivam, are you riding the pillion? - yes.

- The hot seat might blister your piles. - As if he is my doctor, go to hell.

-You would be watching her all the time from tomorrow onwards. Start the bike

- Her dress is lovely, isn't it? - Shall I borrow it for you to wear?

- If both of us are in the same profession, it would be a hassle. Let's avoid that. - I don't think so madam.

Lawyers won't even get office space, then how would they get house?

- Hey fast-food, tea for both of us. - I want milk.

If you drink this tea, you won't live to drink milk tomorrow.

-How much is your commission? - Why? Don't you know it is 10,000?

- OK, find out that girl's profession. - Alright.

- What? - What is that girl's profession?

Lawyer

Seems like I am gonna lose the money!

She is a software engineer, it seems.

Your accent is wrong. It is software engineer

Yes you got it. I must change my house now.

Check out his profession.

- What now? - What is that guy's job?

Lawyer

- Manager in some marketing sector, it seems. - OK for me, then .

How long would you count the cash? Give it.

Now that you have successfully clinched your deal, won't you give me a treat?

- Treat? You want sambar rice from Saravana Bhavan? - No. I want booze.

Booze? Take off your hand. I get you house, a girl for company, and now you want booze...

What do you think of me?

You look like my boyhood friend who ran away.

Get on to the bike dude.

Hey dude, this place is so colorful. Who are these muscleman?

These are bouncers.

Then what about him?

- I am their boss. - What? He looks like a baby lizard! Let's run away before he spits.

Order please.

A light beer for me.

Sir, what about you? First, get me two large, one lime cordial and some ice cubes.

Quick.

- Will that fill you enough dude? - I shall order more later.

- Sir, side dish? -Get me scrambled egg, salted green peas, 75 gm mixture, a pack of Ravi's pickle - Sorry sir.

Ravi's pickle is not available in such a big bar? I can't believe it! It's such a shame!

- Grilled chicken, Tandoori chicken, Chilly chicken - OK sir.

-You shall order the rest later right? -You are absolutely right, dude.

You greedy monster!

What if he comes to know that the girl is a lawyer?

You must be lucky that a beautiful girl resides with you.

Then why should you bother about her job?

-What are your blabbering man? -Oh no, he scolds me. - You can not face competition at your house?

Just because she looks good we can't take such decisions.

- If only she is an advocate... - No, she is a software engineer.

He is going to puke over me after eating all this.

Look how he tears off the chicken leg!

- Have you got my phone number? - It is good that you reminded me.

I can't harm myself more than this.

I should change my number immediately.

First..

- Hey listen, first comes only once. - May be he is utilizing me to taste all these different drinks.

Hi dude - dude?

Why should we maintain decorum after we are drunk? You are always a dude.

Can I ask you a question?

Please ask.

If you paying for your drinks how much would you drink?

I never buy my drinks. - Why?

If you buy your own drinks then you'll wipe out all your savings on booze.

- But if some one like you buy me drinks, I shall oblige. - Me, you mean?

Buying willingly?

Boy - Hey don't come.

- Hey muscled men, bring me some roasted peanuts. - Sorry that is not our job

Then what else is your job, you pig-headed wastrels?

- If you stand folding hands, does that make you Arnold? - Please hold your tongue.

- What is the use of drinking half a bottle of beer if you can't squabble? I know monkey kung fu. - Please sit down.

- Will you bring or not? - Sit I say

- I sit only to honor your request.

Sir, your bill.

Sir, kindly take.

Well how much have they charged?

How could you charge 5000?

- Sorry sir, this bill belongs to the next table. - You saved my life, man

- How could you charge 10,000? - Yes sir, this is your bill.

If I had known earlier I would have sat at the nearby table? Is this a bar or some place of extortion?

How can you charge 10,000 for a single bottle of beer?

- Don't you have money? - All I have is 10,000 - Don't worry.

- Don't worry. I'll pay the tips.

He is such a miser.

I would be only one to have spent 10,000 on a single bottle of beer.

Hey dude!

What now?

Can you hear Tabla music?

No I can't hear it.

- You can't hear. Only I can hear. - How?

Listen. Ready start music.

I saw a beauty that swept me off my feet

I saw a beauty that swept me off my feet

She pierced through my heart without a bullet

A beautiful girl and a gorgeous women to build a home with

She in making me like the scary world of marriage

Dreaming about her makes my nights long

Thinking about her makes my mind restless

She has made my nights sleepless

I saw a beauty that swept me off my feet

I saw a beauty that swept me off my feet