Andi Mack

Andi: Previously, on Andi Mack...

I want a real race to prove once and for all who's the fastest.

You get a real sparkle in your eye when you're overconfident.

What are you doing?

Marty: My sneakers! Why are they wet?

- You stole my shoe yesterday. - I didn't take your shoe!

Wanna skip to the part where we're laughing about this?

- I don't wanna be on the team. - Stop!

See, that's the thing. You think I'll do whatever you want.

I never stood up for myself until today.

- What? - Being around you makes it really hard.

What are you saying? We're still friends.

Were we ever?

So... it's Jonah, right?

- You're still in middle school? - Uh, yeah.

He's going to Grant next year.

Think you'll try out for baseball?

Actually, I'm more of an Ultimate Frisbee guy.

What? That's not a real sport.

It is, Kip.

I'm the team captain.

Ultimate Frisbee? Dude, real sports don't need

to try to make themselves sound cool.

I don't have to say Sweet Baseball or Fantastic Football! Heh!

What about Off-the-Hook Hockey?

Nice.

Actually, Jonah's super athletic.

He'll def play a different sport when he gets to high school.

- Right, babe? - (door opens)

- (bell jingles) - (door closes)

Hey, Andiman!

Hey!

- What was that about? - Oh, nothin'.

Andi quit the team.

That's awful.

Who would ever quit on you?

I feel in love with him

the way you fall asleep...

slowly, and then all at once.

What are you doing?

Tater Theater.

Love it.

Proceed.

Today's installment is "The Fault in Our Taters."

Hazel and Augustus are star-crossed lovers

who met at...

But you're also making me hungry.

Augustus! Nooooo!

And... scene.

Are you waving to Jonah?

He was looking over here.

So?

He looks... I can't believe I'm about to say this...

forlorn?

Don't care.

How can you not care?

A Jonah-free lifestyle is way less complicated.

But it was Amber who did all those mean things.

Jonah didn't do anything that bad, did he?

You've been here the whole time, Cyrus. Whose side are you on?

Yours. It's just...

I liked when we liked Jonah.

Hey!

Oh, well, look who it is.

Buffy the Sneaker Slayer.

I come bearing gifts.

New sneakers.

I'm a woman of my word.

It's your deeds I worry about.

If I open this box, will I find sneakers

or perhaps tarantulas?

I knew I forgot something!

The poisonous spiders.

I'm gonna choose to trust you and open this box.

Savage!

I just wanna make sure we're all good now. We are, right?

Just about.

All you have to say is... "Marty, I'm very, very..."

Confused?

"...sorry."

You never apologized.

Hey! I got you the best sneakers two month's allowance can buy.

I even upgraded your laces.

You are seriously apology-impaired.

You might wanna get that looked at.

All right, all right! I'm sorry.

Points for technical merit... but,

I'm taking some away for execution.

So... we're actually gonna do this race?

Looks like it.

Tomorrow after school?

I'll be there.

- I'll be first. - I'm going there now.

- I'm already there. - I got there yesterday.

Yeah, well, I...

Actually, my mom's here.

I'm gonna take off, okay? I've got homework.

Homework? You're adorable.

Wait a few. We'll walk together.

No, that's okay.

You're havin' fun.

I'll text you later, yeah?

Jonah! Why did you rush out? What's going on?

I just wasn't havin' a great time.

I think you left because of her.

You wanna know if she likes you.

Sh... She doesn't. She made that very clear.

There's one way to know for sure.

If she turns to look back at you, it means she likes you.

And not just as a friend.

That's crazy, Amber.

Is it?

Totally.

You like her, don't you?

Like, like-her like her.

No...

that's just... I gotta go.

Jonah, wait!

For snacks today, I was learning toward baby carrots.

But, I could also shake things up

and go with some sliced kiwi!

C... Cyrus... do you know what's going on with Andi?

She said she's not mad, but... she still acts like it.

I wouldn't call it mad, more... coolly detached.

Somehow, that sounds worse.

What should I do?

I'm sorry, you are asking me for advice?

Just allow me to savor this moment

of validation for just one...

Cyrus!

Just go talk to her.

I've never seen Andi stay mad... I mean, coolly detached, for long.

Ohhh!

Ahh!

Oh, I drove 10 hours straight just to do that!

You're back!

Yo! Go Space Otters!

Hey, let's go to practice early so you can do

one of your Frisbee tricks for me!

Like the one where you toss it backwards

into the trash can... classic!

I'm not in the mood for Frisbee.

I'm sorry, I don't understand.

Do me a favor. Tell the team there's no practice today.

I didn't think this was possible.

So listen... I just wanna get this outta the way.

I'm sorry I invaded your privacy.

And I'm sorry I overreacted to your invasion.

Is that why you ignored my texts?

I was giving you space.

Well, it was too much space.

You know, there is a happy medium

between being all up in my stuff

and disappearing from the face of the Earth.

I... I guess I messed up!

You know, I'm... I'm new at this!

Me, too.

So... would you mind if I stuck around

and we could keep messin' up together?

Does that mean you're back?

Is the tour over?

No.

Ask me why I'm here.

Why are you here?

Why do you ask?

- I'm just joshin' with you. - (both laugh)

I'm here... dot, dot, dot...

because the universe sent me.

You got fired?

No! Something... (mimics explosion) cosmic happened.

What?

I was playing at this club in Nashville,

and this... was pinned up on the wall.

That's Bex!

You found that in a club in Nashville?

That's crazy.

I know. And you know what's crazier?

A few days later, I saw this... at a club in Cleveland.

No...

That is the universe!

No, that's just a coincidence.

Dramatic pause.

This... is the universe.

Park City... Utah.

Universe, get out!

- (Bowie laughs) - What does it mean?

I don't know. I came back to find out.

Okay, let's do this.