ClassicaLoid 2nd Season

Gorira Gorilla!

Rappa Trumpet.

Pa... Pantsu U-underpants!

Tsubame Swallow.

Note: they're playing Shiritori (lit. "take the tail"), a word game in which the opponents must submit a word starting with the last syllable of the previous

Me... Medaka J-Japanese rice fish.

Kani Crab.

Ni... "ni," huh? Rainbow!

Niji Ni... "ni," huh? Rainbow!

Jigoku Hell.

Kutsu Shoes!

Tsurizao Fishing rod.

"O"?!

Oi Hey.

Don't you think this isn't exactly the time for this?

Hmm... well, let's see...

How about... butt!

Oshiri How about... butt!

Huh?

"Huh" isn't right! My word ended with "ri"!

That's not what I meant. What I'm trying to tell you is-

No cheating allowed! It needs to start with "Ri"!

You lose if more than five seconds pass, okay?

Five... four...

No, that's not what-

Three... two...

Listen to me when-

One!

Ri... Ringo A-apple!

"Go," huh?

Alright, rubber ball!

Gomumari Alright, rubber ball!

Ri...

No, wait. Given our current situation, I think-

Five... four...

Risu Squirrel!

Suri Pickpocket!

Grr, "ri" again?

Rizumu Rhythm!

Muri Unreasonable!

You sure play dirty!

Rinkan-gakkou Ri... open-air school!

Uri Melon!

Rikoshugi Egoism!

Giri Duty!

Linia-motaka Linear motor train!

Kari Hunting!

Damn...

Rinri Ethics! Ha ha, how you like that?! Ethics!

Ryori Cooking!

You... I don't believe it!

Five... four...

R... Riasushiki kaiga- D-deeply... deeply-indented coastli-

Note: his word was going to end in "n," an automatic loss in Shiritori

Hm?

Riasushiki kaigairyoko Deeply-indented... overseas travel...

Buh-boo! That's not gonna fly!

Shut up! Who cares about some shiritori game anyway?!

Just whose fault is it we're in this situation to begin-

What I'm asking you is, don't you have something to say to me?!

Huh? "Whose fault"? It's your fault, Schu-kun, isn't it?

Don't mess with me! All of this is your-

I bet Kanae is waiting for us right now...

Bet she'll be angry... if we don't make it in time.

Scary stuff, isn't it? When Kanae gets angry, I mean.

Tch! Tch!

I-I know that! Which is why thinking about how to get out of here is something we should've started...

I think I have an idea... for getting out of here.

What?! You mean it? What's your plan?

Lend me your ear.

The two of us are all alone in here, so why ask me to do that...?

Direct hit!

M-MOZART!

One hour earlier ...

Shopping, you say? Please just leave it to me.

Sorry about this, Schu-san.

I had intended to ask Motz to do it, but he just suddenly headed out somewhere...

I understand. He's always here when you don't need him, and at crucial times he's nowhere to be seen.

The Melancholy of Schubert

When it comes to being "useless," that guy certainly fits the bill!

Please buy the things I've noted down on this memo.

And, of particular importance is... this!

Starting at 5pm LIMITED-TIME SALE EGGS

There's a limited-time sale on eggs, one carton for just one yen, limit one per customer!

I think they'll sell out in about five minutes, so I really want you to get it for me!

So the limited-time sale is from 5 p.m...

That means I still have over an hour. That's plenty of time.

Uh... I don't like having to say this, but are you sure you'll be alright?

Huh?

Schu-san, you have a habit of going missing every once in a while, right?

You get carried off by kites...

And just recently, well, you got abducted by a UFO.

Maybe I should ask Motz, after all...

Wh-what are you saying?! Of course I'll be alright!

What a disgrace it is to even have my relative merits weighted against those of Mozart!

I really need to play up the differences in our track records and trustworthiness.

Oh? Schu-kun?

Where you goin'?

Shopping!

Ah, that reminds me, I think maybe Kanae mentioned something about that to me, too...

Hmph, she has selected me for the job instead.

You're not needed anymore.

In that case... let's go shopping together!

Wha...? Let go of me! I've taken on this responsibility and now it's my job!

Aww, it'd be more fun if we both go together!

Doesn't sound fun to me! Just let go!

No way!

I'm telling you to let go...! I'm going, too! It'll be fine, let's go!

Huh?

Hm?

Ah, I got caught on you!

Hold on, I'll get you unstuck.

Grr, come on, come on!

Hey, cut that out!

Trying to force it like that will only make it worse!

Jeez, I can't get unstuck for the life of me.

That's because you simply tried to force it free.

What...?

What happened?

Seems our only option is to cut it off with scissors.

Huh? If you're gonna cut something, it better be your clothes, Schu-kun.

This is no joke! Take the opportunity to cut that irritating hair of yours!

No way!

Rice Balls 100 yen

Welcome.

I'm sorry, it seems we're all sold out of scissors.

I see...

Oden

Ah, we just sold out of all of our scissors, you see.

All sold out...

Thanks.

How absurd! Why is everywhere sold out of scissors on today of all days!

What's up with Chopin-san?

Why'd he buy so many pairs of scissors...?

He's looking for the best scissors to open the envelopes the stuff he orders online comes in, apparently.

That's what I call "a love of online shopping."

Yeah...

If we can't find any at convenience stores, then...

Schu-kun, I've gotta use the toilet.

What?!

Tough it out - I mean, given our situation here...

No can do, no can do, no can do! Aah, I can't hold it!

You're telling me you can't even hold off on peeing?! No can do, no can do, no can do! Aah, I can't hold it!

You're telling me you can't even hold off on peeing?! I don't need to pee - I need to po-

I don't need to pee - I need to po-

Okay, I get it! Hang on a sec!

Aw, I feel so refreshed.

Are you done?

Lick my butt! Just kidding!

Hurry up!

If we go to a hardware store, we're sure to find some scissors.

We'll miss the limited-time sale if we don't hurry, though...

Oh! Orange juice!

Ah, wai...! Hey!

Gimme some! Ah, wai...! Hey!

Welcome. What size would you like?

I'll take the biggest one!

Don't be so selfish!

Don't be so selfish! So a large, then. Please wait just a moment.

So a large, then. Please wait just a moment.

Well, I'm thirsty, you know. So a large, then. Please wait just a moment.

And I'll even give you a sip, Schu-kun.

No thanks!

Thank you for waiting. That will be 280 yen, please.

She says it's 280 yen.

She says it's 280 yen.

You really don't want any?

Nope!

More importantly, as I keep on telling you, the start of the limited-time sale is drawing near!

We've got to get our hands on some scissors right away...

Oh my! You're a cutie, aren't you? You wanna play tag with me?

Eh? Um...

Excuse him, Miss. Please go ahead on your way.

An amusement park would also be nice! We could go round and round on a coffee-cup ride.

I'm terribly sorry about this. Never mind this man.

Don't interfere!

Do you grasp our situation here?!

What?

Excuse me, is there a hardware store anywhere around here?

Ah, if it's a hardware store you want,

I recall there being one on the seventh floor of this building.

Oh, I see. Thank you!

See ya.

Ah, that's right.

The elevator is old and often breaks down, so it's best if you don't use...

Oh my...

Soon, I'll finally be able to get away from you.

I was just fine staying like this. I mean, it was pretty fun.

I've had enough! I want to get away from you as soon as possible!

Hm? Huh?

It stopped...?

It's not moving... What's going on?

It broke.

No way... This is nothing to joke about, you know!

Let me try!

Idi-! Cut that out! Don't just randomly press stuff!

Let me do it! You've already tried plenty of times yourself, Schu-kun!

Trying your hand at it will only make things worse!

I wanna do it!

If we just contact the management company using that speaker...