To Be Hero

Is it you, Min-chan?

Sixth Day as a Superhero: "A Somewhat Heart-Racing Development"

Who?

Hey, are your people still set on invading?

No. I'm simply a plebeian now.

Here on private business.

I have no plans of invading.

Oh? You even forgot what your fiancée looks like?

What's with her? She talked without any mouth flaps.

That cut will have be redone.

You're going after Min-chan despite having a fiancée?

You weren't a sad, lonely man?

Huh? I have no idea about this.

I don't have a fiancée.

Oh, on this planet, is it normal to have some fiancée show up randomly?

Or is it a scam?

Did you forget what you did to me?

Or do you not have the balls to admit it?

I haven't heard of a backstory like that!

You're going to play dumb, you scum?

I fell in first love with Min-chan and gave up everything to be here!

Who the hell is Min-chan?!

Old Man's Only Daughter Min-chan (16)

Occupation: High School Girl (Black Belt in Karate) Ideal Man: A mellow, gentle guy Personality: Straightforward and Unyielding Three Sizes: Don't ask, moron!

Oh, you're still here.

Thanks for fixing the tap.

So you're Min-chan?

I'm gonna kill you!

Watch out, Min-chan!

Don't ask who I am.

If anything, I'm merely a wandering passer-by.

Fiercely attracted to you, I decided to stay here.

And now, I'll die here.

That's all.

Wow, you talked a lot. Did you practice those lines?

By the way, your body...

Don't look! I bet there's a flower blooming in vivid crimson there!

Don't blame yourself.

This is a flower of love I'm offering you of my own free will!

You haven't taken any damage, though.

Huh?

You know you shouldn't needlessly hurt people, brat! What're you, a slasher?!

Did you parents teach you nothing? I'm gonna get mad and hit you!

Of course! I saw this coming!

Youngsters' favorite skill, "I can't hear your lectures."

If you hold her there, she'll get mad.

Hey, you shitty fatty! Unhand me already!

My dataline got cut because you're holding it!

What?!

Her tail talked?!

That's right. I'm the actual body.

Moemoe's Fiancée

And I'm Moemoe's fiancée.

Back then, I was still in fourth space grade.

Suddenly a flashback, Moemoe?

I was being educated to become a worthy king.

That afternoon, the wind was calm, and the weather was wonderful.

I was suddenly assailed by an intense stomachache.

In a rush, I carelessly entered the girls' bathroom.

Huh? Oh, no!

I haven't seen anything, ladies!

Save me...

Who's there?

A girl's voice, asking for help?

I forgot all about my need to shit and became a white knight in my mind.

And the moment I opened that door,

my heart was filled with excitement and joy.

Somebody help!

Hey, what's the matter?

You shouldn't drink from the pot, no matter how thirsty you are.

Stupid! Idiot! I'm not drinking from it, I'm dumping into it!

What? Her tail talked?

Rude! We're a race of tentacle beings

that're the smartest in the universe, datalings!

A dataling's real body is the dataline that

transmits, collects, and analyzes data.

The other, humanoid part is a multipurpose control carrier called a mobile battery.

The mobile battery can not only provide energy to the real body,

it can also connect to all sorts of external devices.

USB 3.0, mobile phones, game controllers, power outlets, etc.

What kind of all-powerful device is that?

And its most important function

Does it have all the necessary licenses?

is to discharge filth.

In the end, it is a gross system.

Don't try to look cool!

So, how can I help?

The most difficult problem in the world.

I took a dump,

but then found that there was no more toilet paper!

That day,

I made close contact for the first time with the creature

that would later proclaim herself my fiancée.

Soon after, she randomly considered me her boyfriend

and chased me around all the time.

Don't you realize that there's no future for us?

Because my mobile battery is unprepossessing...

Because it's ugly?!

That's not it.

Our appearances and biological characteristics are totally different.

You know it's not just a matter of your mobile battery.

I won't discriminate!

In my eyes, you look just like us!

Slim!

Slim!

And the way you see the world is different than the way we see it.

I would never marry her!

What are you saying? You touched her there.

Planet Tenaricent Great Emperor

You have no choice but to get married.

Besides, datalings are the richest race in space.

They're ideal marriage partners.