Prison Playbook (슬기로운 감빵생활)

OCTOBER

STRONGEST TIGER

Game one of the Korean Series between Kia Tigers and Nexen Heroes.

I think they're going to change pitchers.

JE-HYEOK KIM

Finally, he's coming in.

Je-hyeok.

JE-HYEOK KIM

Did you put in the coins?

Oh, right...

15 BALLS FOR 1,000 WON

God, that moron...

500 WON COINS ONLY

-Seriously. -Hey.

Smart in baseball knowledge, but apparently stupid in life.

#Je-hyeokKim #BaseballPlayerJe-hyeokKim #StupidJe-hyeokKim

She's not a kid.

She'll take care of herself.

How could you not visit your sister once, after she moved?

Are you almost there?

I can't hear you.

Are you almost there?

Yes, I'm almost there.

Send me pictures.

Check her fridge to see if it's full too.

I wonder if she even does her laundry regularly.

Next on the news.

You must remember the Je-hyeok Kim case,

which was the center of attention for a while.

The pro baseball player Je-hyeok Kim

was arrested for excessive violence against Choi,

who was attempting to sexually assault his sister.

His trial begins this afternoon at Seoul Western District Court.

They'll likely agree it was self-defense and let him off with probation.

The victim is in critical condition,

and thus the public is waiting to see how the court decides.

According to the result of the trial...

JE-HYEOK KIM

I'm almost at the entrance.

Oh, no. This won't do.

There are too many reporters.

Let's take my car. I parked it in the next complex over.

Okay.

Are you ready? Hurry up and come down. Okay?

- Okay. -Those punks.

Baseball Player Je-hyeok Kim Most Likely to Get Probation

You have a delivery, Mr. Kim.

I'll pick it up later.

This is abalone, so you need to eat it soon.

I'll be back before dinner. I'll pick it up soon.

MR. RYU Hurry up, you slow turtle.

Day of the verdict Meeting with the club owner

Je-hyeok, give the station a call.

What?

Why?

To report a 300-million-won garbage car.

What is this? Seriously.

Aren't you cold? How can you eat ice cream in the winter?

I can. It tastes good.

You dense little thing. Is winter here? "No."

Is it cold? "No."

You're so frustrating.

Hey. When will you take me here?

You said we'll get a table right away if I go with you.

Good. Let's go today after the trial.

I'm meeting with the club owner later.

Let's go tomorrow, okay?

Look out the window, will you?

How can a person lack all sentimentality?

It's supposed to snow a lot today. Look.

It's nice out, though.

You're right.

Do you have any sunglasses? Something cool looking?

What's this?

He's so quick at times like these.

By the way...

Are you sure this isn't you?

Gocheok Gunman.

Am I nuts? Why would I stalk you?

He isn't a stalker. He's a fan.

That's a stalker.

There's a rumor that he's a pro baseball scorekeeper.

There are so many freaks out there now. It's dangerous.

Charge your phone. You'll get a lot of calls today.

It's okay. 15% is plenty.

Do whatever you want.

It's so nice out.

Snow?

No way.

Nothing is impossible.

2015 JE-HYEOK KIM PERFORMANCE JE-HYEOK KIM FORMS BY SEASON

JE-HYEOK KIM NAMED NO. 1

500 STRIKE OUTS

The verdict on Je-hyeok Kim's first trial will be out today.

I'm not sure that's the reason, but many have requested this song.

It's his entrance song, selected by the fans.

Here's Sarah Brightman. "Time to say goodbye."

NEXEN INTERVIEWS JE-HYEOK KIM MAJOR LEAGUE DOCS

GOCHEOK GUNMAN

This song is everywhere today.

-Are we almost there? -Yes, almost.

Once we pass the tunnel.

We're almost there then.

Hey, that tunnel is long. I bet it's the longest in Seoul.

It takes over an hour to go through it.

For real?

No, I'm kidding.

How long could a tunnel be?

What are you doing?

They say if you can hold your breath in a tunnel, your wish will come true.

What are you, an eight?

Plus, you breathed.

You're right.

What are you worried about?

The stars are all aligned for you already.

Okay, shall we go in?

Okay. Let's go.

Case number 2016GO1178.

The defendant Je-hyeok Kim chased the victim who was running away,

and assaulted him.

The defendant used a trophy, a dangerous item, to assault him,

and critically injured him.

This was excessive and exceeded justified self-defense.

Therefore, the defendant Je-hyeok Kim

is sentenced to one year in prison.

LITTLE SISTER JE-HEE

Excuse me. You're Je-hyeok Kim, right?

Do you know me?

Who in here doesn't know you?

Nexen Heroes' star lefty closer.

Korea's save record holder. The monster closer.

Save king. ERA king.

Two-time Korean Series MVP. Three-time Gold Glove winner.

Scouted by the Red Sox for the highest salary in history...

But I see you here.

But actually, I'm Hyeon-jong Yang's fan.

He's just better looking.

This is odd. Why are you going to Seobu Detention Center?

The hot shot criminals usually go to Seoul or Nambu Detention Center.

If Nambu is like a first-class hotel, Seobu is like

camping in a tent.

I like being prisonmates with a superstar, but you must be annoyed.

Are you okay?

Are we going to a hotel?

Goodness. You're a druggie.

You can't keep that up. Is this your first time?

No. I've been to many hotels.

You must be rich.

These are Cartier-style.

-I have two at home. -Goodness. This man is in trouble.

He'll get beat up like crazy inside.

They'll smash your head in.

A close friend was also a druggie. He couldn't get drugs in the slammer,

so he whined like a sick dog, and...

Mr. Driver. Mister?

Heater, please.

Please turn on the heater.

We're almost there. This is Seobu Detention Center.

It faces north, so we don't get much sunlight.

It has hardwood floors and radiators for heat.

The auditorium is over 20 years old.

The platform is high, so when the pastor preaches,

it feels like God is speaking, so that's nice.

WE WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR FAMILY.

REFORM THAT PROVIDES DREAMS AND HOPES. WE ARE BY YOUR SIDE.

WE WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR FAMILY.

SEOBU DETENTION CENTER

SEOBU DETENTION CENTER

The shower heads were broken last time. I wonder if they've fixed them.

OPEN REFORM, FUTURE FULL OF HOPE

My goodness.

Gosh, it's hard to get a cab.

Where would you like to go?

Please take me to Seobu Detention Center.

Why are you going there?

-To see my son. -Goodness.

How long has he been inside?

It doesn't feel like long, but time really flies.

It must be hard with the cold weather.

It's not like it isn't hard when the weather is nice.

It's such a terrible place.

Do they feed them well? Is it still just rice and beans?

He says they give them three meals a day, but it can't be compared to food outside.

I'm bringing him some home-made food.

SEOBU DETENTION CENTER

We're here.

-Here. -No. Just keep it.

-What? -It's okay. I don't need it.

I have a child too.

Take it, son.

Are you looking down on me now?

Ma'am. Put it in your son's commissary account.

Please do it for me.

What?

How may I help you?

I'd like to see my son.

Fill out the visitation form.

What form? He never said that.

I need to feed my son before the food gets cold.

You can't bring in food, only commissary money.