Dame×Prince Anime Caravan (ダメプリ ANIME CARAVAN)

Each and every one of these are terrible!

They're all mediocre!

Bring me the flashiest garments that you have befitting for the great Prince Narek.

Please forgive me, your Highness.

That was the last tailor you had summoned to the castle, Prince Narek.

Then I shall go to town and find one myself.

Right now? Don't you have plans...

I'm running out of time to visit Father on the front lines for moral support.

I must prepare the best garment for when that time comes.

Donna ningen datte mikansei kanpeki jyanai

Dame na toko kakaeteru

Tansho datte chousho itsu demo torae kata shidai

Mae muki ni ikeba ii

Wagamama na kimi dake do

Dare yori mo massugu na dake

I love you

Dame-sugiru kimi no subete dakishimete chikau yo

Sono mama de kamawanai kara

Dame-sugiru kimi ga suki da shin ryaku shitemiseru yo

Saikou no love end mezashi ai ni iku kara

Dame dame dame ai no DAMExPRINCE

Showdown X Fashionista

I can't believe our visit to Milidonia is already over.

A lot has happened though.

Now that I look at it Kyuaran's dresses are quite elaborate.

Oh, sorry.

Hey, you don't need to run... that far.

Everyone.

Have you finished your preparations?

Yes! Thank you so much for taking care of us.

I was careless at one point though.

Oh not at all! It was fun-

ish. I guess.

You will next be visiting the Empire of Selenfalen, I believe. I hope you will stay safe on the road.

Thank you very much. I am sure the Prime Minister will be anxiously awaiting our return.

Please excuse me!

Prime Minister Chrom of the Empire of Selenfalen just arrived!

Everyone, please excuse my rudeness for dropping in out of the blue.

Prime Minister, what are you doing here?

Prince Ruze! I have missed you so. You appear to have lost weight.

Are you being properly fed? Are you sleeping well?

I knew I should have packed your favorite lap pillow for your daily naps.

I was so worried about it that I rushed here right away by carriage.

I am fine. I have had a pleasant stay, thanks to everyone in Milidonia.

They've only been apart for one week... I guess that's devotion for you.

If I was separated from you, Little Flower, a day would feel like it were 24 hours long.

Doesn't it always?

Thank you for always helping me.

But this is the first time we've met.

What in the world am I doing?

I, Prince Narek of Milidonia, the greatest person in all the lands, am going out!

This is an urgent matter I must see to. We'll depart tomorrow instead!

Why?

I will soon see my father again and must prepare! See you later!

Prince Narek!

You take care of the rest!

He's as carefree as ever.

Of course when I make time in my incredibly busy schedule,

I find myself the recipient of an unexpected holiday.

The consideration shown by the prince of such a large country is outstanding, isn't it?

This means you can have a day to relax, Prime Minister.

So true. It is important to be able to switch off every now and then.

That's not what you were saying a second ago!

But where in the world is Prince Narek going?

I think he's going to the market?

He's always looking for the best outfit to meet his people in.

An outfit?

Hey there! Welcome! It's all well-priced! Have a look!

There's a lot here.

Prince Narek!

Do you have anything befitting I, the amazing Narek?

W-well... I don't know if there's anything that will meet your liking.

Hey. Let go!

You let go.

This is perfect for I!

This is only good enough... for Kyuaran!

Give me more of this fabric!

I-I'm so terribly sorry! All I have is this scrap!

This is made by the mountain folk on the borders.

They're incredibly skilled people, but a little strange.

They lay down their lives for the sake of fashion...

Only scraps of this fabric ever make it as far as the market.

I see. Loud, fashionable people. They sound like kindred spirits.

I need a little more fabric to make a dress for Kyuaran...

You appear to be quite fashionable yourself if you're willing to travel for the sake of a doll's dress.

Come on! Let's go!

Why am I being dragged along by this-?!

My "I need to go on a date with a little flower in the market" sickness is flaring up!

That's oddly specific. Off you go then.

Shame you won't come with me.

I guess I'll have to go by myself as you turned me down. See you later.

Huh?

He actually left...

E-excuse...

I feel incredibly uneasy right now!

I feel super duper nervous!

Oh you're out of tea? I'll go refill your cup.

Good idea!

Thank you for your concern.

However, it would be incredibly rude of me to have

the Princess of another country stoop so low as to pour me tea.

Don't be silly. I don't mind at all.

I always make tea lickety-split for myself in Inaco!

Really.

So the royal family of Inaco make their tea lickety-split?

In the Empire of Selenfalen, we must take our time when preparing tea.

I would sure love to try that lickety-split tea at least once.

Ah...

P-please excuse me...

S-she backed down!

Prince Narek's hair color is all the rage in the village!

Crop tops are becoming popular too!

Prince Narek's a fashion leader!

A fashion leader...

I see. These fashionistas have bestowed upon me a name suitable for one as amazing as myself.

Speaking of fashionistas...

I have with me a Prince who has fashion sense as equal to mine.

Right there!

Could it be the fabled Prince Ruze?!

The one that's so noble he makes people faint one after the other?!

Prince Ruze!

Please grace us with your presence!

What?! My brother? You've got it wrong!

Prince Mare!

The information was correct, it's the little brother.

It's Prince Mare.

They have barely any guards. This is our chance.

I don't see him anywhere.

Alright! We shall make my amazing self shine! He will come running when he sees how I stand out.

Excuse me?

Just like a moth to a flame!

Here we go! Paper confetti!

Bear claw marks?!

Don't worry, Kyuaran! I'll protect you!

What do you think?! Don't I, the amazing and wonderful Narek, stand out more than anything?!

You travel as far as cheap cologne.

Cheap cologne?

Today's royal scent is Cool Vanilla! I ordered it specially, just for me!

Idiot. I was being metaphorical.

Uwah! The sun... I'm melting... Don't you have any shade?

I'm sorry. We left all the luggage with the other guards.

Damn! Are you okay Kyuaran?! I'm sorry I brought you on such an arduous journey.

Erm, are you alright? Would you like to cover yourself with my cloak?

Gimmie.

Hey you!

I suppose you've done a good job.

I guess I'm used to a lot of strange things now.

It's going to rain...