Satisfaction

Do you want me in my undies or not?

Not.

No, start... with...

Sure you don't want a massage first?

Nah, I'm fine. Thank you.

OK.

Give them here.

You know, you've got the kindest eyes I've ever seen.

Hmm.

Oh, could you go back over there?

Please?

- Do you want me to...? - No.

No, you're fine, thank you.

OK.

I think I've always preferred underwear to women.

# Immerse yourself in me #

# In bliss and esctasy #

# Playing your games of passion #

# Naked seduction #

# And breathless emotion #

# Sea of love in satin #

# I want you, oh #

# To satisfy #

# Satisfy #

# I want you #

# To satisfy #

# Embrace me #

# Hey, yeah. #

- No, sorry. Arggh! - Oh, come on!

- - Sorry, Dougie.

- Oh! - No, that's it, darling.

- Oh! I'll take another hour. - Oh, no!

Nothing regular about me.

You've gotta go.

- Would you let me take you out? - No!

- Why not? - Because that's not the way it works.

Wouldn't that be a relationship?

It could be anything you like.

Yeah, but I couldn't take you out.

No. Well... what would we do?

I don't know. We'd, um... have a meal, catch a movie.

- Ooh! Normal stuff. - Yeah. Normal stuff.

Dougie... I don't do normal.

I'm sex worker. What part of that don't you get?

I'll see you next week.

- Heather. - No. I'm not doing it.

If I got a dollar for every proposition...

...I could buy myself a man.

- Heather. - I don't care how important he is.

I'm not sticking a dildo up his arse again.

You do it 10 times, you get immunity.

It's in the rule book, Nat.

You should be grateful he's not doing it to you.

Make him buy some toys and claim it on your tax.

- He's not gonna claim it on his. - Well, I'll... I'll swap you.

Yeah, alright. Who for?

The fruiterer.

Duracell rabbit. No, thanks.

He tells me he's gonna be a porn star one day.

Mmm, I think it's better to give than to receive.

- I'll stick with the dildo, thanks. - Mm-hm. Oh, alright.

Aha!

Gives a whole new meaning to 'perfect gentleman'.

- 500 just to watch. - Oh!

- What's that for? - Sending the best to me.

Well, he didn't tell me what he wanted.

But you knew I was right for him.

I just looked in the book and you were available.

- OK, give it back. - Nuh.

- Make sure I get next time. - Sure.

[ LOW-LEVEL CHATTER, DANCE MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY ]

Hey, Dougie. How are you?

Um, Chloe!

Uh...

I've already seen one of your mates.

Oh, well, it's OK, as long as we're still getting your business.

- I asked for you first. - Thank you.

But if you're not available, then...

I know. It's a harsh and random world, Dougie.

- Yeah. - Mmm.

Well, um... better luck next time.

Thanks, Enjoy your drink.

Hey, Nat?

Just make yoursself comfortable there. Great.

Hey, who got Dougie?

- Tippi. - Ah.

OK, you've got half an hour, then an American film producer.

I've got a booking. I've got Warwick.

Chloe, he hasn't been in for weeks.

- I don't care. I want to be available. - Why?!

Because he's a regular, Nat, that's why.

- Have you called him? - Yes.

- And? - I left a message.

Look, give the film producer to someone else.

Chloe, give me a break.

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Whoo-whoo!

- Hey, anyone got any knickers? - Oh, Tippi!

- No. - No!

Hey, how was Dougie?

Predictable.

Yeah, well, that's what a regular is.

Oh, sorry.

- I didn't... mean to... - Tippi, Tippi, it's OK.

It's OK, really. It's fine. It's good to share.

- Have you got knickers? - No.

So I gave the producer to Tippi.

He'll probably take her to Hollywood.

Hmm. I reckon Tippi would tear the place down.

- Mmm. Well, I'd hate to lose her. - Mmm.

The certainty of youth.

Travelling alright, Chloe?

Well, my knees aren't shaking and my smile's still intact.

You worried about your regular?

Warwick?

I think it's great you kept the booking open.

Great for business.

Great for Warwick.

- Great for you? - Mmm.

So, Mel phoned. She wants someone for a double.

Since when does Mel work for us?

She doesn't work for us. She wants someone to work with her.

- At her rates? - I don't see why not.

Less 20% for us.

If you want it, it'll see you out for the night.

Yeah, OK, thanks. Sure.

But you have to go right now.

- Achilles is waiting outside. -

Take your time, Achilles. - I've still gotta get changed.

- OK. - Thank you, sir.

Shit! Tippi's pinched my knickers.

Well, you know, I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Not gonna be on for very long anyway.

How am I supposed to act my pants off

if I haven't got anyone in the first place?

Some gentlemen might find that attractive.

Yeah, sure. Or cheap.

Models are good at this, aren't they?

Mm-hm. - Getting changed in toilets.

You know, if I had the legs... and no arse... maybe some tits,

I could've been a model.

So you're a mountaineer?

Yes. Everest this time.

Ooh, sounds scary.

Not if you know what you're doing.

Like anything, I suppose.

Um... I couldn't do what you do.

Oh, yeah, but if I fall off,

the consequences aren't so bad, are they?

- No. -

So, tell me, what are the odds?

Uh... of... of succeeding or surviving?

Either.

Well, of those that go for the summit,

about one in ten don't make it.

- - What, you mean die?

Mmm. Well, it used to be one in eight.

That won't happen to you, will it?

I'm hoping this will give me protection.

Your going-away present?

- He's, uh... he's our major sponsor. -

Ah, it gives a whole new meaning

to "fucking your way to the top," doesn't it?

- Mmm. -

Well, well, well, look at you!

Who's she kidding? Look at me? Look at you!

- Yeah. - Ha-ha.

Sorry, Robert, this is Chloe. Chloe, this is Robert.

- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Hi. Pleased to meet you, Chloe.

- Yeah. - Robert's going to climb Everest.

Well, that's one way of putting it.

- -

Uh, have you ever been to Nepal, Chloe?

Uh... Nepal? No.

No, I... I grew up in the outback so I didn't see snow till I was 20.

Ah, the outback. You love the outback?

- Yeah, I do. I do. - Then you will love the mountains.

You... You really should try it.

Oh, I don't know. I like my fingers and toes too much, I think.

- Oh. -

I'm glad you brought that up, actually.

Ohh, it's...

Oh, no. No, no, no, just the toes. Just some toes, yeah.

- Everything else is fine. - Well...

- Thank God for that. - Yes.

Ooh, come on!

Mmm. Ohh.

Ohh!

- Ohh. - Five.

Arggh!

- Cinderella. -

- It's midnight. -

Mmm.

OK.

He's such a sweet man.

He's gonna climb Everest.

We said we'd give him a freebie if he made it.

That's very generous of you.

It's our little incentive.

Would you ever risk your life for something like that?