Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous

Are we really off the island or is this a dream?

If it were a dream,

I'm thinking we'd have a change of clothes.

Ha! What do you mean?

I've always wanted a signature look.

Hey, Captain. It's lunchtime.

Can't leave my post till we're docked in Costa Rica.

I'm the only one of us who's ever sailed before.

How hard can it be?

"Iceberg! Iceberg!"

Hilarious. I'm not leaving.

Come on, Kenji, just cut the engine.

Ten minutes won't kill you.

It might be our last meal together.

And now, for the main course,

-the plumpest and the juiciest… -

Nublar grubs!

-Ugh! Ew! - Hand-selected by yours truly.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

- -Ugh!

-Ew! -Ugh!

- Come on. -Do you have to do that here?

Why?

Ah!

Well, I guess the least I can do is keep an open mind.

Do it.

Uh-uh.

- -

- -How you all survived, I'll never know.

Okay. No tears or goodbyes until we're sittin' on the plane,

but can I just say, look at us.

We started as campers, and now, we're--

-Immortal. -Survivors?

Exhausted.

I was gonna say soulmates.

Still doesn't feel real. We finally made it off the island.

Go us.

I'm gonna miss you guys so much!

Before we get off this boat,

I'll need everyone to write down their e-mail addresses,

social media handles, and weekly availabilities for a group check-in.

Also, your favorite kind of cake

and the best time of day to receive packages.

And maybe, I don't know, for fun, your favorite memory of the two of us.

Hey, who took my food?

I had a bunch of berries sitting right there.

Wasn't me.

Maybe the boat is haunted.

-Oh, Yaz, no! -

- Don't even joke. -

No sea sickness anymore, Ben? What, did the island beat it out of you?

When you've seen the things I've seen,

a little thing like motion sickness can't… Oh!

Who ate all the grubs?

- Not if you paid me. - Truly, no one.

- -

Of course. A stowaway.

The last thing we need is it chewing on some wires or something.

What do you say we catch one last Compy? For old times' sake.

- -Let's go! Yeah, Compy!

Woohoo!

-Listen, man, about what happened-- -I should be at the controls.

I'm trying to get us all home.

Seriously? I only did what Brooklynn asked me to do. What's your problem?

For once, when you have to do the right thing,

I'd like to see you put this group first. Just once!

Kenji!

Hey. You and I know you didn't do anything wrong.

Down deep, he knows it, too.

There's gotta be another reason he's so upset.

Yeah, well, maybe it's because he's such a… such a…

kind of… kind of a…

I'm not good at insults.

You have other qualities. Just let me handle it.

I speak Kenji.

It involves me saying "bro" more than I care to,

but I'll find out what's up.

- - Dang it!

- -Whoa!

I got it!

- -Whoa!

- -

- -

Ah!

Okay, where'd it go?

Ben, you stay and guard the food.

Sammy and Yaz, you search the cabins. I'll check the rest of the boat.

That stupid dinosaur's had bust literally everything.

What are they, anti-technology or something?

Hey, bro, stop stressing.

Check it, smooth sailing to Costa Rica, ka-ching!

There's nothing out here that could be worse than Dino Island.

I mean, you could just chillax.

Chillax? What about sharks, or storms,

or the lunch tray covering the hole and the boat falling off?

Lots of things could happen, Brooklynn, and without SONAR or a radio,

I'm not chillaxing.

So, you freaked out on Darius because you're worried?

What? No! He…

You could have been killed.

He did what I told him to.

If there's anyone you should be mad at, it's me.

I need to get the comm working, and captaining is kind of a solo job,

so if you don't mind.

Nice use of "comm".

Also, if you're looking for the reset switch on the comm panel,

you may want to use the panel

that's, um, actually attached to the comm system.

Just saying.

- -Whoa!

What was that?

-If we had working SONAR, we'd know. - Did you guys feel that?

Probably just a swell or something!

Captain K's got it under control.

-Okay. Let's see. What's next? -Just to be safe,

what if I stay and fix that SONAR for you, bro?

They used a real old-school fuse holding.

No wonder it came loose. Pliers?

So, uh, how do you know so much about this stuff?

Did you unbox the Titanic or something?

Har-har. My dad's taught me, actually.

-Really? -Yeah. Tape?

When we moved to London, I had a hard time making friends,

so I spent a lot of Saturdays helping them in the garage.

I get it. Kids my age were super judgy about how rich I…

I mostly hung out with the adults, too. Not my dad so much, but…

Is that why you freaked out on Darius? You don't wanna go home?

What?

No, no, I was just trying to say I could relate.

You learned how to fix stuff.

I learned how to look awesome and drive a boat.

What?

When I first met you, you did not make a good impression.

I was like, "That guy and I will never be friends."

But now, out of all of us, I… I think you and I might be the most alike.

I'm gonna miss you, Kenj.

Screwdriver?

Here, Compy, Compy.

Please don't make me stay in this room a second longer than I have to.

Welp, not in here. Where to next?

Uh, just a sec. I know you're having a hard time saying goodbye,

and I, uh, wanted to make it easier.

I drew a picture of all of us from day one on the ferry ride over.

I couldn't remember everything and it could be better, but here.

Oh!

Yaz!

You can get everyone to put their deets on it.

Speed, strength, brains, a bright artistic future?

What doesn't this girl have?

- Compy's headed for the deck! -

It's here somewhere. Anyone see it?

I figured I'd pack everything up before it could get to it.

We'll find it. Fan out.

Oh, real quick, guys.

I know we're in the middle of a dino chase, but if I could just

get all of you to put your info on Yaz's incredible drawin'…

Later. Got it. Cool, cool, cool.

Let's see if that did it.

- - Yes!

- -Yes!

I can't believe you got that to work. What… Ah! You're so amazing!

At tech! I mean, you know, tech… technology.