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Every journey has its road.

And every road, sooner or later, comes to a crossing,

certain junction and only one choice to make.

That crossing arrived for us, too.

But no one could have imagined that it would change our fates forever.

Lunar eclipses have fascinated mankind throughout the ages.

The relationship between man and Moon has always been so strong

that in certain ancient cultures these phenomena were perceived as cause for great concern.

- Are you guys watching? - I've already seen one on YouTube.

I think I watched with my dad.

I've got a pair of welder glasses at home like you.

I could lend them to you.

No.

Welded glasses are for solar eclipses, not lunar eclipses.

And they're not that great anyway

because of the double refraction.

The double what?

- The double refraction. - Yeah?

Otherwise known as the birefringence,

an optical phenomenon caused by the light and...

Idiot.

Lunar eclipses were, in fact, interpreted to be symbolic

of the great afternoon sky right over there.

Bleh!

Stories and legends aside,

this eclipse will be one of the longest

and the most fascinating total lunar eclipses of the last century.

So, tonight, we encourage you all to lift your heads to the sky

and take in this spectacular and unique event.

Don't miss out.

Or you'll be waiting 20 years for the next one.

Hey, Bess, will you watch it?

Um, I'm not sure.

Maybe with a certain someone.

Stories and legends aside,

this eclipse will be one of the longest

and most fascinating total lunar eclipses of the last century.

So, tonight, we encourage you all to lift your heads to the sky

and take in this spectacular and unique event.

Don't miss out.

Or you'll be waiting 20 years for the next one.

Hey, Joe, could you go any slower?

I'm sick of being on this piece of junk.

This piece of junk is four times your age, Reg.

Oh, well, even better, an old piece of junk.

Guys, guys, guys, guys.

I've got a riddle.

Brace yourselves.

What follows us all day long behind...

- Our shadow. - ...in the dark?

Oh, intelligent screwed you over again.

Hey, I got a riddle you won't find online.

Let's hear it.

Seven letters has my name.

Being a tough guy is my game.

Neither monsters, storms, nor dragons can stop me even without my weaponry.

Now, ponder my words carefully.

Virtue and nobility are nothing without fear.

Even for the king of kings, him with the golden mane,

he who thanks to me can live, roar, and reign.

Who am I?

Oh, you struggling, IQ.

Do we... do we have to turn back now?

Not necessarily.

Everybody stay here.

Oh, gross.

Poor thing. It must have been run over.

What the fuck is it?

Oh.

Should we help him?

Nah.

I bet it stinks.

Yeah, like you after P.E.

You are such a pig.

Oink, oink.

You know, I rode a pig once.

Just pigs riding pigs, yeah?

Anyway, I'm on this pig, massive.

So, I was grabbing it by his ears and we started riding

and all I hear the whole time...

So, I'm riding it and there's a herd of them behind me also...

- ...and then Chris... - A... a whole herd of them?

A whole herd of them. And Chris' chick...

Well, well, well, good evening.

Sit down.

Just stay calm, guys, okay? He's not going to hurt us.

Wrong answer.

From now on, you just sit down and you drive.

I should be doing the talking from now on.

Got that kids?

I can't hear you. You got it?

- Got it. - Got it.

Good.

Obedient, too.

You, there.

You...

drive.

It's him.

That was him.

Mark, he was trying to kiss her and she was screaming.

So, I go, "Hey, leave her alone."

And then he turns around with a stupid little face

and goes, "Karl, the canteen's over that way."

And he was with his friends, there was like seven of them.

Yeah, but I bet that didn't scare you.

Of course, it didn't.

I slide tag with him and kick them straight in the balls,

then I got up and hit the other one with a backhand strike.

Yeah. The third managed to block me, but I kicked down the fourth

and pushed the third on to the sixth.

And the last one, well, attacked him with a super boost

just like a real wrestler, letting chaos everywhere, KO,

and the final kiss.

- A super boost? - Mm-hmm. Just like that.

Sorry.

- Is that him? - Yes.

We've been looking for this guy everywhere.

We really have to find him before he claims other victims and eats more tongues.

And I don't know what it is,

but he just seems to love teenagers.

We've got that super boost, right?

Now, if you could all listen carefully,

throw your fucking phones out the windows.

You, too.

- Fuck you. - Reg, do what he says.

Sit.

He's right, you know.

No time for playing games.

This gun is real.

And I know what death tastes like.

It tastes delicious.

It's Pedro Minghella.

The tongue eater.

Who?

The tongue eater.

It's really, I'm just fucked up, eh.

Prison can be a very informative experience.

You should try it sometimes.

Fuck.

Good boy.

Fucking things turned you all into zombies.

Now, let's sit back and enjoy the journey, shall we?

The night is long and the seas are rough.

What's your name boy?

- Uh, Nolan. Nolan. - Nolan?

Nolan Parker.

Nolan Parker.

Sounds like something out of a comic book.

I used to love comic books when I was a kid.

First thing I ever stole, pack of smokes, comic book.

I was obsessed.

Shit.

What's going on?

You better not be fucking with me.

I don't know, it just stopped.

Well, get it fixed.

You don't want me to lose my patience, do you?

It won't start. It... it must be the motor.

- Get here. - No, no, please, please, don't hurt me.

Now, you get it fixed.

One mistake, and her head goes boom.

- Okay, okay, just calm down. - Calm down?

I'm always calm.

Get out.

Okay.

And that goes for you lot, too.

He's going to kill us.

He's going to kill us all.

He's an absolute psycho.

We need to disarm him.

Yeah, I agree. But how?

No, no, no, don't... don't try and be a hero now.

He'll shoot you in the head without thinking twice.

Yeah, Fat is right. For now, we just need to do nothing, all right?

Wait for the right moment.

God.

Well?

I don't know, it must be the engine.

Get that thing out of here.

I'll stay here with them.

Oh, no, fuck!

- Shut up! Shut up and sit down. - No, we need to go.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

- Sit down! - Oh, my God!

Shut up and shut up and shut up! Let me fucking think.

Oh, my God, you fucking psycho.

Look at his mess. Just let us off.

That's enough.

I don't want to hear another one out of you.

Do you understand?

Fuck.

Where the fuck are the keys?

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!

It's showtime.

Go get the keys off that bastard.

- Now! - Leave him alone, I'll go.

Okay, move it.