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- (gasps) Please, stop it (sobs)!

Stop!

(woman shrieking over menacing electronic accent)

I'll do whatever you want, please!

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Please, stop (sobs), don't do this, please!

Why are you doing to me?

Stop it, please!

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Please, please, please, please!

I'll do anything!

Please, don't kill me!

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Let me go, please!

I'll do anything you want, anything, anything!

Please (screams)!

(woman screaming over tense, menacing electronic music)

Oh, Sam?

It's unusual to have you stop by my office

this early in the morning.

- I have some wonderful news for you.

And that might be?

- I had a call from Medical Board.

They have announced that they are honoring you

as the foremost brain surgeon in the country.

That means that you will be the recipient

of the prestigious Mayflower Award.

You know, this is just so good for the hospital.

Yeah, well, that being said (sighs),

congratulations, my friend.

They couldn't have given it to a more deserving guy.

Thank you, Sam.

If you only knew.

Thank you, Sam.

- And how long has she been missing?

Uh, I think about five days.

And how old is she?

20.

- What was she wearing the last time you saw her?

- Um, jeans and her favorite T-shirt,

but she loves to wear dresses.

She's got a lotta clothes.

- Is it normal for her to disappear like this

for long periods of time?

No, uh, she never does this!

Even her best friend doesn't know where she is,

and I called the school and her work (sobs).

- All right, do you have a photograph?

Yes.

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OK, Zukowski!

I went to her apartment,

and the dog was unsated and thirsty, I'm just not--

Why don't you take my card.

If you hear anything from her,

please don't hesitate to call. - OK.

- Now, this officer will go ahead and show you out, arright?

- Please, detective, whatever you can do,

she's all we've got.

- We're gonna do everything we can to find her, OK?

- OK. - All right.

- All right, that brings us to six missing persons

in the last three months.

- That's frustrating, and I don't see a pattern

or a connection to any of these people,

let alone any bodies showing up anywhere.

- Yeah, it beats the shit outta me, too.

Listen, Davenport, I want you to run cross-references

on high schools, colleges, clubs,

anything else you can think of that might, uh,

make a connection with these people.

- I'm on it, I'll also check with the hospitals,

see if there's any John or Jane Does,

as well as the coroner to see

if there's any unidentified bodies.

Arright, sounds good.

Come on, people, talk to me!

Help me find you.

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I am so very sorry.

- You know how much Annie loves Maria.

She would give her own kidney if she could.

It was a freak accident that both her kidneys got damaged.

- Accident or not, if she had kept an eye on her,

none of this would have happened.

For God's sake, she's our only child (snivels),

and if she doesn't get a kidney, she, she'll die.

- So, Sophia, I've been making calls,

searching the internet,

contacting all my business associates throughout Europe.

I've even checked the experimental possibilities.

The hospital is doing everything it can.

It's not like we can't afford it,

and she's almost at the top of the waiting list!

- (sobs) But David, she's only got two weeks!

Listen, I don't care what it takes,

you find a kidney for our baby girl (sobs).

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Excuse me,

I really don't mean to bother you.

What can I do for you?

- Actually, it's what I might

be able to do for you.

One kidney, patient's name?

All right, got it, there's a small rush fee.

Once we verify the deposit, we'll have the kidney delivered.

Arright.

So?

- Well, Sis, we have an order for one kidney.

Male or female?

- (scoffs) Not that it matters, but it's for a female.

How much do we get?

125K.

- Holy shit (laughs), you're too much!

- What, it's a rush order and keep your voice down!

You don't want Mom to hear you cursing, do you?

She's gonna be so happy!

Mom, I got some good news!

- Oh, I'll be right there.

- She's gonna lose her fucking cookies!

- Stop, she's gonna hear you cursing!

Why's she gonna lose her cookies?

- She's got her eyes on a purse that costs three grand.

That's why Dad can't freak out.

- Good point, let's hope the donor and patient

are a match type for the kidney.

- I'm gonna call him. - OK.

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Hello?

Hey, Daddy, it's me.

We have an order for a kidney,

but I guess you know that since you have a guy

stationed near the hospital for needy patients.

- OK, one kidney coming up after dinner.

Is your mom home?

Yeah, hang on.

Hi, honey, how was your day?

- Well, as my head nurse, you should be the first to know.

I am being honored as the country's leading brain surgeon.

Oh, Lewis, that is fantastic,

and you certainly deserve it.

Think of all the lives you've saved.

Congratulations, I think this calls for a celebration!

How 'bout I make that special souffle for dinner tonight?

- Sounds great, look, I have to make a stop on the way home,

so I will see you in a little bit, OK?

Love you, OK.

OK, kids, let's make this a special night for your father.

I want everything to be perfect.

In the meantime, could you please go check

on our patients' meds, give them their sponge baths,

and change those bandages.

Sure, Mom.

Thank you.

Oh, Mom?

Yes, baby?

- Can I please practice my technique?

- Come on, Mom, there's no salvos left,

so she can't damage anything.

- Come on, please, please, please, please?

I guess that'll be OK.

You have assisted your father and I a lot.

You kids go have fun.

- Thank you. - OK, babies.

We finally get to play doctor!

I know right (giggles), yeah.

I'll race you.

Yeah, you OK?

- Yeah. - Let's go!

Scott, unplug the machine,

I'll just roll him into the next room.

OK.

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(sustained beeping tone from monitor)

Ready, Doctor?

Ready, Doctor.

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- OK, Nicole, we're ready to remove the brain.

- All right, you are a very cool brother, mwah!

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All right.

(scalpel crunching through brain tissue)

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That is so rad!

- All right, I need to grind the bones

that I use in the garden.

If you don't mind checking on our patients,

I'll finish up here.

No, it'll be my pleasure.

All right.

I'll go pu this on ice.

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- So Davenport, anything come back with your search?