College Romance

Hey, guys! How was your vacation?

Hey, guys! How was your vacation?

Epic! Epic!

Look at my biceps! I was working out a lot!

- Show it to me! - I do not want tear the jacket!

Babe, how was your leave?

I do not have time for your small talk, Karan.

Guys, where is trippy?

I do not know he said he'd be here.

Buenos Dias! Losers!

- Whose ass? - It means 'Good Morning' in Spanish.

After you, Baby.

The chair.

Guys, this is Isha.

I call her Hippy.

It rhymes with Trippy.

Cool, right?

I am very cute!

Hippy is from LSR. Psychology honours.

Her mom is a great healer.

A doctor?

A doctor for emotions!

She heals people from within.

I see. So how did you both meet?

Well, let me tell you...

Meeting people is like having sex.

It can happen anywhere

anytime.

And you will never know how long it will last.

But you enjoy the moment.

Correct.

We met on a dating app.

We both were single.

Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!

Cool! Cool! Cool! Cool!

Can I speak to you for a moment?

- What is it? - Come with me.

- Naira, come along. - Let me ask you.

- Let me sit for a minute. - Come...

As I was saying...

Can I get you some bread fritters?

They taste delicious with green sauce.

And you were crying about Raveena a few days ago

and you moved on so quickly.

- Can you speak a little softer? - Tell us now!

Naira! Karan!

Hippy and I are made for each other.

She is such a good healer.

She touches the right spot.

How did you feel?

She touches the heart! The heart!

She wants to be a sage in future.

Like the Yoga guru!

- Breathe in and out? - Exactly!

I want to be like sure

and talk about spirituality

I want to ask more important questions

like what holds this fritter together.

Why is she here?

Why is this here?

Why is?

Why the heck are you here?

Exactly!

Trippy, do not change the topic.

Did you speak to Raveena?

Again with the same thing! Leave her be!

She left for Mohali to pursue engineering!

- And we both mutually decided that she is selfish. - Okay.

And she said that long distance never works.

So how am I in the wrong here?

Trippy, it is not necessary.

If a couple puts in effort then something can work out.

It depends on couples.

You ned to become a couple first! North Korean!

You are together and yet distant!

And you seem to get so wise about it.

If you are so sure then why do you not tell Bagga about it?

- Go on tell him. - I will tell him

but I do not know how he will react.

Guys, long distance is a myth.

Hippy had said there is only one animal who can do it.

- Humans? - Dogs?

Penguin, as they are dumb!

You are the dumb guy here!

I think that Bagga and I are like penguins!

I just cannot say it.

Even I cannot do it.

She never lets you speak.

I am the fool here! I have a good option!

- We can be stress free. - How?

Drinks!

We have met after a long time!

So ]do not worry, I have sorted everything out.

We should go to this amazing club!

They have an amazing night!

- Girls night! - Salsa night!

DJ night!

And here I present...

"Take me back to that place"

"where I do not meet myself."

"Take me back to that place"

"where I do not meet myself."

So chill man.

Why the heck are we here, Karan?

This is such a great crowd. We have older people here.

A guy was lighting a joint outside

and an older woman thought it was a prayer incense.

Good.

Good? Where have you brought us?

It seems like a memorial.

Bagga, it is a nice place. Nice vibes.

Guys, there is no thing as place.

It is all co-ordinates.

We just have to keep moving.

and keep wondering the reason for our existence.

- So deep. - then jump within her, Trippy!

Cheap.

Let me present!

"Take me back to that place"

"where I do not see the night!"

"Take me back to that place"

"where I do not see the night!"

"where I do not see the night!"

He doesn't want to sleep!

When will he sleep?

Silence, fool!

Bagga.

- Should I hit him? - I need to speak to you.

Naira, let us speak later. Everyone is here.

I do not want to speak about sex.

It is something urgent. Come to me.

- Guys, excuse us. - I'll be back.

- Enjoy this! - Sure!

- Waiter! - I am the manager.

Good for you.

Listen to me.

How long have we been dating?

It has been 8 months 12 days and 16 hours.

You remembered?

You think I'll forget.

It was a dry day! Gandhi Jayanti!

I can never forget that!

I could not even drink!

Do you think that as a couple

we have known each other well? That we have gotten close?

Yes, I can tell your shampoo without sniffing your hair.

- Papaya! - Blue berry!

Close! Close!

On that note.

If we are to take a next step in our relationship then...

Will you be with me?

Tell me the step and I will do it.

Here it is. How about this one?

Not this one! One that a couple has for each other!

A couple taking steps?

"I did want to confess my love"

"but I think I am not worthy!"

"Why does fate always betray me?"

What the heck are you doing?

Do you not think our relation is like north Korea?

Do you know what the hell are you talking about?

I cannot hold your hand nor can I ask you.

You do what you want.

Do you want to make out right now?

Yes. Not right now.

What nonsense!

His lips, his will. What is this?

- Can you please get lost Trippy? - Let us head out for a bit.

Bagga!

- Bagga! - Yes.

Something that a husband penguin and a wife penguin do?

Husband penguin? What do you mean?

- Let me present. - Go ahead.

"Marriage is a flower that never withers."

"Marriage is a dust that can never be swayed off."

Amazing!

- Nice couple! - Thank you.

Be careful.

I was saying something!

"Marriage is a flower that never withers."

- Listen. - "Marriage is a dust that can never be swayed off."

- I want to pee. - Right now?

- I want to pee. - Suddenly? - It happens.

It is important. I need to do it.

- My zip is tight and I have to undo my pant. - Wait...listen to me...

Can I feed this to you?

'Trippy.'

Do you know?

Sometimes I wonder who I would have found

had I not swiped right.

It is not about who.

It is about how.

- What? - When? - How?

Yes... That!

This is a poetry!

Your words reach my heart!

You are too good.

I am glad Raveena left so we could meet.

I'd love to see where this goes.

We are like poetry. so sweet.