Devious Maids

Previously on "Devious Maids"...

I am having feelings for Ernesto. Are you going back to him?

You have to give me something I want.

And what's that? I want a child.

I'll take Jesse back.

Too late. You can't have him. He works for me now.

By the way, you lost a fantastic maid.

I've been wanting to kiss you

since the first time I met you.

Maybe I don't have to be married anymore.

I thought you couldn't leave your wife. I have a plan.

What the hell happened in here?

We've been able to identify the victim.

Oh, my God. That's Louie Becker.

That necklace is gorgeous.

Thank you. It was my mother's.

Mrs. Stappord told me that she quit, left town.

That doesn't sound like Blanca.

Reina. What are you doing here?

Can't I just pop in for a visit?

I'd invite you to stay, but it's not my house,

and Genevieve hates it when I have guests.

Mm-hmm. Well, good thing she's in Mykonos.

I didn't even realize you had a sister. She's an evil bruja.

You're a leech, and I want nothing to do with you.

Aah!

Zoila!

And you'll need to stay off that ankle for a couple of weeks.

Do you have anybody who could take care of you?

Don't worry. I'm gonna take care of everything.

Reina!

Reina, little help?!

Oh, my God.

Ay, Zoila! Try knocking!

It's a kitchen. There's no door.

You should probably go now.

Actually, uh, I still need a signature.

Get out! Yep.

Oh, my God. You never change. Sneaking boys in the house?

Sucia. It's just like high school.

Relax. I was just having some fun.

You're always such a buzzkill.

You're supposed to be helping me.

I'm helping! How?!

I'm out getting groceries,

and you're getting busy on the kitchen counter.

Yeah, you should probably wipe this down now.

Reina. I'm pregnant.

I got a sprained ankle, terrible heartburn,

I pee every 10 minutes, and my boobs are enormous.

Just the left one.

Actually, the right one is a little smaller.

You're driving me crazy. It's time for you to leave.

No! What if you fall?

The doctor said you can't be left alone.

I'm starting to hate that doctor.

You need someone here full-time.

Genevieve is in Greece, so I guess that person is me.

Hello. Yes, I'd like to leave a message

for one of your hotel guests.

Genevieve Delatour.

Yes, tell her she needs to come home right away.

There's an emergency.

Rosita. You're early.

Miguel's still at soccer practice.

I know. I need to speak to you.

Uh, if this is about

the video games I bought him, I...

I left Spence.

We're separated.

I thought you should know.

Uh, I'm sorry. That must be very hard on you.

You don't have to pretend. I know you must be happy.

I'm never happy when you're in pain, Rosita.

Anyway, I-I got a live-in job with a nice family,

and they said Miguel could stay there, too.

What about us? You would both live here.

It's been years since we were together.

We may not be the same people anymore.

I'm the same man I've always been.

I promise you.

I love you...

but I... I just need to take it slow.

Okay? Okay. Slow.

I can do that.

Why are you smiling?

I was thinking, this is just like when we first met.

I had to take you on a hundred dates

before you would even let me kiss you.

It wasn't a hundred.

Oh. Miguel's staying at a friend's house tomorrow.

Will you have dinner with me?

Are you asking me on a date?

Yes. Why don't you come here? And I'll cook for you.

Mm, that sounds...

...very romantic.

Bueno. One down, 99 to go.

Ohh.

Ahh. So...

have you ever had a nooner without leaving work before?

Well, I used to work with a platoon full of men, so, um...

No. No.

Good for you. Keep it professional.

Oh, I wish we could stay here all day.

Why can't we? Well, if you're up here,

then the house doesn't get cleaned.

But if you're up here, the house doesn't get dirty.

How about we meet up here again tomorrow?

But not tonight?

I can't.

I've got this charity fund-raiser thing

I have to go to.

I bought the tickets months ago.

Who you going with?

I was supposed to take my friend Zoila,

but she sprained her ankle.

I'll go.

Oh.

Unless you don't want me to. No. No. I just...

I didn't think you'd be interested.

Well, I-I am.

Yeah, but these things are really boring.

Well, it won't be boring if I'm with you.

And besides, it'll be good to spend some time together.

We spend a lot of time together.

Mm. I want this to be more than just sex.

Don't you?

Well, I just... I figured a guy your age

would wanna keep things casual.

Well, I'm not like most guys my age.

No, you're not.

So, Mrs. Powell, you'd like to adopt a child.

Yes, I would. Very much.

Are you looking for a baby? A toddler? An adolescent?

Whatever you have in stock.

In stock?

You know, in the back, or wherever you keep them.

Ma'am, this isn't a department store.

Of course not.

Are we just gonna pretend that isn't happening?

Mnh. I don't even notice it anymore.

So...

What's next?

I have a facial at 4:00,

and I'd like to leave here with my child today.

That's not gonna happen.

There are background checks, home evaluations.

The whole process takes up to a year.

A year? Oh, no, no, no. No, Loretta...

Can I call you Loretta?

You can, but my name is Lorraine.

Lorraine, I have so much love to give,

and I'm not wasting it on my husband anymore.

Oh, don't write that down.

The truth is...

I've led a life of tremendous privilege,

and for once, I feel the need to focus

on someone other than myself.

Look, I admire your passion, Mrs. Powell,

but my hands are tied.

But the child will never want for anything!

We have eight bedrooms, six cars.

I spend more money in a day than you make in a year.

I am not endearing myself to you, am I?

Bravo!

You should have knocked. What are you doing here?

Oh, I came back to talk to Evelyn about new houses,

but she's not here,

so I thought I would say hello to you.

Hello. Now shoo. I gotta rehearse.

Wait. What are you rehearsing for?

There's a showcase at the piano bar,

and I'm doing a set.

You are? Yeah. Just getting my feet wet again.

You wanna come? It's tonight.

Oh, I-I can't.

"I have plans with my wife." I have plans with my wife.

I'm sorry, mon coeur,

but things will be different once I leave Jacklyn.

But that's never going to happen.

It is, okay? I told you, I have a plan.

But you won't tell me what the plan is.

It's better if you don't know. Because there is no plan!

No, there is a plan.

Come on, Sebastien. I'm Carmen Luna. I'm not stupid.

And I'm Sebastien Dussault, and I'm not lying.

Just trust me on this, okay?

Mnh-mnh-mnh-mnh-mnh.

I put my career on hold long enough for you.

So... let me know when that plan works out.

Hi, Katy. Do you want some company?

I bet you must be lonely,

with your mami still in the hospital,

and your papi spending so much time there.

When is Mommy coming home?

Soon. She's getting much better.

Are you going to leave, too? Like Blanca?

No. I'm here to stay.

Hey, did Blanca ever play games with you?

I don't like games.