Tyler Perry's Madea's Tough Love

Lord, it's a beautiful mornin'

lfs a beautiful mor-

Nil'? '

I love Waking up early in the morning.

What's on TV?

Ooh, that's my favorite reality show.

Look at that.

Now, I know y'all ain't trying to run from the oops.

I know there's not kids in that c-

Children, you carft run from the po-po.

Don't run from the po-po. Stop, see what they want.

They runnin' from the po-po. They is crazy.

Look at that.

And stay off the freeway!

Stay off the freeway if you tryin' to get away.

You carft get on the freeway in that kind of traffic.

I carft watch this. They vvorkin' on my nerves.

A good old-fashioned cartoon. There it is.

That's lovely. Looks so sweet. Makes my heart smile.

- Hey, we're playing here. - Yeah.

Ooh, she got an ugly attitude. That little boy too.

- Joe- - Just go on, 0/0' woman!

“Old woman”? I got your “old woman.”

Dorft make me- Oh, I wish I could-

I wish I could come through that TV right now and set you straight.

Hey, old lady, you better watch where you walkin' next time.

You vvouldrft say that to me. I know it. Wouldrft say that to me at all.

Let me turn this off.

Ain't never seen that button before.

There's a button say, “Do not push.”

“Do not push.”

Well...

I think I should push it. What you think?

Nah, I ain't gonna push it.

I'm gon' push it. Don't tell nobody. I'm fixin' to push it.

What's happenin'?

Joe, I dorft feel too good.

Joe, I'm going to see the doctor.

Joe, I'm going to see the doctor.

Hello.

Hello.

Look out now.

Looky there! Ha!

Bam!

- Catch. - Yeah.

Nothing better than lunch oh the go.

Oh, Lord!

Ha! Yeah!

Airft nobody gonna set an example for these kids?

Here you go, old girl. I got ya. There you go.

Take your time. Take your time. But hurry up.

You go and get you one of them Rascal scooters to get around next time.

Thank you.

She dorft know What I'm talking about.

Novv, one of you lazy punks could've helped her.

- She's not my problem. - Not your problem?

Little girl, this is your neighborhood...

and y'all been running up and dovvn like y'all dorft care about nothin'.

Why you hasslin' us? Just shut it, old lady.

What? Oh, I'll shut you!

No, ain't no runnin' from Maclea.

- Ain't no runnin' from Maclea. - Hey!

Sorry. Excuse me. Y'all get out the way! I'm sorry! Move, please!

Sorry!

Yo, man, I'm gonna return this.

Ooh, I'm gettin' too old- Mmm! Boom. There it is, baby.

I'm still ridin'. I still ride the Wave.

The po-po 0omin' for you now, girl!

Let's do this, po-po!

Ladies and gentlemen, please Welcome your next mayor...

Betsy Holiday!

Thank you! Thank you-

Ooh, sorry.

I'm trying to teach this young one a lesson. Move, baby. I'm sorry.

Yes.

Where you think you goin'?

Let us outta here!

Not until you apologize to this sweet lady.

Novv, do it! Y'all better be careful. I just had my fiber.

- Sorry, mafam. - We're sorry.

Y'all need to take care of this community and everybody in it.

Like you did?

Finally y'all find the gas pedal, huh?

- Mabel Simmons, you're under arrest. - What the- What the What?

That's the criminal right there. What did I do?

Well, for starters, excessive damage to public property.

- Two bench warrants. - What I ever do to a bench?

- 25 unpaid parking tickets. - An unpaid speeding ticket.

Beautiful clay, isn't it'? Very mild.

Nice, cool breeze blovvin' through my hair.

That ain't gonna work.

And as if all those charges arerft bad enough...

you harassed two poor, innocent children.

Hovv does the defendant plead?

Now, Your Honor, these children needed to learn some respect.

And with me as their teacher, guess What?

They learned quick. Yes, they did. Yes, they did.

- Guilty! - Your Honor-

- Knookin' clown a poor, innocent lady. - Guilty!

I better not run into them in a dark alley, I'm gonna tell you that right now.

Guilty, guilty, guilty!

- Your Honor! - Guilty!

Bring in the box.

Ooh, this is fancy.

I hope this ain't lunch.

This time, Ms. Simmons...

we have a very appropriate sentence for you.

What's this?

You gonna put me on house arrest again?

Oh, no, Your Honor. Go easy on me.

That's more like my punishment.

You need to learn to be an example to the neighborhood.

What? You cannot be serious.

That's hovv come I chased these children-

to teach them to take care of their neighborhood.

Judge, you crazy.

Ms. Simmons, you wrecked a whole city block!

Does that sound like taking care of your neighborhood?

Well, if the city had been a better block, then the block vvouldrft have got ruined...

and I vvouldrft be up in here with your blockhead, Judge.

It's time you learned to do things the right Way.

I do things the right Way. I do 'em the left Way too.

You bad, Medea.

That's why you're here, Ms. Simmons.

I'm gonna teach you hovv to do good in a good Way.

Why? ls Santa watching?

- Do you Want to do good for this community? - Yes, sir.

Wonderful.

Then you can start tomorrow by guiding the young souls...

at the Moms Mabley Youth Center.

Oh, shoot, you vvant me to whip some punks into shape? I can do that all day long.

I can do that right now. Where they at? Please bring them to me. Please.

No, Ms. Simmons, I Want you to make a difference...

Without making a mess.

- Make a difference Without making a mess? - Court dismissed.

Well, this does not bode well with me.

That stupid judge. If he thinks I'm actually going through vvith this, he must be crazy.

Everybody up in here crazy except me.

Now, Maclea, you have to clo as the law says.

- Say who'? - The law.

The law'? Girl, I am the law.

Get over there. Now, right now. Do it.

I do What I vvant. Mind your business.

I gotta go shoppin'.

Oh, this ain't good!

Oh, I'm possessed!

My hips airft meant to do that!

Did / forget to mention my little escape clause?

You sneaky little frog-lookirf-toad.

If you attempt to avoid going to the Moms Mabley Youth Center...

this controller will take you right back to where you're supposed to be.

I will make sure your foot goes exactly where it's supposed to.

I'll tell you exactly Where ifs supposed to be. We're gon' end this nonsense.

L-lere you go. I will- I will get this-

I will- I oarTt. I'm gon' get- That's hurting my leg.

It's no use, Madea.

This ankle bracelet is completely indestructible, even for you.

You are power mad! You're power hungry!

I have my rights, and I airft gonna let you get away with this, you-

you- you judge of a judge with a big 0l' head judge!

You are gonna set an example for these disadvantaged kids...

and this bracelet and these two officers...

are going to make sure you do it lawfully...

and until I see fit!

Yes, I have one at home too.

Thanks for nothing, “R2 Detour.”

Wow. Would you look at that. Taking me back to the old days.

I was so sweet and innocent.

Excuse me, young man. What exactly do you think you're doing?

Getting lunch, stupid.

You forgot your lunch.

That was something.

I gave my first black eye right over there.

Such fond memories. Where does the time go?

Novv time to set these kids straight, Madea style.

And be outta here by lunch.

Swish!

What in the world of flies is this?

That old lady! Attack!

I have died and gone straight to hell.

Look out now!

That's all you fools got? Come on.

You cray? You cray-cray?

I'm cray-cray, too. Come on, bring it. Bring it, children. Bring it.

Gotcha!

Watch out!

Ooh, looky there! Povv! Barn!

In your face! In your face!

Tryin' to get over on the old people? I got your “old” right here.

Y'all must be the little punks they Want me to keep an eye on.

Let them out.

Yeah.

Y'all ain't movin' one “itty-ota” until you learn some respect.

Just take your cankle jewelry and get out of here.

We need to keep practicin'. For the Youth Center Games?

Yeah, vve'd like to get back to our losing ways, if you dorft mind.

I dorft Want to lose again.

We ain't gonna lose! We're gonna vvin that prize money.

Yeah, dorft worry, y'all. We're gonna save this place.

- This place gettin' shut down? - It's not up to code.