Diet of sex (Diet of Sex)

Fuck Marc, what a fright!

How was your day?

What do I do with this guy in my house?

Well. And you?

Like always.

Since I met this interesting girl two weeks ago...

...who I almost ran over by the way.

lt has not happened again, nothing special.

Oh yeah? And what was so interesting?

Well... l do not know...

That thing that arouses in you the interest to know her...

...further.

Idiot! All are equal, they only think of fucking.

I went to buy ice cream.

Not knowing your tastes, l have chosen the classics.

Chocolate or strawberry?

Chocolate is good.

Ok, but do not take it as a substitute for sex...

God, I cannot. I have to get rid of him... But... How do I tell him?

Thank you sweetheart.

Honey? l called him honey?

Look, l cannot, sorry. You had better go home.

What? Now what's wrong?

It was not a good idea for you to come to my house so soon.

But you are the one who suggested l came!

You see we're already arguing.

Please, look... go home.

And, if it is any comfort to you: l'm very bad in bed...

...yes, very bad, I do not enjoy it, do you hear? I-do-not-enjoy-sex.

Agate?

What? Sorry, what did you say?

What if we go to bed?

Yes, yes. Sure.

God . What's up?

Are you a virgin?

I really like you AGATE and I really think you have something very special.

But l really don't know what problem you have with me.

No, look Marc, it is not you. I'm not able to enjoy it as I would like.

It's...

I feel a barrier that is. . .

It has happened to me many times that...

..each time I have more fear of sex.

Well, I promise I'll find a way to help you overcome this barrier.

I still do not know how but I will find a way.

l love you.

A disorder involving the inability to enjoy pleasure, we call it anhedonia...

...it is associated with a schizoid character called hebephrenia.

You have not noticed anything, right?

Look Marc, as a sexologist I am telling you that the girl you've met lives only in her mind most of time,

where she creates a fantasy world that isolates her from reality.

But physical pleasure, in any field, not just sex,

she does not perceive it or it does not meet her idealised expectations.

She needs to achieve pleasure with her body, and not with her mind, for pleasure.

You have to surprise her, awaken your senses.

See, hear, touch, smell and taste...

And a good way to wake them up, is... through food.

What is this surprise? Are we going shopping?

Did you know that the colours and flavours of food can change your mood?

Idiot.

But what were you doing to not hear the doorbell?

Nothing, cooking!

Nothing or cooking, which is it?

Do not get tired of sticking your nose in where it is not wanted?

Come, walk with me!

Mum, Dad! What are you doing here?

Your father is to blame for us turning up without warning.

I do not know what has gotten into my head today but I want...

Hello!

Mum, Dad... This is my boyfriend Marc.

Hi Marc, l saw you were... cooking.

Yeah, yeah, do you want to stay for dinner?

Shit, just messing.

Perfect, so we have time to get to know this... young man.

What were you making?

Well... we were about to put a cock in the oven.

A hen, well... I do not really know if it's a chicken or cock, how do you know?

We will put it in the oven.

This... this control will not work!

Daughter, a phone is vibrating.

Dad! Stop that, will you? Take it.

Better go to the kitchen to start preparing the... chicken.

Your father has been very strange over the last few days.

Really? And you tell me now, okay Mum?

You made me angry!

Are you crazy?

And then there's the plant.

What about the plant, Mother?

Does it seem normal that after 53 years of marriage your father does not want my plants in the house?

You are old!

At least I still like having sex.

Sure the plant to be glad of my sight.

You see, what I said? Now does nothing but give me bad answers.

Can you tell what's wrong?

Agate, you got a minute?

Right back, mom. Can you be quiet for a while, Dad?

I've left a hundred.

Are you crazy?

What happens now?

l don't know, they are very strange. Follow...

Again!

What?

Leave it and I'll take care of it. Take that off and get the chicken in the oven.

Oooohhh. l better remove this.

So whats this? Something that I say

Leads to the oven... the oven control.

We need it for the chicken, may l?

Oven on!

What wonderful new technology...

Sorry Mum!

So... the postman.

Look daughter!

I'm going to prepare some snacks while the chicken is cooking.

Leave it and I'll take care of it. Talk to your father.

And bring some wine!

And now what's the matter with him?

Daughter, I have something important to tell you.

May l know what you said to your Mum?

What do you want to tell me Dad?

Daughter. Your father, after 53 years...

...says he hates me.

I have him my whole life, and what do l have to show for it?

Bastard!

Wretched was the day I married you!

Daughter...

l've been a wimp all my life.

I never told you how much you want for your mother not to bother...

Because... by getting jealous.

She always saw you as a competitor.