200 baris pertama.
My name is G.G. Vaidyanathan.
I'm a sitting judge at the Hyderabad district court.
Inspired by the movie "Justice Chowdary," I studied law to uphold justice and the law.
However, throughout my career, I've dealt with more idiots, morons, and fools than actual criminals.
I deal with stupidity on a daily basis.
All the knowledge I've gained in jurisprudence is being spent on these ignoramuses.
I have to measure their stupidity, pass a judgment, and then sentence them.
This is Bhupathi Raju, a car thief.
- Hello. - Hello.
Yes, what is it?
- I'm going to get vegetables, what do you want me to cook for lunch?
Make chicken curry.
Oh, there's no chicken or mutton. I'll make taro root curry, you eat that.
Then why did you call me if you were going to cook what you wanted?
It's just a nuisance when I'm working.
Work? What work?
You go out to steal, roam around all night, and come back empty-handed in the morning.
Big shot, talking about work.
Damn it, won't you let me live in peace? - Why are you shouting like that?
- Just kill me without food or water, just kill me. - Come home, I'll deal with you then.
Hang up the phone.
Four years of rigorous imprisonment.
Your Honor, the car hasn't been stolen yet. This is an attempted robbery.
Four years is too harsh, sir.
I know. He's not being punished for the robbery, but for his stupidity.
- What? - Stupidity?
Yes, for his stupidity.
After stealing the car, you could have just left. Why did you stand there and get caught?
This is Roger Reddy, a major addict.
One morning, he broke into a liquor store warehouse.
Instead of calmly taking the liquor and leaving, he got completely drunk and passed out right there.
Five years of rigorous imprisonment.
- This is a pure case of shoplifting, Your Honor. - It's not for breaking and entering.
He deserves it for...
Stupidity?
This is Satish Raja.
He uses smell to lure and steal well-bred dogs.
One day, he stole a retired police dog with the intention of breeding it with a German Shepherd.
Come on, come, come, come. Get in.
Have you seen my Rocky? Have you seen Rocky, sir? Ma'am?
Hey, Rocky!
The next day, it sniffed him out and got him caught.
How did I get caught like this?
He's the one who kidnapped you?
Put him in jail immediately.
Four years of imprisonment.
Your Honor, four years for stealing a dog?
Four years? Four... four years, sir?
Sir!
He's not being jailed for stealing the dog.
Because of his...
Stupidity?
There are two kinds of people in this world.
The smart ones and the not-so-smart ones.
Life is the game played between these two.
If smart people do stupid things, or if stupid people do smart things, the entire system breaks down.
Such is the derailed story of this Gurram Paapireddy.
Who is this guy who came with a crowbar?
What are you looking at?
Brother, do you have beer?
I want a beer with good foam.
His name is Goyi (pit). He digs graves in the cemetery.
He got this strange name because of the work he does.
What has your father done to us, son?
We were told there were two bodies, so we dug two graves.
But only one body is coming.
Hey Goyi, your luck is bad.
On the way here, he apparently got up from the funeral pyre and walked away.
What about the money for digging the grave?
- Who will give it? - Go to the house of the one who got up and ask for the money.
Ugh, how do I sell this now?
Pullamma. I forgot.
- What is it? - It's your husband's tooth.
- Why are you giving it to me, you idiot? - I brought it for you... to keep as his memory.
Do you want me to swallow it and die?
- You don't want it? - No!
Alright, I'll keep it.
But I'll give you a chance to repay your husband's debt.
- What is it? - I've dug a grave next to your husband's. I'll sell it to you.
Huh?
I won't bury anyone else in it until you die. Will you buy that grave?
You bloody rascal!
You're selling the grave you dug to me?
Are you telling me to die? I'll...
- What do you want? - I want a stick. I want a stick.
Here. - Wow, you gave it to me so easily.
Hey, wait, wait. - Oh my god!
He will go to any extent to fill the grave he has dug.
Oh, have you left us?
Sir, I know very well why you are crying.
It's because you don't have a grave to bury him in, right?
I have a grave.
From which cemetery did you come?
We are not burying him, we are cremating him.
You are cremating him?
If you cremate him, there will be a terrible smell.
If you bury him, there will be no smell at all.
Let's go.
It is our fate and our misfortune that he is the main character in this story.
Who did you take the body from in the hospital?
This is the worst case I've ever seen.
I dug a grave in my cemetery, sir.
If I leave it like that for many days, grass will grow in the grave, sir.
That's why I took the body to bury it.
What? Can't you fill the empty grave?
That's against our rules, sir.
Do one thing.
You lie down in that grave.
Cover yourself with soil and bury yourself.
The misfortune will go away.
How disgusting. Stupids.
Hey, I am sentencing him to six months of rigorous imprisonment.
- Is the night okay? - Hey, were you the one who called me?
Who are you? You're holding my girlfriend's hand.
Did you call him too ?
Nice, soft hands.
His name is Chilipi (Naughty). He makes pirated videos.
Do you think he films the movies?
No, he films the people watching the movies.
He started his career by blackmailing people in the theatre.
50 rupees.
He has grown in stages, and now for each video,
if you give me 500, I will delete this video.
Otherwise, I will follow you home and show it to your aunt.
Hey!
First, do what you came here to do. - I’m on it.
That's not it.
Who invited us to such an expensive bar?
It was me who was invited, not you.
What if they invited me using you as an excuse?
- Hello Military! - Hello Chilipi (Naughty)!
Hey, what are you doing here, you... Goyi?
So you were the one who called with a female voice, you baldhead?
Hey, he's the one...
Hey, he’s acting weird again... like a short circuit.
His name is Military.
Even though the army discharged him as unfit,
he lives under the delusion that he has served in the military.
Is it for traitors like you that we work on the border?
This disease with no control over the body is Motor Neuron Disease.
If anyone asks him, “Why did this disease strike you?”
Once, when I was fighting at the border,
a Pakistani scoundrel stabbed me from behind.
With what?
With a knife.
If a knife is stabbed in the buttocks, will foam come out of the mouth?
With the force of his stab, I didn't know where to go and fell on the granite.
That's when my spine got injured.
Since then, I've been like this.
The real matter is, he got scared of a non-existent war and injected himself with four morphine shots.
That's why his nerves are shot.
Brother, hello Military!
- Hey, come here first. - Damn it, is that you?
What are you guys doing here?
What are you doing here, instead of digging graves in the cemetery, you... Goyyi?
We should have been careful when we saw this Goyyi's antics.
That Udraj and Gurram ganged up and screwed us over.
Because of you, I spent four years in that jail without any female company,
surrounded by male inmates, always scared that the soap would fall in the bathroom.
It's not him. If I see that Gurram, that son of a...
It's not him or him. First, where is that girl?
Brother, I know who the girl is that called you both here.
But I won't tell you until they both come.
Damn it, hey, don't play games with me.
You know and you're not telling.
On top of that, you're saying two women.
Tell the truth.
Not two women, brother, one woman and one man.
Someone has come to meet these three fools.
Hey, it's a girl. A girl.
Hey, why did the power go off at the right time?
She’s looking super hot, man. Who is this girl?
Are you the one who Pakistani spy?
You wait man.
Gu... Gu... Gu...
Yes, it's him.
Damn it, hey Gurram Paapireddy.
Do you know how many plans we made in jail to kill you? What, you're caught now?
Hey, give me something...let’s finish him.
After coming out of jail, I searched for you for four days.
I stopped because I remembered the men and soaps in jail, but...
Hey, do you think he was the one who called us?
Yes.
I have come to pull your lives,
You guys only...
which are buried in the mud, out with this rope.
Are you going to hang us with that rope?
Are you planning to hang us this time with the rope?
Your shitty life in shit called misfortune.
I pull you out with this rope to great riches.
I brought the rope for effect.
What new plan have you come up with this time?
Looking at your confidence and English, it seems like you've planned something big.
Hey, are you out of your mind?
If you listen to his plan this time, you won't see soaps in jail, you'll see clouds in the sky.
Listen to me. Let's kill him right now.
What happened between you guys?
Who is this girl?
Hi, I'm Saudamini.
Are you a serial artist?
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