Tall Dark and Handsome

Ready! - Yeah, okay, coming.

Supposedly, if it's high, then it's a girl,

and if it's low then it's a boy.

Okay, that makes sense.

So, what do you think about Anjli for a girl?

Really?

I mean, yeah, I love that name. - Yeah?

But do you think your parents would be okay with it?

Well, it's not up to them.

Hey, Kir!

Hey!

My god, I'll be damned! Ellie... Stewart.

Come here. - Hi!

How are you? What a surprise.

What are you doing around here?

Um... yeah, I'm doing a 10K, training for the marathon.

Wow, okay!

Um... er, sorry, this is my boyfriend, Varun.

Varun, hi! Kiran, great to meet you.

You too, yeah.

Um, you are...

Er, yes, yeah, five months.

Wow, amazing.

It's mine.

Um, listen, I... I better keep going. - Yeah, yeah.

But... yeah, so good to see you.

And send my love to your Mum.

Yeah. Yeah, good old Mumji.

Yeah, that was weird.

Who was that?

That was Kir.

Kiran who?

Kiran, my ex-boyfriend.

Right.

I... Sorry, I thought he was called Ciaran, you know,

like the Irish name, Ciaran.

No, Kiran.

Anyway, I ordered that cot from Baby World.

You never told me he was Indian. Huh.

Mmm?

Kiran.

Mmm?

Is that relevant?

He's Indian, I'm Indian. Huh!

You're very different.

Varun?

Yeah, sorry. I'll share them with you right now.

Um... one second. Okay.

Hey.

Hey.

What a day.

I'm going to be finished in like ten minutes.

Okay.

Are you up for a takeaway?

Yeah.

What do you feel like?

I really fancy an Indian.

What? - Are you serious?

Yeah. Been craving a korma all day.

Have you ever dated any other Indian guys?

I was talking about takeaway.

It's a yes/no question.

Yes.

Right.

Okay, this is a minor miracle.

I've actually used the right number of screws for this bit.

How many?

I think it was eight flatheads.

No, how many Indian guys?

For fuck sake!

What? - Is it really any of your business?

It's just a question.

I'm just interested in your life.

Okay, four.

Four? - Yeah!

Including me?

No, four plus you.

Where did you meet them all?

Can we just get this finished before your parents arrive?

Thank you for bringing this pasta, you really didn't need to.

It was nothing, it's Jamie Oliver.

Is it chicken?

No, baby, it's a chicken substitute.

Ellie is vegetarian, remember?

It tastes like chicken.

Er, not too spicy for you, is it?

No, I love a bit of spice.

That's good.

You can get the little one started early.

Yeah, how is the baby room coming along?

Um... yes, it's getting there.

It's all good, yeah.

You have a beautiful home, beta.

Thank you, Mumjii.

It really does taste like chicken.

Yeah, well you carry on like that,

you're gonna end up looking more pregnant than she is, darling.

That was so nice.

Yeah, it was great.

Your mum is gonna be an amazing grandma.

Yeah, Mumji number five.

Come on.

What? - You're obsessed.

What?

No, you're obsessed.

With what?

With... with India.

How am I obsessed with India?

You've had four Indian exes.

So...?

Four, plus me. That's five Indian guys.

Well, what about your exes?

What about them?

How many of them were blonde white girls?

One.

Well, one plus me, that's two,