Sakamoto desu ga? (Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto)

Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

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A Gloomy Cultural Festival

It's so fluffy!

You seriously made a cotton candy machine from scrap metal!

You totally beat that Edison guy!

Hey, Hayabusa, I just don't get it.

Why do we have to run a food stall to pander to commoners?

Why not?

We have the right to enjoy a festival, even if it takes us out of character.

Hmph. You and your sweet tooth...

Um, Hayabusa-senpai...

Would it be okay to invite Sakamoto on festival day?

I mean, he probably wouldn't notice a cotton candy stand around here...

No way! No commoners allowed!

Do as you like.

Why, Hayabusa?

I'm here because I don't like to be tied down.

So you should decide for yourself who you want for your friends.

Hayabusa-shonpai...

Well, I'm personally interested in him, too.

Sakamoto is...

Who is Sakamoto?

Fukase-san...

You're back in town?

Yes, I'm back.

I was so bored...

So, who is Sakamoto?

What year and class is he in?

I can't say.

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Hayabusa-senpai!

All right, next...

Whoa! I just saw a skyfish!

For real?!

H-Hey, guys...

I heard Kakusen's a twin.

Don't say that. I'm gonna have nightmares.

Hmm... I think I'd go with a rabbit.

"If you chose a rabbit, you must be a gorilla."

That's it... That's my baby...

Let's work a little harder, okay? The cultural festival is tomorrow.

Huh?

Nah, come on.

Encounter with the Unknown

What can we do besides this?

It'll be fine.

No one comes to see the class displays anyway.

Yeah, I'm way more excited about the third-years' play!

Yeah.

Man, I wanted to do the maid café...

Aina-chan in a maid outfit!

There's nothing we can do about it!

Food and drink stands aren't allowed at this school.

First-years are limited to displays,

so that's the only thing we can do.

If we make a really nice display, people will come see it!

I don't know about that.

What the heck is this thing, anyway?

It's an "unknown" thing.

Oh, of course... Oops.

Hey!

Was it here?

Jeez, it's a mess now!

What a tragic sight.

You're the ones tearing it up!

There, see?

Even Sakamoto can't bear to look at it!

A yeti!

The legendary primate is on the other side of this curtain, isn't it?

I request a match!

Aina-san, your true self is showing.

Amazing...

Just the view of its silhouette looks so much like a UMA.

All right, everyone! Let's use curtains to make more UMAs!

Don't ask the impossible...

Where do we even have that many balloons left?

Looking for a Partner

Oh, that's right...

Most of them floated up after we filled them with helium and won't come down.

Let's just gather up the ones on the floor for now.

You're in the way!

N-No way...

Circles? Mystery circles?!

Mystery circles!

Wow!

When did that happen?!

Sakamoto-kun?!

Who knows?

That's right! A display isn't just about what's on the floor!

We can make it change at set intervals...

...or leave it as it is.

Encounter with the Unknown

Yeah, that's right! We should be more flexible!

That's it! I have a great idea!

I put a flashlight in it to make it look like a UFO.

Yeah...

Looks good.

What is that, your living room light fixture?!

Look, you guys—

Sakamoto, that's not a hat, man!

Just because it looks nothing like a UFO, you don't have to...

Sakamoto-kun, too?

This can't be real...

No! Don't take him away!

If you must take someone...

Take me!

No, me!

It's me!

Sheesh... That's a trial I could never endure.

So, you guys,

doesn't that look like a UFO, now?

Chupacabra

Hold it, you two.

All you've done is complain. You haven't done a thing to help.

Mii-chan...

It's fine. I'm gonna let them have it!

You morons!

Damn it! It's not like everyone can enjoy that crap like Sakamoto!

Were we... Were we that bad?

No.

You did nothing bad at all.

Who... are you?

Don't you think forcing people to help with something pointless is far more cruel?

Yes... I do.

Right?

Gaku Fest

Jeez... Those guys never did come back.

We had to come early to work, thanks to them.

Come on, we're almost done. Let's just do the best we can.

What happened?

This is awful...

Who would do this?

It's terrible!

These are posted all over the wall!

Are you ready?

I'm going to show you who

your real enemy is.

Wanted

For popping Class 1-2's balloons

Reward

Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto

Wanted

For popping Class 1-2's balloons

Reward: 10,000 yen

Features: -Glasses -Mole -Nimble

Is this for real?

It can't be.

It must be a prank.

But, if there's a reward...

It's a game.

One appropriate for a cultural festival.

Oh! Like a schoolwide event!

I get it!

I feel I've seen this man somewhere before, though...

For popping Class 1-2's balloons

Reward: 10,000 yen

Glasses, a mole under his left eye...

It's you!

Let the game begin.

Reward: 10,000 yen

For popping Class 1-2's balloons

Wanted

No...

Sakamoto-kun couldn't have done this!

Yeah! Someone set this up!

Who made this "wanted" flyer?

Sakamoto-kun's cheekbones aren't this prominent!

I can see why you wouldn't want to admit it...

But, Sakamoto is the only one absent while something so big is going on.

No, they're missing, too.

Sorry!

We ran late!

We stopped by Tonki on the way.

The morons...

Look, guys... We're sorry about yesterday.

We were really immature.

We were feeling bad about it when we heard the balloons busted...

Economy Pack

Balloons Size M

So, we thought about what we could do...

And it's not tracking down the culprit.

It's bringing our display back!