125 baris pertama.
Hey! Are you two finally studying?
Or are you playing "Cornfarm?"
Neither.
Because "Cornfarm" is for plebs
who like to get ripped off spending real money
on a virtual pig to go with their windmill.
We're playing "galatrek," and we're about to buy
a virtual spacehog to go with out solar generator.
What's the difference here?
Violence. Violence.
Right. Nothing new is happening here.
We need to buy the photon blaster.
But we can't! We're out of cosmic points.
Look out!
We're under attack!
But who could be doing this?
Not now, Tobias.
We're trying to figure out who's destroying our planet.
That's what my smug laugh was about.
It is I who is destroying your planet!
W-t-w, dude?!
How'd you get the hadron laser?
I bought it for 2 million cosmic points.
2 million cosmic points?!
Which I bought for $5.
$5?!
Which I bought for one goodpoint.
One goodpoint?! What are goodpoints?
I don't know!! What are goodpoints?!
They're points I get for doing chores for my parents.
Chores for your parents?!
Yes? Yes?!
Okay.
Well, I'm kind of busy with "galatrek" at the moment,
so how about you do my chores for me,
I give you the goodpoints,
and then you can buy whatever you want for the game.
Hmm.
Hello?
Sorry, I kind of peaked too early with excitement.
Yeah, we'll do it.
Why did we have to break in here?
Because Tobias wants us to get him an "a" in science,
and we're clearly not good enough.
So we have to break into the teacher's office
and change his grades directly on their computer.
Aha!
But why are we breaking in here? What do you mean?
Because it's the broom closet.
Shh!
Shh!
Shh!
Aah!
Shh! Right.
All I have to do
is initiate the power supply to the hard drive
and engage the mainframe protocol.
How?
Good. Now find the Tobias file.
Darn. It's a pfd.
We can't edit it.
What are we gonna do?
Pass me that crayon.
Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm!
More. I need more.
Mission accomplished.
Oh. Very good.
Well, here are your goodpoints.
For real?
Yeah?
Oh! Oh!
We just got paid! We just got paid!
Look at all this money!
So, are you guys up for more work?
'Cause I got plenty more for ya.
You missed one.
Oh.
All right, but the price just went up.
Now it's 20 invisible goodpoints.
Mm. Uh, okay.
And it's 10 up front... rest on delivery.
We're no suckas.
All right, all right.
You drive a hard bargain, young man.
What was that?
I put the money in my invisible pants.
Right.
Well, my dad wants the lawn taken care of.
Hmm. Go on.
As in he wants the weeds taken out.
Hmm. Go on.
That... that's it. T-take out the weeds.
Go on.
I literally can't be any clearer.
Go on. You go on!
Okay.
What are you doing?
I'm killing the weeds.
Are you kidding me?!
He explained six times
that he wanted his lawn taken care of, not taken out.
Well, he never specifically said the grass had to grow back.
Fair point.
You did give him plenty of opportunities
to be more specific.
We're rich!
When you guys are done rolling around in it,
can you please get back to work?!
I'm under attack here!
Wow, dude.
How'd you get the galactic exoskeleton?
Doesn't matter!
Listen, I need you guys to wax my daa...
...add's car.
Sorry, I've been playing this game for 38 hours,
so I'm starting to train my lose of thought.
What?
You heard me! On get with it!
You have to admit,
it's kind of weird to ask us to wax a car.
Hey, man. We're labor, not management.
Sorry. This might hurt a little.
49, and 50.
Dude, are you feeling okay?
You look like a crab without a shell.
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