Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

Osomatsu-kun Returns

Osomatsu-kun Returns!

It's an emergency!

It's an emergency, I tell you!

Karamatsu!

Huh?

Choromatsu!

Hmm?

Ichimatsu?

Huh?

Jyushimatsu!

Huh?

Todomatsu!

Hmm?

What's the matter, Osomatsu-niisan?

It's an emergency!

To commemorate the 80th anniversary of Akatsuka Fujio's birth,

they're reviving the anime about us sextuplets again.

What?!

Are you serious, Osomatsu-niisan?

I am! In fact, it's already started!

Huh?

He's right! We're on TV again!

It's a miracle!

Yay!

Hooray! Hooray!

I'm worried...

What's the matter, Choromatsu?

We're an anime from the Showa era.

I'm not sure we'll be popular now...

It'll be fine!

Don't worry about it!

This is us!

If you say something like that when we've just started,

it's really harsh!

Can we use that? Isn't that gag a bit old?!

Sorry about that.

Wha?

Gachon!

What?!

I wasn't invited? I wasn't invited...

Well, excuse me!

D'oh!

There's no way we'll be popular like this!

Oh? Did you already run into some trouble?

That voice!

Oho! It's been a while!

Iyami!

Me gags have been loved through the generations.

Here it comes!

Sheeh!

Yeah! That's the way!

Wait, really? Is this really okay?

Will people really get this?

Now, once more due to popular demand...

Shee—

Hey, wait a sec!

Totoko-chan!

Is it true? Are we really coming back as an anime?

It's true! No doubt about it! Look!

Yay!

We did it, jo!

Hatabou...

I never thought this day would come, damn it!

Chibita...

I'm so happy, dasu.

Dekapan...

So happy, yoon...

Dayoon...

Wh-What should we do?

We're not okay at all.

Making an anime now in this day and age with these characters...

Actually, have these guys even looked in the mirror?

They totally look like they're from the Showa era.

Where is their confidence and happiness even coming from?

There's no need to worry, Choromatsu.

I have a great plan to make sure we're popular with the current generation.

Plan?

Hey, everyone, gather around!

What? What?

We'll do this, and that...

That's it!

What?!

Wait... What?!

What?!

Oso...

...matsu!

Osomatsu

Eldest Brother

Kara...

Karamatsu

Second Brother

...matsu!

Choro...

...matsu!

Choromatsu

Third Brother

Ichi...

...matsu!

Ichimatsu

Fourth Brother

Jyushi...

...matsu!

Jyushimatsu

Fifth Brother

Todo...

...matsu!

Todomatsu

Youngest Brother

Akatsuka...

...Fujio!

Now, laugh! We're going to give you

Sheeh!

These gags with our all

Dayoon

Dayoon!

Let's forget about work and go all out

Your forced smile

Idjit!

Idjit

Hurts me the most

Dajo!

Dajo!

We can't grow up that easily

We are!

We don't want to, either

Osomatsu!

Osomatsu!

This is how it should be

Osomatsu-kun

Let's have fun!

Osomatsu-kun

Encore! Encore! Encore!

All right, everyone...

Osomatsu-kun

Here we go!

Osomatsu-kun

This is Osomatsu Academy,

a school specifically for entertainers.

Japan's one and only

"School Filled with Bewilderingly-Good-Looking People,"

BL System

aka BL system school.

Osomatsu Private Academy

And even among these beautiful people, these guys garner the most attention.

They are sextuplets that are the heirs to the Akatsuka Fujio Group.

By taking the "F" from Fujio,

they are known as F6.

The eldest of the sextuplets, as well as their leader...

...also known as "Refreshing Justice," Matsuno Osomatsu.

Thanks. I promise to read it.

Osomatsu!

The second brother, a carnivorous carnivore who eats his meat wrapped in more meat,

Matsuno Karamatsu.

You guys are in the way! Step aside!

Karamatsu!

The third brother, an associate professor at Harvard University,

the beautiful genius, Matsuno Choromatsu.

I'm terribly sorry. I'm currently mastering how to decipher hieroglyphs.

Choromatsu!

The fourth brother, the charismatic centripetal force,

the mysteriously cool Matsuno Ichimatsu.

Please be quiet.

Okay!

The fifth brother, slayer of thousands of hearts,

the sweet prince, Matsuno Jyushimatsu.

Seccross, everyone! Oh, whoops. I mean, thanks!

Jyushimatsu!

The youngest, with miraculous looks,

Hi, hi.

the cutie fairy, Matsuno Todomatsu.

Bye-bye, everyone!

Todomatsu!

Their popularity has spread all over Japan,

no, the world.

And it is said they have acquired as much status

and power as a royal family.

Here is your schedule today...

9 AM, you have your Japanese history class as well as an autograph signing.

10 AM, you have a kanji test

as well as a meet-and-greet event and photo shoot.

At 1 PM...

Cancel them all.

As you wish.

All right. Shall we be idols again today?

With our song...

...dance...

...bodies...

...and hearts...

...we'll save the world.

The ultimate sextuplets that Akatsuka Fujio created...

That's...

...F6!

Florida ~ Kennedy Space Center

What's happened?!

It's a miracle!

I can't believe I entered the same school

as those godly figures...

And I can't believe I encountered them the way I did...

Totoko! Were you able to buy lunch?