Monster Hunt 2 (捉妖记2)

After monster Wuba was set free by his human parents,

Wuba and other monsters moved into the wilderness.

But every day, Wuba yearns for his papa and mama.

Don't think too much. Don't worry too much.

Everything is great today, now is the time to dance!

You are my friends. You are my families.

With this joyful song, now is the time to dance!

It doesn't matter where you're from,

you're welcome to share our happiness.

Dance along! Shake your body!

Taste the sweetness of our cheerful joy.

Move your limbs. Then you will feel wonderful.

Join us this moment. Now is the time to dance!

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Now is the time to dance!

It doesn't matter where you're from,

you're welcome to share our happiness.

Dance along! Shake your body!

Taste the sweetness of our cheerful joy.

This is the way to dance.

I look slimmer without the human skin!

Did you lose weight?

What's this?

A giant monster!

Sent by the evil Monster King!

A giant monster!

Where's Wuba?

Protect Wuba!

Wuba.

Wuba.

Another one.

Darling!

I'll protect you!

More!

A four-winged monster!

Honey, swing me!

Catch!

Don't think about it!

Xiao Wu,

Catch!

Gao!

I got it.

Incoming!

Header!

Gotcha!

Go, Auntie Mo

Hold tight!

Don't let it fly away!

Hang in there!

We can't hold anymore!

Hang in there!

Ying,

our turn!

Gao, did Wuba get away?

He did.

I hope he'll be alright.

Barr reporting for duty, Your Majesty!

Those idiots,

can't even capture a little monster.

Barr,

I now order you to find me that thing.

You must bring it back alive!

I want to see what is so special about this little monster

that may change the human and monster worlds.

I will get the job done, Your Majesty.

I'm seeing vision again.

My master is blind and dumb, but he can hear.

He said he has never felt such a strange pulse.

It's like all the gynecological disorders in the world

thrown into one body.

Master wants to know which date is your menstrual cycle.

Does it matter?

You're already a mother.

There's no need to be shy.

He's the mother!

On the 15th of each month...

I eat vegan.

Doc.

I'm totally fine.

- Let's go. - Wait, wait, wait.

Ever since he gave birth,

he's been depressed and losing sleep.

Can you cure him, Doc?

He said,

he's never treated a man for postpartum depression.

Just treat him like a woman.

That's how I treat him.

When do you usually feel depressed?

When he thinks of the moment he sent his son away.

The problem is all in your mind.

Take this and boil it

with three bowls of water...

Can I add more water?

It'll be easier to swallow.

Master said,

you must be delirious!

Master wants you

to pour it out after it's boiled.

Then place incense on it.

Your mind is ill.

You should pray to the sun for positive energy!

Next!

I think

you'd be fine if Wuba was still with us.

Careful.

That was close.

Reveal your true form, monster!

Where's the little monster?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Freeze!

Get her!

Are you alright?

- Fine. - Please hold this for me.

My son!

How awesome!

Thanks for the help.

Are you hurt?

Are you from the Monster Hunter Bureau?

Are you hunters too?

We're just small potatoes.

I'm Tianyin Song.

This is my wife Xiaolan.

And you are?

Yun Qing,

from the Monster Hunter Bureau.

Sorry, I have to get back.

You keep up the good work.

Take care.

Amazing!

You know...

Yun is from the Monster Hunter Bureau.

Since your father is a monster hunter,

perhaps we can find clues of his whereabouts there.

Then we should pay a visit.

Let's go!

Do you think

Wuba is afraid of thunder?

Wuba is such a troublemaker.

I think the thunder is afraid of him.

When did you make this?

It's not that I don't miss Wuba.

I just think that

monsters and humans can't co-exist yet.

When I talk to the doll,

it makes me feel like Wuba is by my side.

I'm a level ten hunter! Surrender, monster!

Monster!

Capture it!

Monster!

Monster!

Monster!

It's...it's a real monster!

Catch it!

Catch it!

Don't move! Stop running!

Stop right there!

He's gone.

Where did it go?

Do you see it?

There it is!

Don't let it get away.

Get it!

It's gone!

Get it!

Stop right there!

Where has it gone? I can't find it.

Don't let it get away.

Search everywhere!

Can't find it.

Let's search elsewhere.

- It's gone. - Let's go.

Where are you from?

Looking for parents?

Place your bets!

Big! Big! Big!

Big!

It's a miracle!

15 wins in a row!

What a streak!

For someone who has never lost,

there is no meaning

when you win one more.

Let me help you make it meaningful, then.

One game.

All in.

You game?

If you want to give up,

you can leave with your money right now.

I never let an opportunity pass me by.

Let alone...

one as beautiful as you.

I think we're done.

What is this?!

Sorry!

Lady, do you know where the restroom is?

It must be to the right. Thanks.

Halt!

Looks like we've got a couple of swindlers here.

I have to teach you two a lesson.