Shameless

Here's what you missed on Shameless last week:

a whole lot of shit happened.

Where were you?

- Think she'll come out today? - Not likely.

Airplane wheel missed her by an inch.

They found Eddie.

At the bottom of Lake Michigan.

Babe? Your dad's dead.

Nice try, but that doesn't

turn me on anymore.

This is a West Point application.

I wanted to deliver it personally. Is Lip home?

What, McNally brought this for you?

- Not me. - Congratulations.

Malik?

We're having a play date.

Sounds more like a date-date.

I hope someone takes care of him.

Don't you think Clyde deserves that?

Oh, for sure.

You Clyde? Ethel says hi.

Aah!

- Karen's pregnant. - That's the Gallagher sperm.

Do the right thing. Split.

Kids need a father. Jody and I got hitched.

I want to know whose it is. The kid.

Jody's the father.

- I'm not my dad. - Get out.

You hear me? I'm not my fucking dad!

- Hey. - Hey.

You look great, by the way.

SHAMELESS S02 Ep 06 - Can I have a Mother.

You had late pick-ups on Monday and Thursday.

That's an extra $16.

I wasn't that late.

Fiona would charge you $20.

Come on.

Jesus.

It's a wonder I got here in one piece.

You're looking for the Sunshine Adult Day Care.

It's up at the church.

Honey, only time I want to go to church is when

I feel like getting molested.

What do you want? A tip?

Who are you two supposed to be?

I'm Ethel, and this is Jonah, my son.

You look a little crispy to be Liam.

- Oh, I'm Malik. - Malik?

Yeah.

Jesus. Enough with the fake African

spice rack crap. A little advice?

Some people are racist. You want to get ahead in the world?

Change your name so people don't know you're black.

Honey, is that hot water heater working?

Yeah.

Get me a towel. I gotta have a bath.

I'm sorry, who are you?

I'm your grandmother, sweetheart.

You Carl?

Get me a crowbar and a hammer.

I've got to run an errand.

So...

Uh, lock the door,

and don't answer for anybody.

Okay?

If we were together for 100 years,

I would never learn Portuguese.

Okay.

Why are we bashing a hole in the wall?

We're remodeling. Where's the rest of the litter?

Ian's at work, we haven't seen Lip for days,

Liam's down in day care,

and Fiona's probably trying to sleep.

She works nights.

- What about Frank? - Doesn't live here anymore.

Good boy.

Now, out of the way.

- What's that? - What's it look like?

- A finger. - Ew.

You can touch it, but never put your finger on the trigger

unless you're going to shoot someone.

You like secrets?

So do I. Hold out your hands.

Our little secret, all right?

There are important decisions to be made.

This much money comes with

- great responsibility. - Frank... can you run downstairs

- and ask Jody for the paprika? - Investments, trusts,

tax evasion, liquidity.

Frank.

As soon as Eddie's insurance claim is settled

and that check comes, we're gonna have to make some...

- Frank. - What?

I can't let you be in charge of Eddie's insurance money,

sweetheart.

You're an alcoholic.

I wasn't talking about me.

- Okay. - Did you think I meant me?

No.

We need a highly experienced professional.

- Yeah, that's right. - And just for the record,

many great men have been well lubricated.

Henry Ford. Scott Fitzgerald.

David Hasselhoff. They all kept a bottle close.

Mom!

Beethoven's Fifth. Coincidence? I don't think so.

I think you should do these in the bathroom.

Ooh... Sheila, please...

No, we can just put down newspaper, honey.

There are important economic factors at play.

It's gonna smell! Use the tub.

Did you bring in the filleting knife,

Our family's financial...

and, the, uh, mesh gloves?

...security is in the... oh, fuck it.

I'll be at the office.

Paprika?

Um...

Honey, you know what I was thinking?

Um, we could put the food on the bed

and then do folding chairs along the walls.

We can't hold a wedding reception in your bedroom.

Honey, parties are always in the living room.

This would be unique.

This is the start of my marriage.

It's important to me.

You can do it, Mom.

It's just going to happen downstairs.

You know what?

I am going to do the fish in the tub.

Whoever that is better have a death wish.

Sorry. Uh... something's come up.

Grammy's back.

Oh, hi.

Hi. Uh...

I'm looking for Tony.

Honey! Just a sec.

: Okay.

She's nice, honey.

You got balls.

Coming back here.

I brought you something.

I don't take bribes.

Dude, you're living in one.

Think of this as a donation.

Policeman's Ball.

Tsunami relief.

End Autism Now.

It's your choice.

Motherfucker.

Who the hell let you back in the country?

They were patting down a 90-year-old's diaper, and I slipped by.

Where the hell have you been?

Brazil.

You get the works or just a tummy tuck?

Just a dick reduction; still too big.

Okay.

I see that Tony's got a live-in, huh?

Yeah.

Second one this summer.

What do you want with Tony?

Just family stuff.

Business, you know.

No, I don't know.

What kind of business?

Morning.

Lip, where you been all night? Grammy showed up.

What, Joliet Grammy? She tunnel out?

Medical furlough.

Wow.

- Hey, good luck. - Yeah.

Grammy?

Frank's mom.

Ran a slew of meth labs till one exploded,

killing two college kids she'd recruited.

Whoa.

I see that, uh,

Tony's got a live-in, huh?

Seems so.

Yeah, they're redecorating.

A little China cup.

Laotian, I think.

Yeah, see, I can never tell the difference between the two.

We should get together, have lunch, just... catch up.

I'm seeing someone.

So am I.