Kill Her Goats

Tan dy: Conwell!

Conwell: Say I promise.

Tan dy: Conwell!

Stop!

You're not scared out here, like, at all?

Tandy: I always liked...

I liked the way they smell.

Conwell: Yeah, tents are great.

My favorite. I love it.

I used to take my daughters camping too.

Tandy: Stop!

Is it big?

Are you going to say yes?

Tandy: |'|| say yes if it's big.

Conwell: I may have to make you wait if you don't promise to say yes.

Tan dy: I don't want to wait!

Conwell: Oh, come on.

Say I promise.

Come on.

I'll show you if you promise to say yes.

I promise to say yes if you promise it's big.

If it's big, like big big, then I'll say yes.

Conwell: Ready?

Tandy: It's so big!

- Told you. - You did.

What do you say?

I say yes.

Tandy: Help me!

Missy: How was the ocean?

- Reese: Wavy. - Missy: Wavy isn't a word, dear.

Reese: Wavy is totally a word.

Missy: This is my new favorite beer.

Every beer is your new favorite beer.

I am so excited Audra is coming home.

Do you think she'll stay?

No, most likely not.

But it would be so good having her home for a while.

- Yeah, it will be. - The real question is,

what's Haley going to think of her little sister coming back to west craven?

It's so sad that they hate each other.

Yeah, well, it's a hate of mutual tolerance,

so I'm sure everything's going to be fine.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

With those two?

Who knows?

Devon: Spin around.

How about lover boy over there?

How do you think he feels that Audra's back?

Probably not great, but I don't think they've spoken since she left.

Yikes.

Devon: Hey.

Now blow me a kiss.

Okay, I'll talk to him.

I don't think we're supposed to have bottles on the beach.

Not yet. Also not a nude beach, either. But who's counting?

Every time we come here, somebody has to get topless.

Come on.

Let's go make friends.

Ouch!

Shells!

Can't be so so

this is your show

here we go go

go go

skinny dip skinn y ties

skinny those skinn y fries

skinny bitch to my right

it's no surprise

tap tap, Instagram

name drop, name brand

fairy dust, fairy/and

oh tha-that's how they like it

can't be so so

this is your show

here we go go

go go dive into bright lights

say your goodbyes

stepped right into the riptide

a cold lullaby

and I'm drowning in your love

glowing in the dark, baby

it's kill or be killed

swimming with the sharks

be the first or the best

who's now, who's next?

Ding ding, messages

leave me alone

lose the weight, lose the smirk

pretty soon you lose the shirt

better win, better work

or you might as well go home

can't be so so

this is your show

here we go go

go go dive into bright lights

say your goodbyes

stepped right into the riptide

a cold lullaby

and I'm drowning in your love

glowing in the dark, baby

it's kill or be killed

swimming with the sharks

dive into bright lights can't be so so

bright bright, bright light

stepped right into the riptide here we go go

and I'm drowning in your love can't be so so

glowing in the dark, baby

it's kill or be killed here we go go

swimming with the sharks

got what you asked for can't be so so

now you only need more this is your show

you got what you asked for here we go go

but you only need more go go

Spin around.

Let's grab you a beer.

- Yes. - Hey!

- And a top of some sort? - I'll be right back, babe.

Missy: Maybe shorts too.

You guys ruin everything.

Yeah, right. Come on.

Devon: Fine, I could use a beer anyway.

You need to get over it.

I told her what would happen if she came back.

What, Devon? What is going to happen?

You don't understand where she left it.

No, I think I understand pretty well.

Yeah, you think you do.

Regardless of what happened, you got what you deserved.

- Whatever. - You know, you were a real dick, Devon.

Oh, so Audra just gets total absolution.

Uh, yeah, pretty much.

Okay, even still,

I can't just abide by the fact that she bought the tupp house.

Okay? That can't stand.

Why not?

Because I'm a tupp after all.

You are not a tupp.

- My third cousin married into... - Never married a tupp.

You are no kind of tupp.

Damn it, missy. I... She has to regret coming back here.

No, she doesn't.

We'll see.

We'll see nothing. Besides, why do you even care?

You have a pretty new girlfriend now, anyway.

- Autumn: Hey, baby. - Hey, babe.

Let's go!

Giddy up!

Whoa.

- Reese: How did the talk go? - Autumn: Oh, my god!

- As expected. - So, terribly?

Pretty much.

What's the worst that could happen?

Yeah, keep saying that.

Come on.

Reese: At least you have a new favorite beer.

Missy: Yeah, well, at least there's that.

Reese: Shotgun!

What's with these homies who be dissin' my boy?

Do they know?

I'm aggravated with the negativity and the noise

they tell me "find a wealthy man"

but they don't seem too happy

I was afraid to put myself on the line for a boy...

Amazing.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

And that's enough from you.

Key.

The rest of you can wait.

And you...

I forgot about you.

What do I do with you?

A place to do acid, I suppose.

Or tear you down and put in a hot tub.

Bingo.

Bingo.

And you are all mine.

I should call daddy.

Conwell: Hello. You've reached conwell's voicemail.

Please leave a message.

Unless it's one of you kids who needs money.

In that case, call your mother.

She likes to hear from you guys once in a while when you don't need money.

And aften/vards, call gramps too.

Anyways, I just arrived, and it's amazing.

I can never thank you enough.

I can't believe they let us keep all the furniture.

I'm having the girls over later, so I'll see you tomorrow.

Love you.

Today is a great day.

Oh, shit!

I'm wrecking this place already.

There.

Good as new.

Oh, it's so comfortable.

I never want to get up. Ugh.

Fuck me.

Beautiful.

Hmm.

I need to get my bags from the trunk.

And take a shower.