Maggie

- I can't believe we're both dating guys at the same time.

The only thing that would make this better is if they were twins.

- Oh, I like Daniel, but we've been out once,

and it was to a party with free food, so it doesn't count.

- Oh, that was mine and John's first date, too.

You know what'd be fun? If we changed poses?

Yeah, right.

- Uh, yes, let's release tree pose and fall into a forward bend.

Uttanasana.

What would be fun is a double date.

I don't know. I have to take it slow this time.

I don't want to crash and burn like I did with Ben.

- You don't want it to fizzle out either.

Mm. She gets it.

Sorry.

She said, "She gets it."

And I don't know if she means I get it or "Shut up.

My friend gets it."

Please don't even think about it.

Come on. We'll go to a brewery.

It'll be max casual. People wear their retainers there.

- Okay, but nothing romantic. Seriously.

Same page.

You're such a poet.

I know, right?

So I hate asking this,

but should I get on your lap

or do you want to get on mine?

- How about I just climb on my shoulders.

- Oh, smart. Then we can put on a trench coat

and go sneak into an R-rated movie.

- I don't know if we have to go anywhere

to see an R-rated movie.

- Mags, do you know what I just realized?

Since we all went on our first date on the same day,

we're going to have the same anniversary.

Can I just say,

this is super big of you, Maggie.

After our relationship and all.

We went on one date.

Oh wow, you kept count.

I'm sorry.

- I can't believe I'm a rebound guy.

Dude. I love basketball.

Great.

- I thought you normally grade homework in the car

on the way to school.

- Yeah, I'm just proofing my sister's engagement announcement.

There's a full page of champagne emojis.

- Well, Amy and Dave's wedding is going to be a ton of fun.

An open bar...

your family, an open bar.

And according to this,

there's a live peacock available for photos.

- Oh, we're going to be in so many photos.

Do you want to do those face-framing highlights

we've been talking about?

- I'm sure I wasn't part of that conversation.

But you should do Amy's hair for the wedding. She'd love that.

- Hmm. She's probably getting someone like Chaz Dean.

Who's Jazz Dean?

- Chaz. - Chaz Dean?

Yeah, he's super famous.

And anyway, it's not like your sister is a huge fan of mine.

- What are you talking about? Amy loves you.

- I don't really get that feeling from her.

I once asked her if she wanted to go grab a coffee,

and she gave me her order.

Ohh!

That's a big whoo!

Oh, so we love Daniel, huh?

- We are cautiously optimistic about Daniel.

- Oh, come on. That beard? Hmm. Smexy.

- What is that? - Smart and sexy. Like a professor.

- I did have this weird vision at the housewarming party

that things might work out with him.

Well, then just go for it.

- Yeah, but after what happened with Ben, I'm wary of trusting my visions.

But Daniel does get major points

for helping the waitress clean up that spill.

- Well, he did knock over an entire pitcher of beer.

That was you, Lou.

You kicked it out of his hand while John was twirling you.

Oh, isn't John so fun?

He's so fun. Like husband fun.

Ooooh!

- Bark, bark. - Exactly.

Yes. John is so great.

I'm so happy for you, Lou.

- Oh, thank you so much for helping me

with my engagement announcement.

- Of course. I cut it down to six pages.

- Oh, perfect. I'll add it all back in tonight.

Great.

So do you have a hair person in mind for the wedding?

Chaz Dean.

- Wow. This guy must be really good.

- Mm-hmm. He's Chaz Dean, Ben.

- Why not Jessie? - Hmm!

You know, that is a really great idea.

I'd love that. What a fun idea.

- Right? - Yeah.

- And she's really talented, and it would mean a lot to her.

Of course, it would.

- Amy, this is great. This is such a huge relief.

And don't tell Jessie I told you this,

but she's under the impression that you don't like her.

Oh-- Ben!

Wrap me up in a straitjacket and fly me over the cuckoo's nest,

because that is crazy.

- That is crazy, right? - Yes, it's crazy.

I mean, do you see the chalk outline of my body on the floor right now?

Because you killed me with that information.

- Did you tell your sister I didn't think she liked me?

What?

Wrap me in a straitjacket, 'cause that's crazy.

- Okay, well, she just left me the weirdest voicemail.

Hey, sister friend.

Uh, I just want to say that I love ya, obviously.

And, hey, thanks for the coffee you bought me

at the mall that time.

So hot. Yummy.

Anyway, thanks again.

Mwah. - Well, that is... that's nice.

- Yeah. And then right after, she Venmo'd me $22.

- Is that how much she thinks coffee costs?

Babe, don't meddle, okay.

It's fine. I honestly don't care.

Look, I'm not meddling, okay.

I'm just getting in the middle of things to make sure it gets better.

- Thank god you're here. - Thank god you're here.

I just found the funniest video of Brendan Fraser clapping.

What is wrong? You love Brendan Fraser.

- I broke up with John, and you know he loves to clap.

- Wait, you broke up? I thought you liked him.

- I did, but I could tell that you didn't see us together in the future.

So I figured why waste my time?

Wait, I didn't say that.

- Not with words. - What do you mean?

Obviously, you have your whole rule

about not giving your friends any readings

but when you have a vision, you kind of have a tell.

I do not have a tell.

Oh yeah?

Okay, watch. This is you.

Hmm.

Okay. I do not do that.

- Yeah, you do. Other times, you wince.

One time, you swallowed a fly,

and it went in your mouth and never came out.

- Wait, you, you broke up with John because I made a face.

That's terrible. - It's not my fault.

You're very expressive when you get a bad vision.

- It wasn't a bad vision. He was writing a song shirtless.

Ohh!

Okay. Well, I love it when he does that.

He thinks better with his shirt off. He calls it noodling.

- It was about his dog, which sounds cute,

but it was mostly howling.

He's so creative.

Oh yeah. There you go. You're doing it again.

That's just my face!

I swallowed a fly?

Yeah. It was big.

Dad, do I have a face?

Of course, you do.

Got eyes and a nose

and those big old eyebrows of yours.

- No. Louise says that she can see

when I'm having a good or a bad vision

and that she's been reading my tells for years.

Huh.

Well, maybe what you need is a poker face.

Like when I play poker.

- Mm-hmm. - Here. Watch.

This is what I look like when I have a straight.

This is what I look like when I have nothing.

How do you do that?

- Try thinking of something happy but don't show me.

Honey, you're showing.

Okay, if you can't hide your tells, you can always cover them

by distracting the other person.

That's what I do.

Sometimes I'll just suddenly speak in French.

It totally throws them.

- You should really teach a masterclass.

Oh, hi.

Uh, I, I can come back.

- Uh, no. Oh, that's not, that's not what it looks like.

I was just, um... summoning demons.

- Well, then, okay, it's exactly what it looks like.

I was in the neighborhood,

thought I'd bring you some dumplings.

Oh my goodness.

I really don't want to leave, but I should get back to my workout.

- You were in the middle of a workout? You're in jeans.

- You can avoid a workout in any clothing.

Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

The Renaissance Faire is in town,

and I don't know if you know this, but they have goats.