Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

Bad Boy Musashi: A Success Story

In the 5th Year of the Keicho Era

in Sakushuu Mimasaka, Miyamoto Village...

there lived a young man named Miyamoto Musashi.

Yeah!

I wanna be famous!

Children fighting over my officially licensed products...

will that day ever come?!

Very well! I'll set out on a journey and make my name nationally famous!

"Two swords, and I'm the best in Japan!"

Why, if it isn't the villagers...

Have they come to say farewell?

Hey!

What the...

Why, you...

How dare you trample on a future star!

Dammit!

You just wait and see!

Even I can...

Ouch!

I hurt my back!

Oh, man!

It was the Spring of Musashi's seventeenth year.

Lum!

Over here! Over here!

Yoo-hoo!

Darling!

Brought you some food.

Ta-da!

Ta-da! Oh! As always, thank you.

Hey. Don't mention it!

Hey! Ataru!

Whatcha want?!

You've committed another unspeakable crime, haven't you!

Wh...Why do you say that every time you see me?!

Where did you get that cow from?

Th...This is a radish picked from my own farm.

Huh?! How can you call that a radish?!

You'll find that out when you eat it!

Master Takuan!

Why are you, fellow villagers, all gathered up like that?

H...Has Ataru the Menace come by here?

Oh? Has he done something bad again?

He stole my cow, Mary, and ran away!

What a troublesome fellow!

Oh, I know. Why don't you tell me your story while we eat a radish?

M...Mary...Mary!

Gosaku! Get ahold of yourself!

Don't cry, Gosaku.

Mary has joined the angels up in Heaven.

We can at least have a memorial service for her if we all eat her.

Oh! Mary!

Oh? Fellow villagers.

Ataru!

Now, now, Gosaku...

Now, now, fellow villagers... You must not fight.

Let us eat the radish and calm down.

J...Just how is that supposed to be a radish!

It's OK, Gosaku. It's OK, Gosaku.

Mary!

Hey, you! Lemme go! Lemme go, I said!

Hey, lemme go! Put me down!

You cool your head up there for a while.

Don't act like a big shot!

Who was it that shared all those cows and horses that I stole?!

You got me to eat them by saying they were radishes and carrots...

that you picked from your farm!

The Master must be an accomplice, then! Sure is!

No! I was deceived!

Hey, stop it! Don't come near me!

Hey, stop it, I said!

Serves you right!

"ldiots! Idiots! Idiots! Idiots!"

Say Ataru... Isn't this a wonderful view?

You must feel a little remorse for your past misdeeds!

Shut up! Look who's talking!

Darling!

Darling!

Ah! I knew you'd come to rescue me.

I believed in you.

I believed in you. I can help you, but...

promise me that you'll marry me for sure!

Do you?

I do. I do.

Fine.

Darling, are you all right?

Don't you know any better way of rescuing someone?!

Oh, sorry.

Dammit. I just can't believe those village idiots.

It's because you keep doing bad things.

Why can't you all figure out a way to live smart, like I do?

Perhaps it's out of the question to compare...

my way with everyone else's?

In the first place, a city boy like me wasn't meant...

to live in an agricultural society like this.

Don't you think so, Lum?

That being the case, I've decided to leave this village.

Darling!

Well, Lum, take care of yourself!

Darling!

This isn't what we agreed upon!

Darling!

There's no way I'm gonna let one girl tie me up!

I bid farewell to such a lame village as this!

Ataru of Miyamoto Village. It's the Spring of his seventeenth year. Huh?

Yummy!

"Restaurant"

Thief!

Sorry!

Chance! Miss! Leave this to me!

Hold it!

Sir! You must pay! You must pay!

Waitress!

Leave this to me!

Hold it, you dine-n-dashers!

Wait a second! Sir! You've got to pay too!

That went well!

Looks like no one is following us.

You dine-n-dashers? You cheapskates!

What the? Musashi, it's you!

Oh! Long time no see, Ataru the Menace!

Hey, whatcha doing way out here?

Hiding in the mountains.

Stars and hardships go hand in hand, you see.

Star?

Who are you calling a star?

Me!

Ridiculous! You're bad-looking!

You should hide in the mountains for the rest of your life.

That would be of benefit to the world.

What a blunt fellow!

Hold it!

H...H...Hey, you! Identify yourself!

Ganryuu Sasaki Kojiroo.

Such a handsome man!

This was...

the fateful meeting between Musashi and Kojiroo.

I shall never forget your name... Sasaki Koshiroo!

You've already forgotten!

It's Sasaki KoJiroo!

Sekoi Koshiroo, isn't it?

No! I'm telling you!

Sa-Sa-Ki. Ko-Ji-Roo!

Sekoi Kujira?

NO!

A few days later...

In pursuit of Ataru, who left his hometown, Miyamoto Village...

were Lum and Takuan.

Where did Darling go?

I wonder. With this many people, who knows when we'll find him.

Dine-n-dash'er! Hold it, Musashi!

You fools will never catch me!

That's Darling's voice!

Darling! I found you!

Lu...Lum!

What are you doing here?!

Ataru!

Are you up to some sort of wickedness again?!

No matter where you go, you never change!

Ten!

All right! Breathe fire!

Ow! Ow! Hot!

There've been nine cases of dine-n-dash alone!

"Yoshioka Dojo"

There've been 9 cases of dine-n-dash alone!

If we let Miyamoto Musashi keep running wild...

the local shopping district will go bust!

Please catch Musashi!

Please, Miss Yoshioka!

"Violent Appetite"

Please, Miss Yoshioka!

I understand the situation.

So? What do you want me to do about it?

Like we said! Please catch Musashi!

I understand.

So? What do you want me to do about Musashi?

I told you...

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