Kung Fu Panda 4

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - Hey.

Hmm?

That's right. It is I, Tai Lung.

It can't be.

Tai Lung.

I have returned to take what is mine.

Which is everything that is yours.

Let it be known from the highest mountain to the lowest valley that Tai Lung lives,

and no one will stand in his way.

Not even the great Dragon Warrior.

Oh, where is Po?

He was supposed to be here hours ago.

Ping, will you please just relax?

I am relaxed!

Okay. I'm sure Po is fine.

But what if he's sick? What if he's hurt?

-What if he's hungry? -

Don't get your noodles in a twist.

If I know our son, he's probably just kicking back and catching some rays.

Kung fu!

Whoa! That's bad.

Whoa! Getting worse.

Whoa!

Ah, come on!

Ha-ha!

Okay, big guy. We're really gonna have to wrap this up.

Whee!

-Oink. -Oink.

- -Again, again!

-That was fun. -Let's do that again.

And next time, keep your surf off their turf.

I'm late. I'm late. Ooh, I'm late.

- The Dragon Warrior is back! -It's the Dragon Warrior!

Was, is and always will be.

We love you, Dragon Warrior!

And I love you too, adoring fan.

- Sign my scroll. - Sign my hat.

-Sign my shirt. - Okay, okay.

I'll sign whatever you want.

Po!

Master Shifu!

Here, let me just--

There, that's much… worse.

We have to talk.

Absolutely. Let's talk. Right after the ceremony.

-Let's go! -Ceremony?

What ceremony?

- The Staff of Wisdom. - Ooh.

-Given to me by Master Oogway himself. - Aah.

It is said that whoever possesses this staff

has the power to travel between the realms.

The power to unlock the door to the Spirit Realm.

And now, the power to open…

the all-new Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu.

Where the broth has kick and the bean curd's a knockout.

- -

Dragon Warrior!

Will the Furious Five be here too?

Unfortunately, no.

They're off on super cool kung fu missions.

Tigress is taking on the free-range chicken gang.

Monkey's hot on the trail of the missing macaque.

Crane was crowned king of the Crocodilians.

- Crane! - Long story.

Viper's wrapping up peace talks between the cobras and the mongooses.

Or is it mongeese?

And Mantis?

Well, he's just trying to keep his blushing bride from biting his head off.

Just 'cause they're not here in person

doesn't mean they're not here as life-sized cut-outs.

Now, who wants a picture? Okay, okay. One at a time.

-Oh! Me, me, me! Me! -You.

My turn! My turn!

And then you.

He really captured your disapproving scowl.

We need to talk.

-Now. -

Hey, can I get one of those in a wallet size?

- Po! -Coming.

Do you remember the first time you climbed these steps to the Jade Palace?

How could I forget? I thought I'd never make it to the top.

Yes, but you persevered.

And once again, destiny calls for you to take the next step on your journey.

The next step? What are you talking about?

I've already taken all the steps. Haven't I?

It is time for you to choose your successor.

Successor for what?

A successor to be the next Dragon Warrior.

Oh… Yeah, I get it.

Funny, 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.

You mean, I'm not gonna be the Dragon Warrior anymore?

-Exactly. -Then what am I gonna be?

Once a successor is chosen,

you will advance to the highest level in all of kung fu.

Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Peace.

Whoa.

I don't know what that means.

It's just like Master Oogway before you.

You will oversee the Valley, passing along wisdom and inspiring hope.

Look, I appreciate the promotion.

I think I'm just gonna stick with the whole "Dragon Warrior" thing.

Dragon Warrior "thing"? What is it you're holding?

A cookie.

Other hand.

The Staff of Wisdom.

It was given to you by Master Oogway.

Do you really think it was so you could open a restaurant?

Or pose for pictures?

He wasn't super specific.

Oogway entrusted you with that staff so you could follow in his footsteps

and become something better than you already are.

You take it.

No. Oogway did not give it to me.

Being the next Oogway is not my destiny, which I have accepted

and am at peace with.

-Really. It's fine. -You don't sound fine.

-You don't sound fine! I'm very fine! -Okay, you're fine.

This is an honor.

Oogway chose you as his successor, and now you must choose yours.

Master Shifu, I finally found something I'm good at,

and now you want to just take it away from me?

No one is taking anything away, Po.

Who you are will always be a part of what you become.

Yeah, but where's the "skadoosh"? You know what I mean?

The "shasha-booie"?

I don't want to seem ungrateful,

but I don't know anything about passing on wisdom or inspiring hope.

All I know are two things.

Kicking butt and taking names.

And if I'm being completely honest, I'm not even that good at the name-taking.

Like, who was that fire-breathing crocodile?

I wanna say Steve…

You were chosen to bring peace to the Valley,

and there are other ways to bring peace than simply kicking butt.

Well, sure. But not any fun ones.

Please. Being the Dragon Warrior is all I know.

-It's who I am. -Not anymore.

The Valley of Peace needs a Spiritual Leader,

and Master Oogway chose you.

You'll start interviewing candidates first thing tomorrow morning.

Candidates? What candidates?

Awesome!

No way!

Wow!

Skadoosh.

Fantastic pose.

Whoo-hoo! Nice.

Master Po will now choose the next Dragon Warrior.

Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!

Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!

So many great candidates.

I'm gonna let the finger decide.

Wait. Whoa. Whoa.

What is happening?

The Dragon Warrior. It's me!

Like it or not, Po, you have to choose a successor.

Eh. Nothing about them says "dragon" or "warrior."

You will know when you know.

How do I know when I know? You know?

When I'm conflicted, I come here to ask the universe for answers.

Just as Oogway did before me.

I'm not conflicted. I'm just not ready for a next step.

What is that you're holding?

The Staff of Wisdom?

Other hand.

A chewed-up peach pit?

Exactly.

Every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree.

Uh, how is this gonna help me find the answers?

Don't ask me. Ask the universe.

Be the pit, Po. Be the pit.

There we go.

All right, universe.

Give me some guidance.

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Inner peace.

Dinner, please.

Dinner with peas.