Double Decker! Doug & Kirill (DOUBLE DECKER! ダグ＆キリル)

This is the story of how I,

a humble police officer living in the city of Lisvalletta,

rose to fame and became a hero.

Remain outside the building...

At least, that's the plan.

Repeat: remain outside the building.

We can confirm that the police

have now entered the building.

Leading their team is none other than

the hero of the police department,

a man who has solved many dangerous cases

and won countless medals,

the living legend, Sam Purcell!

Yeah, that's not me.

Police! Drop your weapons.

Put your hands on the ground! Huh?!

Get back!

Unfortunately, this town doesn't have

the hero it needs just yet.

That thing doesn't even look human anymore.

Can it be?

That's right. An Anthem.

Also not me.

The patches are hot right now.

Very hot.

This is now our jurisdiction.

Confirming Phase Three.

Roger. Secure the target.

The enactment of Lisvalletta City-state Code,

Execution of Law Enforcement Authority Act, Article Twelve

means I can do this.

Will that kill it?

That's not what we're after.

Our job is only to arrest it.

Enjoy!

Activating Eye System.

Let's do this.

Enjoy!

Time for your medicine.

You're gonna owe me one for that, Doug.

Who are you?

SEVEN-O Special Crime Investigation Unit.

Doug Billingham.

My rank is Sergeant.

There, that's me.

And this is my story.

The story of how I became a hero,

in a town where there were no heroes.

No!

Don't listen to the idiot with the girly face!

Whatever he says is dead wrong.

He has no clue what this story is about.

Honestly, I don't understand

what's with you and thirty-eights.

Detective thing.

Yes!

This is a story about detectives.

Brave men and women who are

willing to risk their lives in the line of duty.

Not that other guy!

Whatever man, you're not gonna kick it.

I'm gonna block it.

My name is Kirill Vrubel.

Right now, I'm just a uniformed police officer.

Miraculously, the Lisvalletta Police

Department reported that there were no casualties

in last night's incident.

The suspect has been taken into custody...

One day, that's gonna be me.

The whole city of Lisvalletta's gonna know my name.

Can't leave home without this.

There'll come a day when this wad of bills will save my life.

I just know it.

Are you some kinda idiot?

How can you be so sure it'll never come up?

Fine, let's say something

did happen to the chief inspectors.

What the hell do you think you can do? Huh?!

This guy with the epic beard is my boss.

The chief of the LVPD Precinct Six.

...and that means,

you keep the looky-loos out.

Am I wrong?

You're correct, sir.

I'll tell ya right now.

I will be the man who fires you.

I've got three years left, and before I retire,

I'll see your dumb ass gone!

Yes, sir. I'll be more careful.

I'd like to see you try it, bastard.

I hear you have to write another apology

for not doing your job.

Abandoning your post.

How many times is that now?

And how many times have I told you,

I'm not abandoning my post.

I'm just providing backup!

This sharp-looking guy

with the ridiculously perfect hair is Jefferson.

He's a detective with Section One,

the most popular part of the force.

He has a beautiful wife, a cute daughter,

and he's an all-around good guy.

He even got a promotion during this quarter's re-org.

He's the kind of guy you picture when think of a hero.

It doesn't bother me, though.

Just all part of your charm, I guess.

Now, I'll be taking this.

It's not much, but it will at least

put a dent in what you owe me.

You can't just take that!

Aw, come on.

It's not like you're gonna die without it.

You'll be fine. Relax.

Hm. So, this is the guy?

Yeah, I know what you're thinking,

but he's the only candidate who fit the conditions I specified.

And beggars can't be choosers.

Well, I guess you're right about that.

So anyway, listen, Doug.

No confirmation yet, but I hear Cyrus is back.

Cyrus? From Esperanza?

Yup.

Apparently, somebody saw him in the Third Street Slums.

That's what Pink told me.

Like I said, it hasn't been verified.

So just keep it in mind for now.

Yeah.

But even if he is here, he's still a Phase One.

Could you ask literally anybody else

to do this for you besides me?!

It's my day off!

Which would be exactly the reason I asked you.

Just have the Community Safety Section down

at the station help you find your damned cat!

Why? You're a cop, too. You do it.

And I told you, it's my day off, you old hag!

I worked the late shift last night.

Now let me sleep.

Oh, so that's how you wanna play it?

Well, in that case, I guess that photograph is going--

Fine, I'll do it!

Okay? I will do it.

Good to hear!

What the hell?

Damn crazy landlady.

This is blackmail, damn it.

Pure blackmail.

How am I supposed to find it with this crappy picture?

Huh?

That's it!

Here... Pochi.

That's gotta be the same cat!

Damn it!

Stupid furball!

Good kitty. Come here.

Uh! You're ruining my day off!

Come back!

Gotcha!

You suck...

Heh.

I've got you now.

All right!

She's up here!

There's nothing to be afraid of, kitty.

I just need to take you home so I can go back to sleep!

No way.

A whole freakin' cat family?

Okay. Fine.

Just lemme know when you're done with the kids.

What was that noise?

Who's this guy?

Whoa, whoa. What's going on?

Why's Jefferson here?

And now we have a report on

the hostage situation that's developing in Sileoterra.

The suspect hijacked a taxi and fled,

taking the driver hostage and escaping

into an abandoned factory in the area.

He demanded the release of Zabel Franken,

the imprisoned executive of the criminal organization Esperanza,

as well as a helicopter to allow for his own escape.

Police are currently negotiating with him.