Bollywood Diaries

Sir our product Immune Boost Plus is in liquid form.

And it's purely an Ayurvedic product.

Hello. - You just need to have it to..

Sir, this is Yogesh from Naaru Infotech.

Can I talk to you for 2 minutes?

I Mean you need to avoid.

Thank you, sir. Thank you.

Sir, we have got special skin products.

...which will be very beneficial for your skin.

Sir, even you couldn't recognize..

...Mr. Anupam Kher's talent in the beginning.

Sir, you might remember, that when he was..

...leaving Bollywood & returning to his village..

...you had called him back from the station.

And that's how Film 'Saaransh' was born.

Sir, even I am looking for such an opportunity.

Sir, please sir.

You will have to sing. Hello. Hello. How are you?

Mr. Sharma. How are you? - What wonderful clothes.

If you hadn't come...

I did tell him.. Son-in-law, please sit.

Hi.

Hello. - We are so happy that you have come here.

Actually I am the perfect actor for the recently..

...announced film by Ms. Ekta.

And luckily even my name starts with the letter K.

Okay, you want to be launched as a hero? - Yes, sir.

Then do one thing, become my assistant first.

Because I came here before you to become a hero,

..and even my name starts with K.

Kamlesh Chaturvedi. You Stupid! Put the phone down.

Tired of taking calls from fools like you.

Sir,

First get the signature of that person..

...who wrote on my hand..

...that my mother is a prostitute.

And then, sir I will go..

...with whomever you want me to go with

Sir - Hello.

Come on. - Hello. Hello. Hello.

What are you doing Vishnu? - Come on, what happened?

Even I want to be in the picture.

Believe me Sir, Shahrukh sir is my uncle's good friend,

At least let me talk to him once.

My uncle studied with him in Saint Columbus School.

Okay, what is your uncle': name?

Sir, my uncle's name is Mr. Jagdish Maluji.

And he stays here in Karol Bagh, Delhi.

Is it the same person who used to stay in..

..Telli Street before? Hello!!!

All good friends of Mr. Shahrukh Khan are in Mumbai now.

Try your tricks somewhere else. Got it!!

Haven't done anything?

I danced like Baby Doll & Umrao jaan for you..

You cannot enjoy my sexy dance for free!!

Look Imli, I did not pay you for your dance. Understood?

Imli's dance is..

...more expensive than her body. Got it?

Let's dance!

You are arguing, sir.

No, No. See you don't know. Look...

I don't care what your boys did or didn't do..

We asked you to provide food for 300 people.

Food provided was too less,

& we got insulted in front of our guests.

This is not good.

The curry was so oily.

You... You...

If you would've eaten, you would have known.

No. Don't talk to me like this.

Hold on for a second. Vishnu!

Paper is kept there, I am getting the tea.

Yes. Yes.

I have used only 300 plates.

& you are charging for 400.

No no no.. you come & Talk to me first.

Only then you will get paid.

Yes. Tea. - Yes. Listen. - Yes. - Sit.

The kitchen is all messy. - I need to talk to you.

Now? - Yes, Please sit..

Lara ,

What happened?

Are you missing Guddi?

Even I am missing her a lot.

But that's fine, Both of us are still here.

Mr. and Mrs. Shrivastav.

We have this house, and everything we need.

We will be fine together.

Lata, I want to go to Mumbai.

Vishnu!

I have settled matters at office.

I am taking voluntary retirement,

From the money I get, I'll create a fixed deposit.

Everything will be fine. I will go there,

and you can come after few days.

Then we will stay together.

There.

Okay!!

Now I get it,

why you were dancing..

...so wildly at Guddi's wedding.

You thought now you are free,

can do whatever you wish.

Lata, try to understand me.

What should I understand?

That my 52 years old husband..

...wants to go to Mumbai to become an actor.

Have you lost your mind?

Lata so many people have done this?

Amrish Puri. Boman Irani.

Vishnu Shrivastav!!

The success ratio is one in a million.

So, don't talk to me about this again.

What do you mean by that?

You had promised me.

What promise?

On Guddi's 5th birthday,

When I was supposed to go to Mumbai.

You had stopped me and said

once Guddi is married, I can do whatever I want.

Do you remember it?

Did you say this or not?

I don't know, I might have said so.

What do you mean by that?

I am an actor, an Actor!!

This boring 9 to 6 job kills me.

M r. Actor,

First learn to brush your teeth properly.

Lata, what has this got to do with..

Have warm water before leaving,

your gastric pain might increase.

And call Chawla, he has called me 50 times.

Lata. - He is asking for more money. - Lata.

All these things... - First you will call him.

Why do you trap me in these useless things every time?

Vijay Dinanath Chauhan,

Full name.

Father's name...

Dinanath Chauhan.

Mother's name, Suhashini Chauhan.

Village, Mandawa...

Brave. Brave. Brave.

Brave. Brave. Brave.

Brave. Brave. Brave.

"When I saw you darling."

"I found love is crazy, darling."

The one who dares is Bajirao Singham.

Now it is your turn.

I have lost my mind.

I have lost my mind.

Rohit. Rohit.

What are you doing inside?

Come outside, fast.

The Aam Aadmi party government...

...has completed 7 days in Delhi today.

But what did Delhi get in these 7 days?

No free electricity, water or Wi-Fi.

People are asking were all these promises false?

Compared to last time, Mr. Kejriwal's government seems too relaxed...

How are your studies going?

Nice.

Son, what have you thought about marriage?

Mama, please. Let me eat.

Nobody listens to me in this house.

Okay. Do whatever you want.

Mummy, should I get married if brother doesn't want to?

I will give you a tight slap!! Have your food quietly.

Bye, brother. I am leaving. Good luck with mummy.

Mummy, I am going to Jeetu's house.

Sonu! Sonu, wait! Stop, Sonu!

Where are you going? God.

Oh God! This boy is always roaming around with friends.

Not focused on studies at all.

What is my Mili eating?

You haven't paid me for my old customer.

Forget that money, I have got a solid deal for you.

What? - Dubai.

The owner of a Big Dubai based dance bar...

...has come here to buy girls.

I spoke to him about you,

and told him about your sexy dance moves.

He is willing to pay 5 Iakhs advance,

and 50 Iakhs a year.

It will change the lives of three of us.

What do you say?

No. Not Dubai.

Why?

If I go to Dubai, my Bollywood dreams will be shattered.

Again your Bollywood crap..

It has got more dirt than here.

Don't talk nonsense. Look at Sunny Leone,

She used to work in bold pictures.

Now she is the number one heroine of Bollywood.

Hey!! She has fair skin and you are dark skinned.

There's huge difference.

It makes no difference to Bollywood's directors and producers.

Whether skin is black or white,

It should have Talent!

Either you show your talent on big screen or on bed.

And I have both of them.