Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

Valentine's Day From Hell Subtitles: Arigon

Hey, it's 2 o'clock! Y...Yeah...

Shouldn't he be passing by here soon?

Y...Yeah...

Oh, brother! Are you getting nervous?!

I can't help it! I'm about to confess my love for him, you know!

Mako, you're such a coward!

Yeah! This lS the almighty Valentine's Day, after all!

I must be a late bloomer!

Oh! There he is!

Oh! There he is! What a hunk!

Wait a second! I saw him first! Don't go making passes at him!

Mako! Never mind that! Just be brave and hand him your chocolate!

We're with you in spirit!

Go for it! Go for it!

I'm...I'm going!

Don't you go embarrassing an innocent girl!

There!

Wh...What the heck do you think you're doing?!

Are you all right?

Wh...What do you mean am I all right?!

Um... Here... This is from me to you!

Hmh? What's this?

Oh! He's accepted...

my love!

I did it!

Hey, wait...!

Uh... what did she mean by "I did it?"

Lum will be mad at me if I accept things from strangers.

There!

Darling!

She's gone! Now then!

Why can't he just accept my gift like a good boy?!

Lum!

Oh! Ten! Have you seen Darling?

Nope.

Lum... what's that?

Chocolate.

Er, I know it's chocolate. What are you carrying it around for?

Ten, don't you know about Valentine's Day?

Valentine's Day? No I don't.

If you're carrying around chocolate too...

maybe they had a party at the candy store today or something.

It's a day when girls confess their love to guys by giving them chocolate.

What?! Then that little baby must have feelings for me!

That's intense! We ain't kidding around here!

Lum... what happens when a man accepts the chocolate?

It means that he's accepted the girl's love for him.

A...A...Accepted her love?!

I found you, Darling! Hold it!

Oh, no! I'm not gonna go for a baby like that! Gotta do something!

Dear! Are you all right?

What're you, an idiot?!

Well... you fly!

I have to knock you down, or we can't see one another!

Why am I supposed to see you anyway?!

After what we've gone through?! You accepted my chocolate!

And since you've accepted it, you have to marry me!

"Marry?!" You're lying!

Listen! This is the law in Japan!

LAW

"The law?!"

LAW

I didn't know!

What...What law?! I'm not gonna take any little punk seriously!

Oh, really?

Then I'm gonna tell the police! Can you deal with that? You'll be executed!

DEATH SENTENCE

I don't wanna die!

Move it! Move it!

MOVE IT! Move it!

My dear! Are you all right?

Don't touch me like that!

Why you! Still trying to get away?!

Now, Darling! Eat it!

No way!

But you'd eat Shinobu's or Ran's chocolate!

If you disobey me, this is what happens to you!

Did you see that? That's the fate of a man who breaks a girl's heart!

Let's go, Darling.

Now you're gonna eat my chocolate. Lum...!

I...I...give this back to you!

Wh...What did you say?

I give it back to you!

No!

I give it back!

NO!

I'm givin' it back!

NO!

Hey! Hold it, why don't you!

I'm giving it back to you!

No way! I'm not gonna take it back!

I'm gonna throw it away then!

That won't help you!

Unless I personally accept it, our relationship can't be annulled!

It's the law!

The law!

Oh! Hold it!

I'm home! Open up! I'm home!

Hold it!

Oh...welcome back!

Oh? Who do we have here?

My husband!

My!

C'mon, fellas! Help me out here! I'm being chased!

Are you up to something again?!

Go hide in there or something! What did you do this time?!

Leave him alone.

Miss Lum!

Th...That chocolate...

Has anybody seen Darling?

Is that chocolate... for Ataru? What a waste!

Yeah, it's for him, but... I'm trying to decide what to do with it.

N...Now we're talking! You've come to a crossroads!

Your future rests on that chocolate!

You're right. Darling keeps running away from me...

and besides, I don't dislike you, Megane, or you, Perm...

I prefer someone who'll think about me over someone who doesn't. Yeah!

How fragile can a girl's heart be?! Yeah!

Megane... Perm... will you accept my chocolate?

Be glad to!

Hey, Lum! Why you!

Found you!

Darling! Hey! Hold it!

Are we too young to comprehend such delicate marital matters?

Wanna talk it over over another round of Beefbowl?

I'd prefer Okonomiyaki now.

Mako... this must be the first time you've invited a man here.

I'm a late-bloomer, you know.

Sure you are!

Please. Help yourselves. I'm afraid all I have are chocolates, though.

Oh, uh, thank--!

My chocolate!

Oh! You gave him chocolate?

Of course! I saw him first!

Have my chocolate too, please.

She insisted on her chocolate! She insisted on her chocolate!

Sh...She's my rival now!

Why do women dig me so much?! It ought to be against the law!

Mother...you're married! This is sick! Sick!

No!

Sorry, folks!

Hold it!

Darling! Hold it!

That's a no-no!

Lum! Stop it! I give up! I give up!

Oh! Sounds lively. Mako, are these all your friends?

They're just passing through.

Oh! My my! Swastika figure lock!

Look, mister! Why don't you give up for real?!

You shut up! Why do I have to go through this hell...

just for a lousy piece of chocolate?!

"Just?!" What do you mean "just?!"

This chocolate is filled with a girl's tender lovin'!

That's right!

I feel like you and I could be friends.

Yeah.

I'm Mako.

I'm Lum.

Lum.

You still don't give up, do you?!

Take that!

Oh! It's becoming noisy in here. Why don't you relax and have some tea?

Darling!

Would you listen to this, Madam! It's horrible!

Isn't this an act of violence?

What violence?!

You said it! It ought to be called a sweet violence that tenderizes body and soul!

No. I still believe that it is an act of violence, pure and simple.

Well... how about some chocolate?

Thank you.

Oh! He ate it!

He

He ate

He ate it!

Darling! Why you!

Oh, no! Mother, now you must marry this man!

Oh! I know nothing about the law!

I saw the lady first!