Good Behavior

If the FBI were a private corporation...

...the agent responsible for a raid, would get a piece of the pie.

What you really want is revenge on the FBI.

What are you proposing?

You raid that money before the FBI does.

We'll do all the work for you.

Have you guys figured out where the cash is hiding in your nightclub?

Well, you certainly can't be going into this raid blind.

All we know is that half a million dollars in illegal cash...

...is hiding somewhere inside.

You won't last one hour without getting read.

Not if you help me look right.

If I help you and you pull this off...

...I get ten percent of whatever you're stealin' from that club.

Deal.

If he's a lying sack of shit...

...she can figure it out without your help.

We are stealing this money, we're giving it to Lashever...

...then we're going to pick up Jacob.

We searched everywhere, sir, but there was no money.

It's okay, boys.

You learned a very valuable lesson.

Next time, maybe you'll accept guidance from your superiors.

In the meantime, I hear they're hiring mall cops down at the Asheville Pavilion.

Fifty thousand.

I said I would be back.

You wanna pick up Jacob and then you wanna steal 50,000 dollars.

We don't have a choice.

It's only an hour and a half from here.

It's not even out of the way.

What?

Suddenly, you have a rich grandmother I've never heard of.

-So? -So we're about to pick up Jacob.

We should not bring him along...

...while you steal 50,000 dollars from this... grandmother.

We're not stealing it.

We're just getting it.

You are scheming something. I know you.

Not very well if you don't even know I have a grandmother.

She's Estelle's mom. She's real.

Trust me.

And she's just going to give you 50,000 dollars?

Yes, because she's insanely rich.

Then we'll give Lashever the money...

...this will all be over, and we can go back to Tybee.

-And then what? -And then...

We live.

Let's just get Jacob now.

We are still a half hour early.

When I Facetimed with Jacob...

...he said Sean and Bethenny were having a weird party.

What kind of a weird party?

I don't know. But if we surprise them early...

...they might not have time to hide whatever it is.

Knowing Sean, he's probably cooking meth in the basement.

-You're early. -No traffic.

Jacob isn't packed yet.

No problem. We'll wait.

Such a cute house.

Bless you.

Oh, I meant to say sorry about the dog thing.

I forgot you were allergic.

No worries at all.

He's so cute.

He's in the laundry room in the travel cage we got him.

He's all ready to go.

Is Jacob almost ready to go?

Jacob?

I'm finishing packing.

He didn't expect you so early either.

Oh, we bought him all those books he needed for school.

Five hundred dollars for school books.

You can Venmo me the 250.

Keep the change.

Who are those people?

Members of our church.

We hold prayer meetings out there.

Letty. Letty, wait.

What the hell?

You're shooting porn again?

That's actually what our production company's called.

With Jacob under your roof?

Oh, no. Jacob doesn't know anything about it.

Jesus Christ, Sean.

Please, don't use the Lord's name in vain.

-Are you serious, bitch? -Well, it's all completely legit.

Okay, okay, please, everybody.

Calm down.

Porn Again is just our home business.

We make adult films for Christian couples.

Wait. Is she serious? Porn Again?

-It's a play on words. -Oh, no, I get it.

That's why Eve was just about to blow Adam.

It's Mary and Joseph.

I can't. I just can't.

I know it might seem unusual...

...but we are doing our fellow Christian families...

...a great service.

The videos are an aid to keep sex exciting...

...between married couples...

...to help keep them on the straight and narrow.

I'll bet.

Has Sean ever told you about how we met?

Make sure he tells you the whole story.

It's really sweet.

He taught me so many things.

Like how to shoot myself up with heroin.

I remember it so well because it was my 19th birthday present.

Oh, and you might wanna Google his porn name, Johnson Biggs.

You get it?

He was pretty famous in his day.

But first, go get my fucking son.

Hey, Jacob. Did you decide on his name?

Fred.

-I like Fred. -Jacob, did you...?

Did you ever see what was going on in Sean's garage?

Yeah, but it's not real porn.

What do you mean it's not real porn?

They don't have real sex like normal porn on the Internet.

How do you know about normal...?

So Sean and Bethenny told you what they were doing?

They let you in the garage?

No.

They thought I didn't know, but it was kind of obvious.

-Why didn't you call me and tell me? -I don't know.

I keep your secrets, so I figured I should keep their secrets, too.

How long till we get back to the beach house?

Oh, I have a surprise for you.

We're making a stop on the way...

...so you can meet your great-grandma, Alice.

I didn't know I had a great-grandma.

Neither did I.

-Is this a plantation? -No.

I think it's a plantation.

No. They don't have plantations anymore.

Don't worry.

Darlings.

There you are.

Welcome to Rolling Oaks Plantation.

Hello there.

Alice Jasper.

Nice to meet you.

Sweetheart.

I've missed you.

I missed you, too.

And this must be my great-grandson.

-Are you Nana's mom? -Sort of.

Yes. She is.

At least biologically.

And you've brought your dog.

And he looks like a winner to me, huh?

Royce Jasper. Everyone calls me R.J.

Letty.

I know. I've heard a lot about you.

It's all true.

Javier... and Jacob.

Yeah, Alice has given me the whole rundown...

...and I'm good with names.

Well, come in, come in.

Will the dog pee everywhere?

-Maybe. -I'll stay outside with Jacob and Fred.

We can't stay long anyway.

Nonsense. You just got here.

-R.J., could you...? -Yep, yep, yep. Come on, boys.

Let's go take a bathroom walk, huh?

You need to see the house.

We just use it to make people jealous.

When was the last time I saw you, Leticia?

Oh, yes, I remember.

It was right around the time my Porsche 911 went missing.

Well, I learned from the best.

Don't even think about it.

I've already locked away the really good stuff.

It's no fun if it's easy.

That's my line. Steals everything.

There's something at the house almost every week.

Big fundraiser tonight for Alzheimer's or something.

Can't remember.

Javier is big into philanthropy.

I used to be a fundraiser...

...for celebrities.

But it was a crazy life.

The straw that broke the camel's back was Gwyneth Paltrow.

If that isn't the biggest pile of Letty Raines bullshit...

...I've ever heard, I don't know what is.

It's better when I tell it.

Excuse me.

Well, he is gorgeous.

Your accent is terrible.

Are you a cotton farmer?

No. No, no, I'm in finance.

But my ancestors, they were cotton farmers.

During the war of Northern aggression.

You mean the Civil War.

Oh, yeah.

You know something? This could all be yours one day.

That's okay. I'm good.

And then we took a ride with that guy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no. No, wait.