Young Farts Trailer Parts

-I'm Jagger. -And I'm Dawson.

And we own Young Farts RV Parts.

We've been stripping trailers for years.

And we finally figured out the fastest way to get the parts out of these things.

Three, two, one...

-Holy shit, here we go. -Here we go.

Well, holy fuck, and just like that, we got all these parts!

And they came out better than I coulda done

with my own two hands!

Is your fridge fucked?

Well, now you can buy this pristine fridge.

Is your stove fucked? Well, now, you can't buy this stove.

Water pump fucked?

-Not a problem. Here she is. -

So if you need some half fucked, not so fucked parts...

Come shop with us and get some explosive ass deals.

-Morning, Dory. - Good morning, Cam.

- Another day in paradise. -Oh, you know it, buddy.

-Morning, Tressa! -Good morning!

Mom, are you here?

-Good morning, Mom! -Good morning, how are you?

- How you doing? -Good, good, thanks.

Oh, the story of my life, it's always a little bit too small.

Yeah, just kind of let me... just shoot me the pictures,

I'll take a peek and we'll go from there.

We're heading into winter.

It's been a crazy summer.

We have to finish the Haunted Hike in a week.

And most importantly, we need the customers

to come to the Haunted Hike, so we gotta get customers.

-Good mornin'. -Good mornin'.

What are you doing with the Ricky?

Well, I'm in charge of him today here, so.

- Hi, Ricky. -What are you up to?

Just working on the Haunted Hike shit.

How are ticket sales?

They're all right, but like, I don't know.

It's hard to know. If all we've got is the sign out front,

then nobody's gonna come. So, I don't know.

-So, we get some advertising? - Yeah.

We're going to run some ads.

To be quite honest, if the Haunted Hike isn't successful,

not only does that destroy the Haunted Hike,

it also destroys Young Farts RV parts.

Like, we've dumped all our eggs into the Haunted Hike.

We had to buy the building, we had to pay for the stuff inside.

Maybe we could, I don't know, we could go on the local radios.

We've gotta drum up sales. It's all about advertising, marketing,

it brings us business, and it's just something we have to do.

Uh, what else can we do?

- -Oh, shit.

Hello? Yeah, yeah, I'm heading out soon, I'll be there soon.

Bye. I totally forgot I got that pick-up today,

so that means you gotta take care of Ricky today.

-Me? -I'll be gone a couple hours.

- You're not taking your son? -I'll be back.

Say, I'm gonna write down some shit for ya, it's super easy, he's just a baby.

This isn't my son, Dawson, this is your son.

No, I know, but you're Unc, man.

If I can do it, you can do it, man.

Basically... feed him.

If you feed him, he's gotta burp.

Change his diaper, don't let him cry.

-That sounds like a Tamagotchi. -

It's a spitting image.

- Okay. -Like a fish in a tank.

-Okay. -All right. Have fun, man.

'Kay, good luck with the pickup. I hope you believe in me.

-Have fun with your nephew. -

Holy fuck, Rick. It's just me and you today, it looks like.

What the fuck?

Jagger has never spent any alone time with a baby

or with Ricky.

Ever.

- - It's right there.

I think Jagger will be a great uncle

when Ricky gets to a certain age, but right now...

Am I doing this... right?

-Nobody's giving me any input here. -

Oh my God, I would love to be a fly on the wall

to see Jagger babysit.

You ready? You ready?

Oh yeah, hang out with Uncle.

I think I'm stuck.

Ricky, I think I'm stuck.

I feel nervous about babysitting because nobody is there to help me.

Let's go get some work done. Let's get some shit done, Rick.

Okay, Ricky, this is our warehouse.

Check this out, Ricky.

Trying to get the Haunted Hike a-boomin'. Kinda like going and starting a job

and you have no idea what you're even doing there.

Hmm...

What's going on here?

And nobody's told you nothing.

And then you're sitting there going, what the fuck?

And now people are mad, and they're yelling, and that's scary.

Nice. Comfy.

Now, you fall asleep, 'cause I gotta go for a smoke.

I don't know, do I just... Yeah, I can't smoke near you.

What do I do there?

Ricky?

- Hello! - How's it going?

Hey, boys, how's it goin'?

- Good! -Good to see you guys again.

Nice to see ya!

I think the radio ad's gonna boost our sales.

It's gonna get to every Vegrevillian

because as soon as you cross the Vegreville border,

you can only listen to this station.

I think they have weird blockers set up, so I don't know what they've done there.

Bang up job, and our ad's definitely gonna get everyone in Vegreville.

Nobody outside of Vegreville.

Has to go a couple of towns over. They might hear it in Harry Hill.

I don't know if they'd hear it in Two Hills.

They might have it in Two Hills? I think Lavoy will hear it.

All right, well, gentlemen, any time you're ready.

It's recording?

Oggity boogity boo! The Haunted Hike is coming to town.

You're gonna maybe... shit your pants!

-It's so scary in here! -You can't say shit on the radio!

Guys, we gotta keep the swears down.

Swears no-go for the radio?

- Fuck, I'm sorry. -Just, mmm...

We're at Baba's house...

- We're at Baba's house. -Exactly! Yes!

Oggity boogity boo! The Haunted Hike is back in town!

It's happening every weekend in October, and holy shit!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Oh, jeez.

I'm at Baba's house, where are you? The bar?

I don't think we actually try with our marketing.

I think it's literally just us having fun.

If people hate it, they hate it. If they like it, they like it.

Dawson, I think I pooped my pants, it's that scary.

I think that I peed my pants, Jagger,

-I'm terrified. -It stinks, Dawson. It stinks.

It's wet, Jagger, come on down to the Haunted Hike

this October running every week and buy your tickets.

Please support us we need some money.

That seemed a little graphic at points there.

Oh...

-Our marketing is just us. - Yeah.

I gotta say, honestly. It's just us.

-Pleasure. -Just make sure if you can

on your editing, you can add some spooky ghouls or something.

Oh, there'll be plenty of sound effects. We'll add to the wetness.

- To the wetness... -Yeah.

Fuckin' nailed it in there.

Yeah, this is highway frontage, man.

Oh, this is looking good.

-Looking good. -This is a beautiful spot.

I think the billboard is fantastic advertising.

I think it's gonna do us so good.

It's on the side of the highway, on a busy high-traffic area.

It's a sure shot to bring people to the Haunted Hike.

That's perfect.

Holy...

Oh, jeez.

'Kay, well how big is this thing?

Okay, let me get up on your shoulders.

-Hold her steady. -Dawson....

I'm gonna throw out my back.

- -

This is unsafe.

This better be worth it.

We better get at least 10 ticket sales outta this fuckin'

-back-breaking scenario here. - Holy fuck.

What do you think about the size?

Uh...

-That's a hard read. -You don't like?

I think the size coulda been a little bigger.

But it's good enough. I thought my wiener was big,

that sign's knocked it outta the park.

It is what we got and we got what we have.

It's a billboard on the side of the road. What the fuck else are you looking at

in Alberta when you're driving? You see this fucking derelict

motor home on the side with two boys on a shitter

saying there's a haunted house? That's advertising.

That sounds interesting.

Have you ever come across a billboard like that?

I haven't.

'Kay, we got some potential customers.

Okay, here we go. Oh...

-Oh! -

You'll shit your pants if you come.

Woo-hoo!

-Nice. -That coulda been 80 bones there.

-More. More. -120.

- How's it going? - Ah... it's going good.

I'm tired, exhausted...

Tired of us just being here and everyone else being somewheres else.

Yeah, us, just workin' and...

We just think it's, yeah, so...

That's okay. We'll get it done and it's just temporary, right?

I have not been involved in the Haunted Hike this year

-because I... -

We were done.

I have too many other things on my plate.