Round Da Way (Lascars)

''Say La Vee'' by De La Soul.

We're gonna have..

some good holidays bro! -Gimme, I deal with it.

-What the fuck ? You're gonna scare them, nigga face

They know me man. I'll take care of it.

Do you ?

Just like you did with the Rastas ?

-No need to bring back old stories nobody remembers

Come on, cheer up !

The only important thing is we're gonna have some sweet time

Oh, my...

Oh, my shoes

My shoes

-Here it is ! In three days, we're in Santo Rico,

under the tropics !

-Santo Rico... You checked ? ''Svanto Vlitko''.

In Zoldavia ! -Shit

Those bastards're gonna set this straight -Let me deal with it, Tony.

No, not possible, sorry.

Special sale : Svanto Vlitko.

Non negotiable.

Special sale : Svanto Vlitko. Special sale.

-You think you can fuck with us like that ?

You don't know who I am, do you?

I'm a crazy motherfucker!

Put the grandfather

Put him

Put him

It's all dirty

Why did you break grandfather ?

You going to see !

*For the H.O.M.I.E.S*

*All the same. No stress, let it go and nod.

H.O.M.I.E.S

*All the same. No stress, let it go and nod.

*The kind of guys you want to avoid*

*Some of them are gold and others are bullshit*

*In the manners, in the habits*

*I hit the road from north to south*

*Push up the volume, I take care of the flow*

*Hey, failures*

*For the H.O.M.I.E.S*

Homies No holidays for true men

-Did you need to go all batshit crazy with the man ashtray?

I was negotiating. -Come on Jos챕,

Damn, they need to show some respect.

They'll know you don't fuck with the Dream Team. Street credibility man!

Yeah, great...

Now with your bullshit, we're stuck here for the summer.

-I'll find us something, and in two days

..we're on our way to..

..to the tro... to the tropics with J.O.S.E...

-I'm out of here, see you tomorrouw. -Oh come on...

Don't be pissed Things gonna be allright

Gonna be shit, yeah

Thanks, I'm done.

Hey, Jojo !

Think positive. You're part of the Dream Team, aren't you ?

Stop it, Tony.

-Here are the beggars bros. What's up ?

So ?

You got your tickets ?

-Of course we do. What do you think?

We leave in two days.

I'm going home.

Jose ! Don't worry !

We'll make it ! Do you hear ?

-He's a cracker. He fucked up.

They'll get their tan in the staircase -Near the letterboxes

While we'll be on a pedalo Like kings.

-I don't even know why I'm talking to you Go with your pedalo shit

I'm more of a jet-ski guy.

..1 200 cm3.

I'm a businessman. I don't do your cheap tourist stuff.

-Hey, man See you in two days..

..in Santo Rico !

You cracker!

And wash yourself !

You stink like an ashtray !

Ho, stumpy stump !

Cousin, you're going to miss your plane

There's no plane, Jenny.

What? You're not leaving?

What you're gonna do ?

Dunno. Maybe work the album

-Work the album... And not do anything for the whole summer

With Bullshiter Tony

-Come on, cousin. Even if I don't fly to south america,

..Really think I'm staying here touching my..

What's wrong with you ? -You've been crashing here for 3 months !

I'm fed up seeing you here..

..looting the fridge !

Family or not, You need to find a job, now !

-A job... There's no job. I'd know if it was the case.

No job?

The father of my friend Cl챕mence is looking for someone to tinker

-Cl챕mence... the hot blonde? Rich girl ?

Yes.

-She's with someone ? -That's not the point.

So ?

Yes... How much does he pay ?

I call her.

And don't embarasss me, ok ? -Don't worry, cousin

I'll represent the Frelates

-Baby, you're a tigress

A true athlete

You ready ? I have to go, for business.

When can I see you ?

-Well I don't know. I'll call you, send some texts...

But I have to go Manuella. -Please, 15 minutes more

So I can put my make up.

-I leave the keys on the door. You'll put them in the mailbox.

And my kiss ?

-Farid, what do you want as a souvenir ?

Santorican pussy hair?

-That's wrong. That's wrong talking like that.

-See you guys Keep it up!

We'll send photos

Let's go, cab !

SANTO RlCO !

-Yeah, go grab some AIDS under the tropics, damn show off.

-You know what? Santo Rico sucks, it's for cheap ass people.

No holidays for true men.

Damn bastards !

The worker !

What do you mean..

no business class seat ?! Tell your boss the Caiman islands...

..are not the only place where I can... Yes, the Lichtenstein, exactly.

So do your job, if you want me to work with you.

Yes, I'll handle your case.

Here you are.

-Jos챕 Frelate. -Judge Santi챕pi.

My daughter told me..

you were the best in your field.

-Let's say... -Anyway, an emergency awaits

-I'll be back in one week. Enough time for you..

to build my Norwegian sauna. -What ?

-A Norwegian sauna. Try not to disappoint me.

I won't.

Ah, my Tikiwinki.

He's a bit woozy right now. Isn't he cute?

Careful to close the doors when you leave.

And take good care of my Tikiwinki.

OK.

Simple insurance.

If anything would happen to my house, or if you involve any third party

I'll turn your life into a judiciary hell .

Cheer up! And see you.

''Stand clear'' by Adam F featuring M.O.P.

What's your name ?

... Tony Merguez.

Listen to me Tony.

I never let anyone borrow from me.

But since you know my cousin I make an exception.

You have one week. Look at me

That means seven days, no more.

-One week? I make the deal tonight. In 2 days, I'm in Santo Rico.

Jet-ski, Latinas, Chicas

I don't care about your life.

-You'll find the dope in the bin. In a yellow bag. 10 pounds.

10? But we said 4

Well, you're right.

10 is better than 4.

Fuck, It stinks like hell in here !

Yellow bag...

Is that yellow?

Here it is !

I found it !

The dope bag.

SANTO RICO !

Can you believe it, mate ?

In less than 8 hours, we're at the playa

Hey, bro...

Don't you smell it? I smell some pussy.

Santorican

..pussy !

-Where do you think you are? Behind the yellow line !

-Come on man, we cool. -We didn't see, calm down.

-Empty your pockets, don't keep people waiting.

Who ? him?

Or I ?

-''Look at me in the eyes, when I talk to you''

You want to play it that way?

-Now you're going to shut up and follow me.

We in custody ?

I didn't steal anything so I don't give a shit..

..I keep my belt and my shoelaces, and fuck you.

-This is not custody sir. -Hey asshole, don't touch me !

They had it coming.

Yes ?

-Tell me, Is the judge here?

And you are ?

-Maurice Moctar Guignard, MMG, stage director. He's waiting for me.

-He's not here. -I'll wait inside.

Something to drink would be great.

-Santiepi Mansion, hello. *-Is Guignard here ?

The filmmaker ? Yes, just came in.

-Shut up Frelate. Maurice Guignard is no filmmaker

*He's a small-time offender I'm trying to help.

He's going to work with you to build the sauna.