The Collector (Inkasso)

SHARKS

There must be some mistake. No one has mentioned collegial indifferences.

Ask anyone. I'm the best salesman.

You're good, Laura. But I have to fire you.

- Why? - I'm sure you know why.

No.

A lot of money has disappeared from the expense account.

- What does that have to do with me? - You had access.

- Sune, I'm not a thief. - You and I have sole access, Laura.

I won't listen. And I won't work here if people don't trust me. I resign.

- Be glad we don't report you. - I have three months' notice.

I have to ask you. Is this because I won't fuck you?

- No. - I bloody well thought so.

- No, for Christ's sake. - You're a creep. Bloody disgusting.

Yuck!

500 kroner on the old lady crossing first.

- What? - The old lady before the kid.

500. Before the light turns green. It's the final heat.

Mrs. Zimmerframe is out in front, followed closely by the homeboy.

Funky homeboy is trying to pass. Yes! Mrs. Zimmerframe is an old pro.

- I just won 500. Good for me. - Watch where you're going!

I can teach a beginners' class.

I can float like a butterfly!

Have you ever seen a butterfly? It flies like it drank a bottle of vodka.

Now what?

- You owe us money, Willy. - You can't just come barging in.

- I'm doing business. - Fine. Here's a business tip.

The next time you need money, don't go to Holger, go to the bank.

They may ask dumb questions, but afterwards you can fuck them over.

- I'm not fucking anyone over. - They just send you a letter.

- But Holger sends us. - Things haven't...

- You said I couldn't box. - I was talking to him.

- I gave him a right cross. - You did not. It wasn't a right cross.

You used your left. So it wasn't a right cross.

- No teaching for you. - Beginners don't learn a right cross.

- They just jump rope, man. - Fine!

Skalle? Skalle, for Christ's sake.

- Skalle! - Okay. Enough, Willy.

You've got till tomorrow. Come on, Kaje.

You're fucking crazy, man! He was strangling me!

It's no use floating like a butterfly if you can't sting like a bee.

- But I do. - No, you don't.

Has someone taken my owl?

Christ, Laura. You can't bet on the dogs with a stuffed owl.

- It's worth a lot of money. - So your winnings will be 500 owls?

Lend me a thousand. I'm feeling lucky.

Nope. Your account is closed.

Look. Here's a check in American dollars that's worth 15,000. Take it.

- No way. - Then I'll cash it in the bank.

Regards to your consultant.

- What the hell are you up to? - I just won 15,000.

That's my machine. I put a lot of into it, so technically that's my money.

- Not yours. - What?

- It's my machine. - Harry, who owns this machine?

Leave me out of this. Laura, remember your eagle.

You don't play on other people's machines.

I'll remember that. Chocolate milk all round. 15,000!

You can't do that! You cheated me, you fucking dumb-ass machine!

Take that!

- Move! - What the hell's going on?

- So is Holger upstairs? - Why?

- What? - Why?

Tonny, shut up. Is he upstairs?

Watch your language. I was polite to you.

- Is he up there? - Why? Go on up, Claus.

I'm thinking of signing that band. What do you think?

I know nothing about music.

People in the business aren't the only ones that can spot a hit.

It's really up to the audience. So what do you think?

- It's good. - Okay, boys!

Shut up for a minute.

- From the restaurant guy? - Yes. That's all he had.

Yes. I'd hate to be paid a visit from you.

I was thinking that I should pay what I owe you.

Oh, you've got money for me. How much did that boxing place cost?

- 225,000. - 225,000.

I borrowed 100,000 from you, and I've paid it.

Give me 30 grand in interest, and that's the end of it. Alright?

If you get the restaurant guy and the gambler to pay -

I'll only take 20% of your take.

- 20%? Forever? - It's a bloody good deal.

Play!

By the way, I disagree. That song is crap.

- Your deal with Holger is cool. - It's shitty.

As long as I owe Holger, this place will never be mine.

- Welcome to Claus' Gym. - Is that the name?

It's stupid. It's that S. Clauses Gym.

- It's with an apostrophe. - Why not call it Skalle's Gym?

- Because my name is Claus. - It's stupid. It doesn't sound cool.

- What would you suggest? - Kaje and Skalle's Gym.

- You can't even box. - Can too!

- Can too! - Cannot.

No, I'm doing this on my own.

Knock it off, man.

- How much are we collecting? - No idea. Look in the book.

Christ!

Go around, you fat fuck!

- Let me just park this heap. - Don't bother.

Idiot!

- Andersen... - Just go in. The door's open.

See.

God! I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

- Are you sure? - I'm fine.

- Can I help you? - I said I'm fine.

- Is it Soren? - My name is Claus.

Yes, but is it Soren you're looking for?

- I think so. - Okay. He's not home.

- Are you sure? - Yes. Of course I am.

- Can I give him a message? - Yes. Tell him he owes us money.

- Soren? - Need help?

No, I'm just toasting the bread. 400 says the left one pops up first.

Yes! The French bread came first! I won. You owe me 400.

- That's nice, dear. - Yes. You owe me 400.

- Let's eat. - I'll be right there.

1000 says the whole-wheat in the third slot pops up first. Now!

- Are you coming soon? - In a minute. I'm really behind.

Okay, I'm bushed anyway.

You go ahead and finish whatever you're doing.

Good morning.

Hi!

What are you doing?

- Why aren't you at work? - I had a cancellation.

- So when are you off? - In a minute. Unfortunately.

- What are you watching? - You scared me!

- What is that? - I'm looking for a weather forecast.

I have to check the weather for work. Can you find it?

- No. Aren't you going to work? - Not till later.

It's like that almost every day now.

- Is there something wrong? - No.

I just can't find that damn forecast. It's irritating.

Thanks.

What?

- I just want you to be happy. - I am.

Good.

I'm off.

- Do you want a cheese kiss? - Yes. Bye.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

- Should I thrash that gambler woman? - Woman? No, I'll do it.

Say that bit about the bank. It sounds cool.

You owe us money.

Hey! You owe us money!

The next time you refuse to pay back a loan, go to the bank.

If you miss a payment, they send you a nice little letter.

Are you finished now? Why don't you break this?

Or how about this?

More? Come here.

What about all this? Here's some more.

There we go. There's still plenty. What do we have here?

A DVD player. Where are you going? Take a look!

- Did you get the money? - Let's go.

- What happened? Did you get it? - She's crazy. Just go.

- Drive. She's a nutcase. - Fuck her. Let's rob an armored car.

Are you mentally prepared to defend your title as world champion?

Can you read what this says? Champion of the world. That's me.

- How have you prepared mentally? - I've studied his moves on video.

Claus, do you have a minute?

I hear you don't like the work I give you.

- Are you wasting your time? - A little.

You should be fucking glad you're allowed to work here.

You're only here to show the others what happens to slackers.

- I've been sober for two years. - That could have been you.

- What do you think of Omar? - He has a good technique.

He's an idiot. No self-discipline. No respect for anything.

His American trainer went home.

- He's overrated if you ask me. - Why?

He hasn't had a strong opponent since he won the title. He's sloppy.

His punches are too predictable.

So I guess you wouldn't be his trainer.

Are you asking me to be the champion's trainer?

Yeah, but since he's overrated, you'd rather sweep the floors.

He's has a good technique.

- Hey! Wait a minute... - Okay. That'll do.

- Two more days. - Too late. Stick your finger out.

- Stop it, Kaje. - I don't give a fuck.

I said stop it. You owe Holger money. When will he get it?

Thanks.

Holger?

- You know I'm going to be a trainer? - Has your gym already opened?

No, not yet. I've been offered to be Omar Halim's trainer.

- The world champion. - Awesome. Congratulations.

It's legit, so I can't keep this job.

- You make me sound like a gangster. - I didn't mean to.

Haven't I always helped you with money when you were broke?

- Been patient about the payments? - Yes, but...

I'd like to keep the two separate, since it's my boxing club.

Then pay what you owe me. Play!

Can I have a payment plan?

- You don't want that. - I do.

- No. - Yes.

Remember that client you visited last week?

- With the bad habit? - Yes.

He has a payment plan. He owes less than you.

Didn't he end up in the hospital? I'd hate to be paid a visit by you.

- I'll get you the money. - No.

I'll rob a gas station. They're loaded.

- They don't even take 1000 notes. - They do.

- A 7-11? - Shut up.

Ramming a car in a storefront?

We've had a burglary. They stole all my CD's and watches.

- They were worth a fortune. - Flip the switch.