Adventure Time

All right, guys,

hammer all these safety signs around this dungeon hole.

I've got to jet off on my swan

to take care of some royal junk.

You got it, Princess.

Whatever you want, mama.

Bubblegum, away!

Ow. Ow. Ow.

There.

That's the last sign, Jake.

Now no one will ever go down this hole ever.

Probably a lot of dangerous, awesome stuff down this hole.

I better go take a look.

Don't, dude.

For you see...

that's the secret entrance

to the dungeon of the crystal eye.

Whoa.

Legend has it that the eye rests

in the deepest chamber of this accursed dungeon.

Man, we shouldn't even be ta"ing about it...

'cause it's lunchtime.

The crystal eye.

I want to meet this dungeon.

Maybe after lunch.

Eh, I'll skip lunch.

Just catch up to me when you finish.

- Yeah, right. - What?

Without the aid of my magnificent powers...

Huh? Huh? You'd get killed down there.

Hey, I can do things without you!

You want to bet I can't?

Nope.

Come get your sandwich.

Listen to Jake, Finn.

He only wants what's best for ...

Aah! Help me!

Aah!

Come put her out of her misery, dude!

We are betting!

I bet that I'll get that crystal eye

and be back within 11 minutes!

Ready set go!

I better go after him.

No, Jake.

Stay here... With me.

Oh, my.

Dungeons!

Chambers!

Whoa! Evil creatures!

Treasure chests!

Whoo!

Doorways!

Traps! Yah!

I'm in my eleme-e-e-e-e-e-nt!

Huh?

Meow?

Oh!

Mroooooow...

Oh?

Whoa!

Somebody come pick up your freaky cat!

Greetings...

Frank the human boy.

How did you almost know my name?!

I have approximate knowledge of many things.

For instance, I know that I am possibly going to slay you

and munch on your eyeballs.

Heh. Yeah, right.

That sounds like idiot ta...

You're trespassing on my dungeon, manling.

And I am the thing...

you should be afraid of.

You can't hurt me!

I'm a radical boy on a mission for the crystal eye!

I'm going to unzip your skin

and wear you like a little coat.

Unzip this!

Ha!

Bleep! Oof!

Yeow!

Now you die!

- Aah! - Wait a second.

Is that dog smell?!

You... you have a dog with you?

I'm out of here!

Yeah, right! Good excuse!

Slaps. That cat was kicking my buns.

And it might have finished my buns

if it weren't for Jake's stank.

Dang it, Jake!

I'll get that crystal eye on my own!

With my own odors.

Pressing on! Let's see.

No to skeletal-remains door.

Whoa!

No to giant monster mouth door.

Oh! Giant key door it is!

If Jake was here,

he could stretch his hand into a key and open it.

Yeah! Key hand!

Ouch.

Hey. What the jug is that?

Oh, sweet! The key!

Ugh!

Jelly cube?!

Come on!

Give it to me!

Don't flaunt it if you're not gonna give it up!

Unh!

I'll never get that crystal eye!

No.

No, I just got to stay pumped.

Pump it up! Pump it up!

Whoo! Whoo!

Shake it, shake it!

Whoa! Oof!

Steady, Finn.

This place is probably more creeped out of you

than you are of it.

Hup!

Halt!

Come no further, adventurer!

For you see, none can defeat... the bucket knight!

Okay. Then I won't fight you.

No! You must challenge me to...

Hey, cutie, do you know how to get the crystal eye from here?

Yes, it's through that door over there, but...

- Thanks! - Hey!

You can't pass through that door without battling me!

Yes, I can!

Because I'm huge compared to you!

Just add water and...

exponential growth!

Aw, buckets.

Now activate thine own powers,

and we shall engage in thrilling single combat!

Heh, thing is...

I don't really have any powers.

I see.

Aaaaaaaah!

Dang it! Jake wouldn't be running!

He'd grow all big.

And sock you right in the nose hole!

Whoa! Aah!

Aw, nutzoids!

Haaah!

Come on!