Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don 't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don 't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

Oh! Lone Teacher!

"Tomobiki High School"

"Tomobiki High School" This is it...

That hit the spot!

Heh, just an old tomcat...

H...He's good...

S...S...So's this!

"Principal's Office"

Here's the money you requested-

Please complete your mission-

Leave it all to me, Sanjuro Kuribayashi...

authorized by the Ministry of Education ...

and referred by Trump-Card Teachers Co-, Ltd-!

That class is the cancer of our school! Please set it to rights!

I look forward to your success!

Now that I'm here, this class will change completely!

So, how do you do!

It's a new teacher!

The man looks kind of rough, doesn't he...

Kinda creepy- Let's come back later-

Hey, Lum, wait up!

You bozos all look like your heads are brainless!

Stop laughing, you numbskulls!

Teacher! I wonder if smoking in class is appropriate...

Yeah, Mendou! Way to go, you stud! More, more!

Why, Teach? Mendou's the one who talked back to you!

Because you've got an UGLY face, that's why!

Just because I was born handsome, others are suffering...

This... sinful face of mine...

should be crushed! Crushed!

What's he doing?

What's he doing? You're obnoxious!

You're obnoxious!

Jerk! You're obnoxious!

Jerk!

Jerk! Mendou is so sensitive!

Mendou is so sensitive!

Oh, Mendou, please stop! Mendou is so sensitive!

Yes! Your face doesn't belong only to you!

Oh, that's right! It was my fate to be born handsome-

Geez, but that hurts!

Geez, but that hurts! Mendou!

Mendou!

It's all right- Please don't worry- Mendou!

Sheesh, look at him ham it up!

Listen, I can't stand ugly people, male or female-

And I won't ever tolerate anyone whom I can't stand!

If you're ugly, all you can do is let your inferiority complex grow!

What?! Ugly, ugly, ugly... look who's talking!

Let me tell you: what's important for high-school students is...

Listen up! What's important for high-school students is this!

If you have energy enough to talk back to your teacher...

you can totally devote that energy towards study and sports!

Moroboshi! Run faster! One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four...

Damn! Kuribayashi, you bastard... how can I run faster pulling this garbage?

Hi!

I've told you over and over again, I don't let students talk back to me!

Darling!

Darling!

What happened here?!

Just what happened here?!

A...Ask him...

Teacher! What're you doing to my Darling?

I won't let you pick only on Darling anymore!

We're going, Darling! Don't listen to any teacher who's like this!

Say what?! Do you have to show off, even at a place like this?!

Of course! We're a married couple!

Married...?

You witch! Space freak! Invader!

I can see her... No, I can't... I can see her...

Oh no, I'm too scared to go any further!

My heart is bursting for her... Lum-

The Lolita Complex, commonly called "Lolicon-"

Tis an ailment of the soul in grown-up men, wherein...

they fall for beautiful, young girls... Let us pray-

I can see her... I can't...

I can see her... I can't!

Damn! This is allbecause of thatpunk, MoroboshiAtaru!

I won't forgive him for keeping my darling Lum all to himself!

I'm going to beat him up... beat, beat, beat, andjust beat him up!

OW!

Starting today, you're an eraser!

Starting today, you're an eraser! Why?!

Why?!

Starting today, you're a mop! Why?!

Starting today, you're a mop!

Starting today, you're a mop! But why?!

But why?!

Starting today, you're a bat! But why?!

Starting today, you're a bat!

Starting today, you're a bat! WHY?!

A trampoline!

A basketball!

Kuribayashi is going to kill me someday!

That's strange! He's very nice to me!

See! He gave me all these presents!

I told him I wanted to give him something in return...

and he said he'd like a picture of me, so I let him take one-

Your... photo?

Your photo, huh!

Lum...

Oh, it's just a cat!

Eh? What's that in your mouth?

What?!

Over here! There you go!

It's... nice weather, isn't it...

Yup, very nice-

I was overjoyed to get your letter, to read that...

that you... well, want to date me, too!

Teacher, come closer!

Uh, yes...

Lum... are you happy to be with me?

I'm extremely happy!

This is what life is all about! This is youth!

"Don't get so fidgety...!"

Lum...

Teacher, let's go some place fun!