Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

The Season For Goodbyes

Subtitles: Arigon

"Before I wish upon the graceful flower..."

"the petals drift away in the zephyrs of spring."

It's so beautiful... that it's almost frightening.

Is this to your liking, Miss Shinobu?

I have a policy of venturing into this garden only once a year.

As soon as the season arrives...

I visit this Cherry Blossom Garden in just this way.

"The sound of the bells of Gion Shouja..."

"carries the haunting tune of impermanence."

Whatcha doing to me?! I'm a festival dancer! Leggo!

All clear! It was just a piece of garbage.

Everybody back to your stations!

That bogus priest... popping out of nowhere without warning!

Darling!

Yo, Megane, could you hang out with me for a little bit?

Hate to tell ya, but my schedule is totally stacked, so... See ya!

Unhand me! I don't want people to get the wrong idea!

Will you listen to me, Megane? It's really important.

Fine... Perm!

Cancel all my appointments for the rest of the day! Got that?

Hey, Ataru...

I know it sounds strange...

but whenever I come to a place full of kids, and eat octopus balls...

I feel very relaxed, for some reason.

Actually, me too. Ah, the zesty whiff of this cheap sauce!

And so...?

Well...

You're giving up?! What?!

Yeah. I've been thinking about it for a long time now...

I think it's about time, you know.

B...But!

B...But! Look, listen...

Every one of us has what's called a "fate."

Even if this fate had led me to where I am now...

to be honest, the current situation that I'm in is too great a burden.

Ataru... Is he seriously thinking about giving up on Lum?!

I bet there are men who'd love to be in my shoes...

but, people just don't realize how hard it is.

Oh... I see.

But, then, I have to be honest and say...

that it does have its good features, or benefits, if you will...

I'm not gonna deny that.

But... because that's the case, I've given a lot of thought...

to the question of who will be my successor.

Your... su...successor?!

Yeah. Because of the way things have turned out...

it would be irresponsible for me to just leave everything up in the air.

Mendou would probably accept in an instant, but...

he's the LAST person I want taking over for me.

I know. I agree with you.

But then, Perm and Kakugari are just whiners...

and Chibi is just out of question...

and then, all the other guys in our class are all equally inadequate.

So, I was thinking that... maybe you would be willing to give it a shot?

Me?

What do you say? I don't think it's such a bad idea.

Considering all your qualities, maybe you'd be better at it than I am!

How 'bout it, Megane? I know it's short notice and all...

but I'm asking you this after having agonized over it for the past week...

Would you become my successor?

No way! No way!

So that's it! So that's it, Ataru! So that's how it is, I see!

Thanks for asking me, man!

Mendou? Perm? Kakugari? Chibi? Ha!

What can you expect from a rich snob who only understands money and power?!

What can you expect from a boring bunch who only value well-being and goodwill?!

Human beings are not about money! Nor power! Nor body either!

It's about heart and soul... the worthy understanding nurtured by passion!

And, THAT'S what makes love possible! THAT'S what makes all men brothers!

I'll do it, Ataru! And, I'll do it, in return for your trust in me!

Even if you die, watch me from Heaven! I won't let you down!

Hey, another minced meat pie for my man, please!

Tomorrow is Sunday... but as I recall, we have a study group in the afternoon.

As soon as that's over, I'm going to get up and let everyone know.

Well, then... see you tomorrow.

Yeah.

Ataru!

Got any regrets?

It's better this way... better for everyone.

YAHOO!

I did it! At last! At last!

At last, my day has come! Long have I waited for this day!

Starting tomorrow, Lum will... Lum will be mine! All mine!

This is... This is a major problem!

If Ataru is really serious about leaving Lum...

then the classroom balance of power will be shattered!

Then, once Lum is free, the one who will be closest to her is...

Oh!

No way! It can't be!

It's UNFORGIVABLE!

Lum...

Huh? What is it, Darling?

How long has it been since you've come to our house?

Hmm... About a year and a half? Why, is something wrong?

Oh, nothing...

You know, Lum...

for a long time, there's been something I've wanted to talk to you about.

Well...

Oh, Darling.

Darling... Watch it! You're spilling it all over!

There's a lot left, so take your time to eat.

Miss Lum! Oh, Miss Lum!

You have no idea how long I've been thinking about you!

How many sleepless nights have I spent, thinking of you as a fine flower...

forever beyond my grasp, no matter how hard I tried to reach you?!

But... But those hard times will be over, after tonight!

Miss Lum! Er... I'm sure that you've heard it all from Ataru.

Yes. I'm looking forward to it all!

Oh, my! Me too! Me too!

Mr. Megane... It's so silly for you to be so formal!

Oh? Really?

M...Miss Lum!

No! I want you to call me "Lum!"

Oh! But...well... errr... Lum!

Mr. Megane!

Lum! Lum! Lum!

Arghh! Die! Die Die Die!

Tomorrow, thou art slow coming!

Come right away, my life's true break of dawn! BEEP!

Come, Apollo, reveal yourself from across the horizon...

carry the Sun that will tell us of the bright future we seek!

I hate you, stars! I REALLY hate you, Moon!

Tomorrow, hurry! Hurry, hurry...!

I'm Megane, who has just begun to walk...

Boy, am I stoked or what?!

If what's making me burn with passion is through divine powers...

nay, even if it stems from the Devil...

I'll... I'll sacrifice everything for her, even unto the last drop of my blood!

"Who knows what love lurks in the hearts of men?" MlSS LUM!

Dobu-Salada: "Sewer Salad"