Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEl YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

you're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars a're twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don 't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! you're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don 't get so fidgety!

you're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

Mail from Space -- Ten Arrives!

Terrible! I sense something terrible happening to that cursed family!

It's truly awful!

What's the matter, Darling? Are you afraid of lightning?

Earthquakes, lightning, fire, girls! I'm not afraid of anything!

Darling! You really do love me! I'm so happy!

W ...Wait! Y ... You're mistaken!

Oh, it's nothing to be embarrassed about!

That unpleasant scream ...

Dear, looks like something is going to happen again today!

There's no way we can tolerate...

all these crazy things happening week after week!

He's still afraid of lightning, even at his age-

How embarrassing- After all, lightning bolts don't hit anything, anyway-

Oh, your father's stopped moving! Did he run out of energy?

Uh, something like that-

What the heck is this?

Heave!

This is a weird-looking package!

"To the Moroboshi Family... Nerima Ward-,,

Hey, Darling! Something's wrong with your father!

Huh?

I've still got a lot more mortgage payments to make!

Life sucks, doesn't it? ... Huh?

Come on, let's eat this quickly, while your father's still in shock-

I guess life sucks only for men-

It sure looks tasty!

Huh? Mmph!

What's wrong, Mom? The bathroom's over there-

You dummy! I can't budge the cutter!

Lemme help you out!

Push!

It can't be!

Momotaro: "Peach Boy,,, a mythical figure- Momotaro?!

This Earth sure's a scary planet!

Ten! Why, it's Ten! Hi! Come over here, Ten!

Lum!

Oh! You're quick!

Yeah!

You're fast!

Yeah!

You're slow! Just a dumb turtle comin' out of a peach!

Don't think ya can kid me, just 'cause I'm a kid!

What the hell are you, eh?

He's my cousin, Ten!

So, Lum, is this man your husband?

That's right-

Hmmm-

Lum's cousin?!

Hmm? What's that look on yer face!

Is that how you look at folks comin' all the way from beyond the Galaxy?!

I heard a rumor that Lum found a good husband on a planet called Earth ...

...so I said to myself, this I gotta see, and set out!

It was a long, hard voyage for a little kid!

Huh! So another obnoxious alien has arrived!

What! What's that look on yer face?!

It's obvious that Lum is too good for you!

So it wasn't worth comin' all this way to visit y'all-

Why... you little punk!

Why... you little punk! Oh, he's scaring me!

Stop it, Darling! You're dealing with a little child!

Stop it!

M ... Mom!

How could you even think about beating such a small child?!

How could you be such a loser?!

Hello, Miss!

Hello, Miss! My, how charming!

I wanna stay here with Lum for a little while-

Oh, you can stay here as long as you like!

Yo, Dad, can you take that?!

Besides Lum, that little punk's gonna be living in the house!

Yo, Dad!

Well, if it becomes necessary, you can get a job, too-

W ...What kind of family is this? What kind of mixed-up family is this?!

I'm gonna run away from home! Will that make you happy?!

Dammit!

How lonely I am! How could life be this lonely?

A're families supposed to be this way?!

How...How am I supposed to live from now on?

Oh, what a fateful meeting!

Shinobu, you're the only one I can share my life with!

What're you doing, Ataru?! Stop that, someone's watching!

Huh?!

I'm Lum's cousin, Ten!

What a cute baby! I'm Shinobu-

What a jerk! I'm Ataru-

Miss, you're very pretty!

Yo, why're you so nice to women, huh?

Leave me alone!

You're fast!

Oh, how cute!

Oh, how cute! Oooh! Fluffy! Fluffy!

Why, that punk... E ... Even I haven't gotten that far yet!

Now, let's see if you can fly over to Ataru, OK?

Huh?

Oh! What's the matter?

Oh, it's nothing, really- Now, Ten, come this way-

Go on, Ten!

You're fast!

You're fast-

How cute!

How cute-

Listen, you, how come you have to pretend to be so nice to me?

Now it's my turn!

Darling! What're you doing over there?! It's dinner time!

Hmm? lsn't that delicious? You're very good!

Whew! I'm stuffed! Thank you for this wonderful feast!

Why, Ten, you have such good manners!

Yup, I'm a good boy!

Thank you for this wonderful feast!

Peek-a-Boo!

Now, Ataru's Mommy and I have to clean up...

...so you go play with Darling! OK?

I'm gonna be straight with you-

What about?

I'm worried about Lum, so I have no choice but to stay here-

If you want Lum to be happy, then get out of her life!

Ow!

For a person like you, Lum is pearls cast before swine!

D ...Dad!

Crying on your father's shoulders won't do any good, pal!

Don't you act like a baby, you moron!

You little punk!

Why, Ataru, what's the matter?

You punk! I won't let you get away with this!

Ten! You and me! Man-to-man!

You never learn, do you, you fool!

Lum! Help me!

Lum! Help me! Come back here!

What's wrong, Ten?

What's wrong, Ten? Get out of my way!

Help!