Scared Stiff (小生夢驚魂 / Xiao sheng meng jing hun) (小生夢驚魂)

It's my pleasure to see you home

It's late. You should go home

Won't you even invite me to a coffee?

I live alone; it's inconvenient

Some other day okay

Okay

Bye-bye

Superman

Things are getting out of control

Who cares?

We must leave a good impression

Go home and take a cold shower

Bye-bye

Mable, it's you

It's us, not me

You?

Cindy, Judy, what are you doing here?

What do you expect between men and girls?

No! Don't!

What do you mean?

We're fed up with this

We must do it tonight

Why?

Because we love you

We must break your Arch of Chastity

We must deflower you

This can't be forced on one

So I've brought a chopper

Trying to rape?

That's right

No other choice?

Yes, two choices

First: Rape before killing

Second: Kill before raping

It makes no difference

Your only choice is to choose one first of us

Which one first makes no difference

Me, first

Nobody said that

Right

Are you trying to compete with me?

Sure, why not?

Me, first Me, first

Stop that!

What difference does it make?

Why not?

You think you're Superman?

I'm a man, not a Superman

Don't worry, Someone will concede

It's me

So it's you

I've heard everything

I've come to rescue you

Hurry up

She's armed. Run quick!

We're like brothers

I can't leave you behind

Let's be killed together

or be raped together

No way

It won't work

Let me bear it for you. Go now

Miao, I've long waited for such a chance

Miao, Miao

Go now

Don't be a nuisance

Miao

Cindy

Mable, Julie, you're really nice

Get up

What are you doing?

What did you do last night?

I was dreaming

I told you not to dream when I did

It's not good for you to enter my dreams

Only a coincidence

Last night was not bad

But for me, you'd have lost your chastity

What good is chastity?

Couldn't you save me after I was raped?

Next time I'll save you

after you get raped

Right

Luckily I didn't let my favorite one go in

or I'd have suffered

You mean Janice?

How do you know?

I met her before I rescued you

Don't tell me you did that with her

It's one of those things

What would a man and a girl in a car do?

So you took away all the 4 girls

Likely to make love with me

What about our friendship?

Only a dream

A dream represents one's real desire

You're doing me injustice

You even dreamed of being raped

This shows your inferiority complex

What? My inferiority complex? Right

You're hitting me

So what? You insulted my girl friend

and myself

Say 'sorry'

Sorry. You say 'sorry' too

Sorry

Time to go out

Mr. Tseng

Please

No need. I'll take a taxi

Why don't you use your own car?

You must be up to something

Get in first

What on earth are you up to?

How's it?

One 7:30 ticket, another 9:00

So nice?

Why two performances?

You may fall asleep

So you must see it twice

Anything good to take home?

Glad you understand

The old rule

the old rule again?

Of course, we're brothers

It's my only chance to know a girl

You never change

Why are you ringing the bell?

It's my symbol of identity

It shows I have an amah

Master., you're back

Which country is he from?

Made in Hong Kong with Japanese parts

A robot

You're smart. Sit down

They say shapely girls are dumb, but you're not Hell with you

Robot, bring tea

It's cute

Don't push the button at random

What will happen?

I warned you against it

Tick

This will do

Damn, my dress is all wet

Never mind

The robot will wipe it for you

I'll wipe it for you

Why?

Calm down

You're a robot

Master, sorry

Lend me a dress to change

Olay

The room's upstairs. Go and change

Go up and change

I'm lucky You're lucky

Miss, change

Thank you

Robot, tell robot to go down

Miao, tell robot to at you

He won't stare at you

Right

Great, great...

What a nut

Great How's it?

What a nice figure

Only one defect

What? A scar?

No, she's too tall for me

None of your business. She suits me Miao

Why don't you be a female robot?

The parts are more expensive?

No, a male can speak my mind to you

Is that so? Show me

Okay

Robot, turn around. Speak

I love you. You're my soul, my life

You're my soul, my life

How nauseating. Press another button

I love you, go to bed

O love you. Go to bed

So embarrassing

O love you. Go to bed

Don't ever press the red button

Serious? Yes

Go away

Give me the switch

Fantastic go to bed

You've gone too far

Press the button quick, Miao

Robot, stop

Lift her up for me

Lift up your daddy

Why doesn't he obey?

Maybe a breakdown. Wait

Gouge his eyes our. Two twists will do

Master. I'm alright

Let's go in to talk. He's horrible

Okay

Miss. Kiss me, goodbye