The Family Plan

There comes a time in every man's life when he asks himself...

"Am I living the life I should be?"

"Or am I capable of something greater?"

"Is there a change that I can make in my life right now

to become the best version of myself?

Who do I wanna be?"

What is the life that I wanna have?

What is the face that I wanna present to the world?

These are the kinds of questions that keep you up at night.

And when you're behind the wheel of a high-performance automobile like this,

no one asks those questions.

They know you are that guy.

You have that life.

Maybe I should look for something less cool.

Can I be honest?

That's your ex talking.

We gotta get your confidence back.

If there's one thing I've learned,

it is never too late to become the man that you've always wanted to be.

Dan! I don't know how you do it.

Guy looks like he just got himself a Lambo.

Hey, one man's lemon is another man's lemonade.

He just needed a squeeze.

Well, it's earned you Salesman of the Month again.

Nice!

Hey, Deb. Can you take a photo of Dan for the website, please?

You know what? I actually-- I'm sorry, I gotta get home.

- It's my anniversary. - Oh, come on, Dan. You do this every time.

Give it to Hal.

What's up, losers?

Hal, how many times have I told you about driving on the lot like that?

Cars are like chicks, Jorge. They wanna go fast.

Your fly's open.

Dan-- Come on. Don't make me give it to this guy.

Oh, come on. I mean, he's just got his teeth done.

Go get 'em, Hal.

...road ...home...

Hey, Dan.

Hi, Mrs. Overmeyer.

Hey, Daniel.

...Buffalo

- Hey, Beau. - Hey!

I told you already, Nina. Stanford is restrictive early action.

If you apply to Iowa now, you could mess it all up.

I know what I'm doing.

Do you? It certainly doesn't look like it from here.

- Happy anniversary! - Aw, baby.

- You remembered. - Hey. You thought I forgot.

Can you please tell Nina that we're not paying for her to follow Trevor to Iowa?

Don't say his name like that.

- Like what? - Come on.

Max! Crushing the peas.

That's a good boy.

Hey, buddy.

How was your day?

You got any plans this weekend?

Come on. We'll go in the yard, throw a few pitches,

see if you got any gas left in this cannon.

Come on, bud.

Where you going?

- Samir's. - Again?

You made me quit gaming so I'd make friends.

I made you quit gaming because blowing people's heads off 24-7

isn't exactly healthy.

You know, you're meant to be babysitting tonight. It's our anniversary.

What? Why can't she?

- What, because I'm a woman? - That is not what I'm saying.

- That's what you're saying to me. - It's not.

- What is wrong with you? - Are you kidding?

- Is this Trevor? Who's talking now? - Really?

Do you have a life other than just freaking pissing me off?

- Is it Nina or Trevor? - I'm serious--

All right. Come on. Stop it, okay? Please.

Look, Nina. Can you cover for your brother tonight?

It might be good for him to finally get out of the house,

and you can work on your application.

Fine.

- You're welcome. - Thank you.

Look, can you just--

Can you talk to Mom and ask her to, like, lay off of me?

Because I'm a grown woman.

I heard that, Nina.

I'll talk to her. But seriously, Beans--

- No, don't call me that. - No.

What happened to journalism at Stanford?

- Wasn't that the dream? - Journalism is dead, Dad.

Yeah, right.

- Is that something that Trevor said, or-- - Yeah, really.

- He shouldn't say that. - Really? Yes.

He shouldn't be putting ideas in your head.

- I'm brainwashed. - My God. Honey,

I am so glad it's not just me.

Oh, my gosh.

- All right, Maxie. - Okay.

I'm gonna put him to bed.

And then?

- Are we still doing this? - Oh, we're doing it.

Awesome.

Hey, Samir.

Sup, y'all?

Kyllboi's back, baby.

All right. Here we go.

Come on. Let me show you how it's done. Watch this.

Give me the last one, guys. Come on. Come on.

Boom!

Yes!

- Oh, man. Kyllboi's awesome. - Kyllboi's sick.

We're actually gonna go as a group, so you can go ahead.

Oh, yeah.

- Eighteen years. Can you believe it? - It's nuts we keep coming back here

every year for Twisted Cyclone.

What? No. I meant 18 years married.

And I thought you loved this tradition.

- I do! - Are you sure?

I did.

I just-- I don't know, you're such a creature of habit.

I love that about you.

You know, we make tacos on Wednesdays--

- Well, Tuesday, everybody's doing it. - And we have sex on Thursdays.

If we can get the kids out of the house.

- I know. - We gotta get them out more...

- I know. No one makes a better... - ...if we want more time.

...weekly planner than you do, but I don't know.

Maybe I just wanna be a little bit more spontaneous and travel,

or-- I kind of feel like we don't really go anywhere.

Well, I mean-- Well, we got the kids, and they got school,

they got routines and friends--

- What friends? - And just all that type of stuff.

Kyle has one friend which, by the way, he never even invites over.

Yeah, but he's a human with a pulse.

- I'll take it. - God.

- Nina's the one I'm worried about. - I know.

She's so anti-establishment.

- She's anti the system. She's anti-- - Anti me.

Oh, come on. You know it's true.

- I'm sorry. - No.

Now's not the time.

You're right.

Now is the time to nut up and get ready for the near-death adrenaline rush

of Buffalo's 1998 winner of the fourth-finest roller coaster.

- I know. It's good. - Do you think you can handle it?

Do you think I can still handle it?

Baby!

- You're so crazy! - You know I love you!

- I love you! - Yeah!

I promise, next year, we'll go somewhere else.

- No. We'll always have Twisted Cyclone. - No, look. I don't need to come back here

to remember that this is where I fell in love with you

on our very first date,

holding your hair back while you barfed.

I still can't believe you wanted to kiss me.

I'll always wanna kiss you.

Yeah.

Hey.

That picture you just took, it was kind of a private moment.

- You mind deleting it? - Yeah, I do.

Hey, come on, man. Don't.

Don't do that.

Hey, come on. Take it down.

Take it down.

Make me.

Hey, Dan. Leave it. Let's--

Yeah. Listen to your lady, Dan.

Is there a tough guy in there, Dan?

Are you a tough guy?

Hey, tell me.

How'd a loser like him get a girl as fine as you...

probably were?

- Bye, Dan. - Bye, Dan.

I didn't want you to fight him.

If I wanted to marry a brawler, I would've.

I know you don't like violence.

It's not like I care what he said.

What are you doing up?

You want me to do the thing, huh?

Wait. Go.

Wipey, wipey.

New record!

- Oh, shit. - Hey.

Anniversary sex.

I'm awake.

I'm totally awake.

I'm so sorry tonight was a bust.

- I'm gonna make it up to you, I promise. - Oh, it's okay.

It's okay.

You know what?

I should have kicked that guy's ass for what he said to you.

Oh, God.

You totally could've taken him, honey.

Oh, babe.

Sorry. I shouldn't have laughed.

Can we do this on Thursday?

I'm so tired.

Yeah, sure.

I love you.

I love you too.

Remember to block your faces. You don't wanna lose them.

Husband or boyfriend?

Teenage daughter.

I'm sorry.