The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You (君のことが大大大大大好きな100人の彼女)

Life is all about having as much fun as you can!

YOLO!

Jesus!

Immortal Insurance

You've still got this.

Immortal Insurance.

Too true.

Which is why...

we'll be hosting the Ohana-no-Mitsu U Spring School Fest!

Spring School Fest? You want to hold one every season?

Wait...

How is it still spring after all these eps, aye?

"Even the source is still in spring."

What's more, we've already arranged for big name artists to perform for us!

Is Yonezu doing the halftime show?

Yonezu will not be coming.

Shucks. I woulda gone goo-goo for Iris.

It's IRIS OUT. Not Iris by the Dolls.

Who did you invite, Mother?

The super-popular idol group, TKG48!

Ooh!

A Week Before the Fest

I'm so sorry! One of TKG48 fell during a dance routine,

took the whole group out like dominoes, and now everyone's got fractures!

Creak-Crack Hospital No way!!

Entire Group Breaks Bones

How does that even happen?!

On that note...

Do you ladies want to be idols?

Wha?!

The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You

The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You

We don't have enough time left to book another idol group.

Consider it a huge favor to me and fill the slot, please?

Yeah, but do we have to be idols? This script makes no sense!

I'm not unwilling to entrance the audience with my beauty.

Singing and dancing sounds fun, aye!

Hahari-sama's wish is my command.

Even amateurs and teachers can be idols!

That's freedom! That's the American dream!

We need to spread the message to all the school peoples!

Huh? C-Come on, you need to think this through.

Singing and dancing takes lots of stamina. I think it'll make for good training.

Anything to make memories.

I'll help out if you need me to.

Stop it!

This is too sudden! There's no way we'll make it in time!

It'd be so goshdarn cute if you all sang and danced together!

I-It's not like I care, but fine, I'll do it!

Here we have a Japanese pushover.

I'll do it too!

If everyone's in, so am I.

This is going to be fun.

You're getting in the mix too, right, Hahari m'woman?

Huh? I-I just wanted to see all of you being idols.

I knew it.

Okay, you're not getting off the hook or the stage.

"I would like to join if I won't be a bother."

I-I'd like to be part of this, too.

Oh, but please put me all the way in the back!

You girls...

I think you can... No, I know you can put on the best show ever!

Save that for the speech before we go onstage.

I'll do everything in my power to help, too!

Let's go, Rentaro Family!

Yeah!

This is Coach Kuori Tina.

She'll be overseeing our rehearsals.

Nice to meet you.

The former top idol?

She's famous for being able to coach anybody to stardom!

Do you know what's key to an idol's success?

Hard work!

It's the quality of the performance!

I made it to the very top of the idol world by putting on quality shows.

Now...

I'm going to make sure you qualify!

What? Qua... right.

Quality! Quality!

These two have potential.

They have the high-spec quality to easily copy every move they see.

This is Hahari-sama's command.

And this one...

She embodies elegance in every movement from head to toe. Beauty quality.

These two get better the more they practice.

And they've got stamina. Endurance quality.

On the other hand...

Grade-School Dance Show Quality!

What's a lesson anyway? Is it like a raisin?

I'd kill for a raisin butter biscuit right now!

Zero-Mileage Quality!

krrrrr

grr grr

Heavy...

All this jiggling hurts!

They're going to fall off!

Booby Quality!

Japanese Quality!

This won't do. This is nowhere near good enough.

Good work, everyone! I got you towels and drinks!

Next up, singing lessons.

I want to hear you qualify!

Love, love, you always have my heart hnghing

You two! Keep it down!

Daydreaming about you...

And you! Turn it up!

Love, love, how I love you so...

What is this, opera?

Hngh, hngh...

Whatever this is, enka is not it!

What is even your deal? Aren't you an American?

How does everything you do turn into traditional Japanese?!

S-Sorry! All the lessons I took as a child...

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Aren't you an American?

What are you getting smug for?!

Quality! Quality!

They fell off!

They did not!

They fell off!

I can't! I'm a slave to my boobies!

Up.

Mei-san?!

D-Don't, Mei! I can still go, Coach!

Rentaro Family

Bro

Some have the skills.

Some have the stamina.

Some that just need food to keep going.

Some are more suited to a desk.

Some are Holsteins.

Some have the Japanese soul.

Idols are defined by their quality.

Let's do our best together.

Yeah!

Everything must be high-quality.

Get up!

Eschew everything in pursuit of quality.

Enough. Get out.

And Kuori, you ought to aim higher!

Yes, ma'am.

That's how I made my way up.

What must I do to make them shine their brightest?

The six of you go take a break.

We haven't done even one full good run.

The school fest D-Day is coming up...

I-I'm sorry. I'm holding everyone back.

No, I could say the same.

"We'll never be ready by the day if this keeps up."

We can't put on a shoddy show.

We'll make a laughingstock of the rest of us who are keeping up.

Maybe we should sit this one out.

Let's talk to Coach Kuori and the others.

If you want this to go well, it'll have to be just the seven of you.

You have what it takes to put on a quality show for the audience.

But that will all go to waste if you perform with the rest of them.

Whittling it down to you seven is the only way I see this working out.

All in agreement?

Nay!

Nay, indeed!

Nay, aye!

Nothing is impossible if we work hard enough!

More fun with everybody, aye!

It'd be more effective to make memories including all of us.

Hahari-sama's mere presence is a blessing.

Nothing they have done should go to waste either.

Don't you understand?

Not only will including them tank the quality,

it'll make a laughingstock out of all of you, too!

I mean, we're not perfect either, and they never get on our cases.

If anything, they make us feel better. So we're gonna do the same for them.

I dunno, maybe we only got this far because we had them by our side?

Not that I feel that way or anything!

Do we or don't we?

If you want to put on a horror show, I'm quitting as coach.

Understood.

Think about it for a second!

Skree! Do whatever you want!

Whoa! You were here all along?!

You guys!

Please don't tell me you heard all that.