The Master Strikes Back (教頭發威)

Sirs

what you see is a small town at Guang Xi's frontier

though it is small

a lot has happened there

Naturally

It's got much to do with the military camp close by

Whore houses abound in the town

and so do taverns

Somehow somewhere, back when

someone named the town Phoenix Town

The older prostitutes had left in recent years

and younger, more beautiful girls took their places

that has contributed

to good business in the town

You know that for a soldier

a day doesn't go by without having to carry a rifle

These young kids have too much energy

and they have an itch at night

Well, you can't blame them

burning desire is hard to squash

and it keeps the young man awake

Dears, wash yourselves clean

we'll all come along tonight

Shut up, you cock-eye

you didn't last night

What about tonight?

Cut the crap

we take cash only

That I have, let's go

Dad...don't go...

These kids are called bastards

and were born

by prostitutes as a result of their business

They don't know who their fathers are

so they call any soldier their father

and any whore their mom

Though it sounds funny

it is in fact quite sad

Dad...you lousy dad

You build your happiness on our suffering

However these bastards will no longer

be in Phoenix Town

Since the Chief Constable Jin

is very stringent

and wants to prevent such things from happening

Some say

the soldiers have paid for these whores' livelihood

I don't agree

it's the flesh and blood of the prostitutes

that have fed these leeches

Sir, you must have had a long journey

come to our Cheung Tin Tavern

our service is the best

We have good offers

which include good food, lodgings and girls

we have a discount too

Don't listen to his bullshit

Stop it, we are not taking up lodgings

Xiao Feng

They are a nuisance

There aren't many people in the town

and this makes it tough for business

Sheng Lin Yamen of Phoenix Town

Stop, where are you from?

What?

Where are you from?

We have dropped from the sky, so what?

What a sharp tongue... take him away

Yes

Dad, we have not broken any law

why do we have to be arrested? I don't go

Shut up

What do you two want?

I am the Chief Constable here

I have doubts about your identity,

how about we go back to the station?

Sure

Bring them in

The bandits have been rampant these few months

so residents and travellers alike

have to be searched

Don't move, little bastard

I won't let you search...

Stand still

Xiao Feng, let them search

it's their duty

Your mother...

Damn you...

Dare scold me?

You dare hit an official?

No

I feared you might be too heavy handed with my kid

Sir, he has a sword

You've planned to commit a crime here?

Where are you from?

Guang Dong

What's your business here?

I'm on business

What business? Speak...

You should know better that business is confidential

I am the Chief Constable here

you should tell me everything

nothing should be hidden from me

When I first saw you

I was suspicious about you

What's your identity? Speak

You should be able to tell

I am a law-abiding person

There's nothing to hide

Law-abiding?

I think I should teach you a good lesson

you dare challenge me

See if you are up to it first

Uncle...

What uncle...

Don't you know you shouldn't call me uncle now

address me as Chief Constable

Yes, Chief Constable, there are two letters

Pick up his stuff

Pick them up

Yes

Why didn't you say so sooner?

It's awkward to let our rift escalate to this point

It's okay

but your men are too much

Let me give you some advice

You can't treat everyone like a bandit

there are still good people around

Right

Can I go now?

Sure, here, for you

I'll host a meal another day

to welcome you

Thanks

Save your money

Chief Constable, who is he?

Who are you looking for?

Frontier regions Bureau

Sir

Mr. Tong and his son from An Yi County of Guang Dong

seek your audience

Send them in quickly

Yes

Please

Tie Zheng, you are here finally

you are two days early

Greetings, your lordship

It's Instructor Tong

Do away with the ceremonies

we are close neighbours

Who is he?

Uncle Wang, let me bow to you

Tong Xiao Feng at your service

I wish you long life and good fortune

prosperity and promotion

Let me think

Xiao Feng

Dad, I haven't finished

It's enough

Kid

I didn't bring you here for birthday congratulations

What you said was inappropriate

Please...

Yes

Peaceful days have gone on too long

Boredom permeates the military camp

and is getting worse

Instructor Tong

Alright

They have developed laziness

and are difficult to change

that's why I need you here

to help me

fix these dead wood

Oh, the crab has eight claws

a roundish body and it's size approximately like that

Eyes go blinking, it's neck goes shrinkin' back

Crawling up the table

Two brothers go to fetch water

All water would be spilled out if carried by four men

Yuk Jing, hurry

How nice

Pour water

Coming

Yuk Jing, I miss you so much

I am mad with desire

Almost done

Quickly

What's the hurry?

Please spare some money

Come and have a good time at Zui Feng brothel

Traditional recipe, gives staying power

Your name, sir?

Tong

Mr. Tong, this way please

Our girls

come in all shapes and sizes

What's your preference?

Miss Hong...

She's recommended by Sister Jiu