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Ask what you can do for your country.

Mr. Gorbachev,

...tear down this wall!

PRESIDENT FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT : The only thing we have to fear...

...is fear itself!

"Uhh, I don't know what I said. Uhh!"

I don't remember!

On tonight's show, Rick Sherman, tries to make it...

...in the world of electronic dance music.

Welcome to Miami, my brother. Good to finally meet you, man.

Have a seat, man. Make yourself at home.

Let's, uh... Let's chop it up.

So I started... You know, I had two years left.

And I thought, "Am I gonna waste my time here in jail?"

I thought, "No, I'm gonna make an EDM track."

So that's what I did.

I went around and I recorded things, 'round, jail.

So I'm gonna get to hear this track?

Yeah, you want to hear it?

Can you tell me what the different, like,

...claps and basses and all that...

Yeah. So one of the riffs about 35 seconds in,

...it's, like, a dinner hall mess tray...

...smashing off someone's head.

And then, a lot of the basses and the synth...

...and the twanging of the springs under the top bunk.

Hey, hey.

Then we got like, toilet flushes, people, like, vomiting.

You know, pissing, whatever.

This is a buggery. This is the buggery.

Is that you?

– What's that? – Is that you?

Uh...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was.

But you know what? So what?

You know, we've got someone being stabbed.

You know, I didn't do the stabbing.

Sorry, mate, I'm gonna stab you.

It's for a song.

– ( MAN SCREAMS ) – ( UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS )

It's a tragedy when someone gets stabbed,

...but the good thing is, I was there to record it.

And so, in a way, they've given their life to art.

I mean, if it's happening, might as well capture it.

Exactly.

Watch your fucking teeth.

I never saw a fucking thing, mate.

I never saw a fucking thing.

I think that's a masterpiece, man.

Kept me, like, at the edge of my seat.

You're joking. You're just mocking me.

No, no. Actually sounds very, like, UK, too.

– I like that. – Sure.

Well, they're all... All the people doing the stabbing...

...and the sodomy are all British.

That's awesome, man. I'm really interested in this.

If you're okay with it, I'd like to put you, like,

...in an actual, real booth in a stage,

...and I would love to hear this dropped.

– That is amazing. – Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Are there gonna be girls at the club?

Yeah, yeah. It's usually girls at the club.

Girls do love deejays, man.

Oh, really? No, that's what I've heard.

– Yeah. – ( DIRTY CHUCKLE )

– What for? What, like... – And deejays love BJ's.

And this... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Once, you know, you break the ice,

...you're good, man. You're back in the game.

– Break a what? – Break the ice, you know?

Oh, I thought you'd break her eyes.

No, no, no, not "break her eyes."

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that.

If I make all the calls,

I'll definitely find a party that matches this sound.

And I'm definitely gonna get it out there.

That would be amazing. Brilliant.

– Later, my brother. – Amazing.

His whole story is extreme.

His music's extreme.

So I really think the scene really needs stuff like that.

Two days later, Jake called.

He'd scored an opportunity for Rick, now renamed DJ Solitary,

...to perform at Sway,

...one of Florida's most influential nightclubs.

– Jake! – My man!

How's it going?

– What's going on, my brother. – Hey, how are you?

– Hello. – Wow!

– Hey! – Wow, that's amazing.

Wow, they're, like, real... real girls.

– Yeah, they're real girls. – Yeah, we're real girls.

Whoa, amazing. Whoa.

So the question is, man, you ready for tonight or what?

Yeah, right. Jake said that deejays gets BJs.

What's a BJ? What's a BJ?

Can you please tell him what a BJ is?

– Oh. – A blow job.

– Oh, like fellatio? – Yes, like fellatio.

– Oh, oh, yeah. – Deejays get BJs.

– For sure. – Not necessarily from me,

...but in general, deejays get BJs.

Oh, no, no, no, I'm not assuming at all it would come from you.

I'm a bit nervous 'cause I ain't been around many dolly birds.

My mom always said, you know,

"You're so ugly, that you'd just go out and start robbing."

And then, once I got caught, she said,

"Luckily, you're so ugly that no one's..."

"...actually gonna ever touch your posterior."

But the joke's on her...

...'cause I actually got sodomized almost every day.

We got something special for you tonight.

We got DJ Solitary making his United States debut.

Give it up for DJ Solitary!

Here we go!

I fucking love him.

I love him! You did a great job.

I was crying. I'm so proud of you.

– Oh, thank you so much. – You did so good.

I need more of that. I need more DJ Solitary.

– Give me another one. – Oh, great.

BJ or no BJ?

Not from me, but I can find you somebody.

– Oh, great. That would be great. – I'll keep my eyes open.

We are going to drain the swamp...

...in Washington, D.C.

There is a secret society that I've found...

...called the American Cancer Society.

Liberal elites are raising money...

...to give Americans cancer.

I'm here with Corey Lewandowski.

He was the, campaign manager...

...for President Donald J. Trump.

And so he helped get elected...

...the greatest president we've had...

...whose gonna be looking after the interests of the common man.

Corey. Good job, Corey.

Donald Trump's campaign manager,

...Corey Lewandowski,

...charged for alleged simple battery of a female reporter.

I read today about a 10-year-old girl with Down syndrome...

...who was taken from her mother and put in a cage.

– Womp, womp. – I read about a...a...

Did you just say, "Womp, womp"?

Is Donald Trump a racist, or is he the least racist man alive?

I can tell you this, I had the privilege of standing...

...and sitting next to, candidate Trump...

...and now the president, for thousands, of hours...

...over my tenure, running his campaign.

Never, ever, ever did I ever hear him utter...

...a racist word in his life, ever.

I mean, if he was a racist,

...why would he have, moved into a black man's house?

No, that's the people's house. Look, the White House...

No, but he didn't rebuild it, didn't say,

"I'm not gonna move in there," didn't knock it down.

The president doesn't look at race. Never has.

– Of course. – It's a non-issue to him.

I wanna say, with Charlottesville,

...where people attacked our president,

...why should the president, pick a side...

...between anti-fascist and fascist?

He's the president of all people.

There is a place and a time...

...to disagree with people, everywhere, okay?

You don't have to agree with people.

Wait, you have to respect them, and you can't be attacking them.

Exactly, you can't be...