Keep Your Distance

And now, practically live,

from the 84 WHAS Broadcast Headquarters

in Louisville, Kentucky,

it's the radio program you have voted number one

for eight years running.

David Dailey!

It's the David Dailey show on 84 WHAS.

David Dailey here with senatorial candidate

Mr. Bob Lentz.

Thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule.

Thank you, Dave. It's always a pleasure.

You know that.

I have to say, I'm really impressed with the fact

that you have no negative ads in this campaign.

Thank you, David.

That's something we wanted right from the start.

It just doesn't serve anyone,

so we're going to keep it that way till the very end.

Splat!

Thank you, man.

Looks just like you.

Really.

Where is Susan, anyway?

Meeting us there, I guess.

Is this girl going to show up?

She'll show up. She had to work.

Yeah. And her name again is...

Melanie, yeah?

Melody.

- Melo-dee. - Dee.

How do you keep 'em all straight?

This one's different, dad.

In case you're curious,

the winner of today's eighth race was the number two horse,

damn poor rat,

which pretty much describes me given that I didn't bet on him.

Coming up next is this weekend's very soggy weather forecast,

brought to you by aqua perfect.

Right after the break, we'll be back

with this week's community spotlight,

hosted by the lovely, the talented,

and the incredibly lucky to be married to me,

Mrs. Susan Dailey,

if she ever gets here.

I'm right behind you.

You're right behind me. Hey.

- Hey. - Where were you?

I'm sorry I'm late.

I had to pull over when I heard the news about Bob Lentz.

Some repair person found videos on his computer.

Child porn. Young boys.

What?

Saturday is opening day for the new season

of Louisville youth league baseball.

We'll be there.

Yes, we will, and on sunday,

the big event is the 15th annual best buddies picnic fundraiser.

I remember the barbeque from that picnic last year.

Outstanding.

- Hey. - Hi.

Good to see you. Dad, this is melody.

Hi. Nice to meet you, melody.

So nice to meet you, Mr. Voight.

You didn't tell me your dad was going to be here.

I wanted it to be a surprise.

He's always doing that.

I've got a women's club dinner tonight that I can't miss,

so I'll see you at home later?

I just can't believe that about Bob.

Poor Elizabeth.

I feel like I should call them.

Well, I've already tried,

but they must have turned their phones off.

That's a shame.

I mean, he can forget about the senate.

Playing in Nashville next week.

This promoter digs our music, so he set up a show,

and if the thing goes well,

we're looking at a regional tour.

That's great. I'm real proud of you, son.

But be careful of people who kiss your ass.

They're always after something.

Mr. Voight?

You've got a conference call in ten minutes.

No, no, no. Dad, don't go yet.

Freak me out.

You know, whit, one day, you'll have your own show.

You'll learn how to deal with it.

Some wackos aren't content to simply listen and watch.

They have to interact; They have to get personal.

What is it?

Susan's perfume.

- Tim? - Yeah?

- It's Sean. - Ready?

- Yeah, we're a go. - Good luck, man.

Oh, my god.

Whoa.

I love you, melody.

Will you marry me?

No.

What?

No.

I can't marry you, Sean.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

You really think I'll have my own show someday?

Um...

No.

No.

Oh, my god!

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Thank you.

That's a hit-and-run!

Hey, there, little darling.

Can you just get out of my way?

Sorry, boys. She's with me.

Yeah, um, it's this silver Taurus.

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

Oh, thank you.

Um, sorry.

Uh, thanks for the ride. - No problem.

You can go. I'm fine, really.

Here.

Look, if you ever need anything, just give me a call.

I owe you one.

Melody. From Chicago.

- Yeah. - I've been there.

Thanks. Thanks.

You're welcome.

David Dailey from the radio.

- Yeah. - Right.

- I'll see you. - Yeah, uh, thank you again

for the ride.

Hey, whit.

Listen, uh, when I said I didn't think

you'd ever get your own show someday,

I didn't mean you'd never get on the air.

I, uh...

Yeah, I know.

Have a good weekend, dude.

Come on, son.

Welcome to the sealbach.

Hey, you're David Dailey.

Staying with us tonight, sir?

Yes. Yes, I am.

Thank you.

Susan?

Oh, my god.

David, wait. David.

Wait.

Damn it.

I cannot believe it. - Let him go.

Are... are you okay to drive?

I'm fine.

Oh, man.

What the...

What the hell was that?

Wake up, buddy.

I'm sorry.

Sweet.

Get out of the intersection immediately.

All right. All right.

All right, I can see you.

Pull over to the left curb.

License and registration, please.

What are you, colorblind?

Uh, no, officer. I was having a real bad day.

Oh, god.

Listen, I left my license in my wallet,

and my wallet's back at the hotel,

and it's a long story.

Uh, have you been drinking, sir?

Um, officer baines, is it?

Uh-huh.

- Hi, my name's David. - Hi, David.

Hi.

You know who I am?

Yeah, I know who you are.

Yeah, and what's your name?

Officer baines.

Sean, it's melody.

I've tried calling four times, and I hope you're okay.

Look, I'm sorry about what happened.

But trust me; You don't want to marry me.

Can you just call me and tell me you're okay?

Try my mobile or try me at the best western

on brownsboro.

Okay, bye.

Hey, dog.

How come you don't have no black people on your show?

Hello?

Hello. I have a collect call from...

Sean? Sean, is that you?

Hello. I have a collect call from...

David Dailey...

Stein... man... sen.

An inmate at Jefferson county jail.

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