Penitentiary

I'm probably not going very far but

you're welcome to ride as far as I'm going.

I bet this is one of the roughest stretches

of hitch hiking you've ever come across.

Yeah I've seen better.

There's two prisons right over the horizon over there.

And folks around here are kind of leery of hitch hikers.

Two prisons?

Yeah one for the ladies and one for the gentlemen.

How'd you like to crawl in the back

and roll around with me for a little while?

Beaver seven, Beaver seven, come in Beaver seven.

This is Charlie one.

Beaver seven here Charlie one come in.

Beaver seven I been trying

to contact you for over half an hour.

What's your present position Beaver seven?

Headed east on highway 12

just west of cove number two.

Good going you got two

customers waiting at cove two.

They'll be sitting in the corner to the left.

Gotcha Charlie, talk to you later.

Well you know it's business before pleasure.

And I'm sure you're a real pleasure.

Well this is where we part.

But I have a feeling you and I

will be meeting again someplace.

Hey hurry up with that damn beer.

You two put in a call to Charlie one?

Hey Hymie you put in a call to Charlie one?

Who the hell's Charlie one?

I don't know.

But he aught to have more sense than

to send a filthy whore like this.

Listen funky mama better get your little butt out of my face

'cause me and Hymie we ain't about to mess with no slut

just finished up with a dirty nigger.

Just who in the hell do you desert rats think you are?

You better get back on those tricycles

and go play in the sand.

'Cause after having a real man

I'd probably puke having a couple of boys.

Hey I don't want any trouble in here.

Please get out of here, get out.

Stop that or I'll call the police.

Don't do that, be careful.

Please don't fight up my place.

Get out.

Go fight outside.

You can go kill yourself just not on my time.

Oh my God please.

Come on damn man damn.

The lines gonna be moving to count a few ticks man.

Hey Poin, check Cheese out.

He wants some of that new stuff bad don't he?

Oh look who's talking fucker.

You ain't never talk lessen we set the stuff up for you.

Aint this 'bout a bitch?

You the one always hanging round

for them sloppy seconds fool face.

You ain't talking to me.

Yeah I'm talking to you.

He ain't talking to me.

Not lessen he want a size 13 old man

cuffing up his ass he ain't.

Say man why don't y'all knock the bullshit off?

Now this is business.

Here that nut go messing with that new dude.

You got a match?

No man.

Get out the new dudes face sucker.

What's happening baby?

Awe man that's that old fool Half Dead he's insane.

Go off like this every now and then looking

for the dude he caught with his old lady

the night he killed her.

Not this again.

Here he go in bed with his girl.

Gave him a scar, left cheek of his ass

as the dude was going out the window.

Oh man damn it.

How many times I gotta show you my ass man?

Give me some slack Dead.

Hey Dead you wrong, Dead you wrong.

No man.

It's him.

It ain't him, it ain't him.

Man show him cheeks man.

That's him.

That's him man.

That's the one.

It ain't him Dead.

God damn it.

Okay.

Wait, wait wait wait.

Show him.

I'll show you.

Show him quick.

I'll show you.

See look.

Look you crazy fool.

Do you see a cut?

Huh?

Shit.

This is one butt I could never cut.

The boy paid his dues.

Hey man let's talk.

Cut this chatter and go to chow.

Okay now get out of here.

Crazy man again huh Jonathon?

How many times are we gonna have to play this God damn game?

See me after chow, get in that line.

Come on Pops.

Boston let's go into the chow hall.

I'm not hungry man.

You been playing the game for how long?

You know it's gonna get pretty tough for you.

When you get yourself together come on down.

The guard will let you out into the yard.

That's where everybody is, out in the afternoon yard.

Come on guard hurry up with the count.

I want to see Charlie's Angels.

Oh chump, you are Charlie's Angel.

Hey cousin.

What?

You got any more of them spit ball things?

Nah nigger.

Okay Jonathon get over here.

Jonathon you on coal furnace detail already.

The next step is the hole for a month.

Don't push it.

Who the hell put you in my cell?

You just fall?

Been in the county jail six months.

Just got sentenced a few days ago.

What you down for?

Being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

You box?

Not really.

Why?

Boxing tournament coming up.

Big fun.

Might bring some lady trustees from across the way.

You aught to see them fools,

showing off for them slutty broads.

You box?

Hell no.

Half Dead don't box.

I kill.

But you got to keep yourself in shape round here.

This place is full of fools.

If you don't handle the fools they handle you.

Get my meaning?

That bad huh?

Some dudes get smart, get in with big brother,

keep the hounds off.

God damn it.

Boy I'm gonna beat your ass.

Must have caught him standing up peeing again.

I told you about that

standing up and peeing boy.

I'm sorry I forgot, I forgot.

Didn't I tell you huh, huh?

Sit down and pee, sit down and pee.

Check yourself the man's coming.

Come on.

What the hell's going on in here?

Break this shit up and sit down.

You mess with me the whole block

will be locked down for six damn months.

You understand?

You want to watch TV sit down and be quiet, cut the shit.

You know the day officer told me

you gave him a little trouble already today.

He put you on the coal furnace detail, among other things.

Watch your step Gordone.

Settle down and listen to TV

or I'll lock this whole block up.

What you want, what you want?

You got anymore Cracker Jacks?

Nah I ain't got no Cracker Jacks.

Bitch get all the money huh?

Man business is hard.

Look here Jesse I'm telling you

I can take this sissy by myself man.

I can feel it Jesse.

Ain't no bronc I can't bust Jesse.

I don't know Dead.

There's just something about this dude

that tells me he ain't no push over.

Yeah Dead what if you can't break him man?

You gonna blow the whole plan.

Look, relax Dead.

Wait a couple of days so we can set the bootie up right.

Yeah man we can all help break him in.

Ah man.

Alright look here Half Dead.

Are you sure you can bust this young buck man?

Ah Jesse I don't even know what all this