Soodhu Kavvum (சூது கவ்வும்)

Pagalavan...?

Wake up, you! Wake up, Pagalava!

Good morning, bro

- When did you come here? - At 4:00 a.m

The door was open So I came in and slept

Buffalo! Buffalo!

He's gotten drunk and left the door wide open

What if a thief had come in?

Why are you here all of a sudden?

There was a problem in my home town, Trichy

What problem?

Don't hit him like that...!

Are women so cheap?

Women shouldn't be so violent?!

Don't hit him

Stop! Stop!

He's my son!

What happened?

You've raised 'venom' instead of a son!

What did he do?

What did he do?! Come, see for yourself!

Look... that's what he did!

Don't try and pull a fast one on me!

Oh gawd! How did you do it? How much did you spend?

- 1 and a half lakhs - 1,50,000?!

You could've invested that in some proper business, no?

Business? For what?

Dude... daiiii!

You stinky bugger! Why are you barging into my time for crapping!

- Are you Masa's friend? - No, Kesavan's friend

Call him Masa (lazy bum) Fits him to the M!

'Human Rights Violation issue Dindigul Police Inspector sudden suspect'

'Rowdy doctor who created a stir in Chennai now out of prison'

'Celebration by his supporters in front of the prison'

'Uproar in Trichy'

'Temple for actress Nayanthara built by a youngster...!'

What are your plans now in Chennai, da?

- I don't know, dude - Good answer

Those who came clueless really made it big here

Ones with plans went back home empty handed

You have a bright future, da

Dude... when will you be back?

It'll be night, dude We'll talk when I get back

Hey! Take care of him

Bye, dude

Excuse me?

- What? - Can I join with you, boss?

Welcome to Chennai!

VIJAY SETHUPATHI

SANCHITA SHETTY

- Wait here, I'll be back soon - Let me also come with you

They've only asked for one guy... I'll go

Come, sir

- Good day, sir - Good day... sit down

Have you been waiting for long?

- No sir, I just got here - Okay, sit down

How can I help you?

Sir, Virudhachalam contract

I'd appreciate it if you can somehow get it for us

All new notes, huh?

He's Mr Karnan

Good day, sir

Anti corruption department officer

Sir...!?

He'll now arrest you for trying to bribe me

Here...!

'Minister Gnanodhayam considered as India's rare breed of ethical politicians...'

'...has been instrumental in arresting an industrialist who tried to bribe him'

People have started realizing that even giving bribes is a crime now

Election dates has been announced yesterday

This is being claimed a publicity stunt What's your justification?

Only people who don't have publicity will resort to something like that

I believe I have enough publicity I don't need all those gimmicks, son

- 'Don't be scared, dear' - Shut up! Be quiet

We shouldn't blow our cover

Music SANTHOSH NARAYANAN

'Hey baby... will you marry me?'

'Can you get anyone better than me?'

Shut it for a while, dear

Hey... hey... let me go

Hey! You rascal

Stop... stop, da

Stop, da!

Catch him

'Super, honey'

'DECEPTION IS ADDICTIVE'

Direction NALAN KUMARASAMY

- Boss, time please? - I don't have change, man

- Do I look like a beggar to you? - How would I know?

Oh my God... my God...!

Wait... wait Stop the car

Hi

I said hi

- Love me - Sorry?

I said 'love me

Love is a pain

We should straight away go to the next step maybe

Why are you threatening me while we are talking?

I'll cut my wrists if you don't love me You'll be blamed for my death

Are you insane?

No... no, don't do it Listen to me! Don't!

- Let me go - Stop it! Stop it!

Awwwwwwwwww!

Where do you work, boss?

I set the alarm in the morning, to get up and drink

How can you ask me this?

No, I thought maybe you work night shifts

Why do you think so?

Why do you think that of me?

Is it a must for everyone to work?

A man must eat and crap daily, in between, work a little

Isn't this your concept?

- It's not that, boss - Then what is it, boss?

Always talk about work, work, work... wretched fellows...!

Why do you talk like this?

What else do you want me to say?

Do you read the paper daily?

They just change the date and write the same thing

- That's why I don't read it - That's why... you're happy

Read the paper daily You'll go insane

Wife-swapping

Illicit love

Bank theft Bike theft

Jewelry theft

On top of it, actress in an ashram and a saint lying on her lap

This heroine in love with a hero

That hero in love with another heroine...

...who is the mistress of another director

If isn't enough, youngsters turn into murderers and even commit suicide

Suicide if they fail in school or college

Suicide if they don't get a job or the right bride or groom

Suppose, they get a bride marriage ends in divorce

Divorce for the flimsiest of excuses Sneeze, cough or even if you snore!

Besides all this mother-in-law burns daughter-in-law and vice versa

Uncle stabs his brother-in-law

And vice versa

Throwing acid on his girl friend's face

If you wade through all this rubbish and come to the 1st page...

...he'll report the temperature in Chennai as 110 degrees

Why should a man work, huh?

You work at a 5 star hotel, don't you?

Who told you?

Kesava told me you are a valet in a 5 star hotel's car park

You could have told me you knew, no?

I wouldn't have rattled my philosophy to you!

It's okay It was fun hearing it

It was jolly? Huh... huh!

When you go to work, please take me with you

I haven't ever seen a 5 star hotel in my life

Do you know a Jaguar car?

You know it's always chauffer driven

Because there's always a driver, we'll never get the joy to park it

But then, one day...!

That single day in my life...!!

'A white color Jaguar car zoomed in looking right at me'

'Most importantly it was owner-driven'

'He gave me the car key I couldn't believe my luck'

'I opened the door in slow motion'

'I sat inside leisurely'

'Haiiiyo...! Awesome'

'I caressed the steering wheel gently and started the car'

'Wow...!'

'Was it a car I was driving?'

'I was driving the Almighty Himself!'

'Slowly, I weaved my way and turned... beautifully'

'Car's engine wasn't running It was floating in mid-air!'

'I slowly parked it gently'

'That's when Mr Saturn turned his malefic effect on me!'

And he said, "when will you ever get this chance again, start the car"

What did you do boss?

I drove... a soooper round

A round?

You can't really call it a round

I went 100 meters past the hotel gate

- Don't... sir - You thieving scoundrel!

- Police caught me - Did you lose your job?

You're being such a dumbass

Ssss... sorry!

In my family, no generation has even washed a car

I don't mind losing 100 jobs for creating this family history!

I like your spirit, boss

Naturally, someone who has built a temple for actress Nayanthara...

...will be on my wavelength!

Hi, dude

What, da? You've come home early

It's 7:00 p.m now How is that early?

He usually comes only after 11:00 p.m

I'm asking you, no? You're looking dull

What is it, man? What happened?

What happened, bro?

Tell me what's upset you

You know what will happen if I file a case?

Do you know how long you'll spend in jail?

You're well educated

Forget behaving professionally Can't you be a civilized human?

You barbarian!

Who on earth gave you admission in a college?

You study in some junk college and buy yourself a degree

Then land up in a corporate set up and give us grief!

Do you know what work culture is?