Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness

2x23 - Secret Admirer

Sweet!

Shh.

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Shh.

- Shh. - Shh.

- Oh, hey. Morning, Tigress. - What's going on?

Both: Shh!

Monkey's about to pull the best wake up prank on Po, ever.

- This is gonna be epic! - Wanna watch?

Don't be ridiculous. Of course I don't want to...

Ooh, this does look good.

- Po. - Mmm.

- You're late for training! - Coming!

Unh. Oh.

Ow!

Gotcha! You've been monked.

Heh, heh, yeah, good one. Got me again.

Lucky for you I'm not petty or vengeful or... nyaah!

Oof.

Arg!

It is so on.

I don't like it, Shifu, not one little bit.

Superintendent Woo and his daughter should have arrived by now.

Good heavens. You don't suppose something

unsavory happened to them?

I'll send out a team to look for them at once.

- Hyah! - Ow, unh.

Uh-oh. Ow!

Looks like the Monkster just got Po'd.

Monkey, you okay?

Oh! My... my hands!

Aah!

Oh, no, Monkey! Forgive me!

Oh, Monkey.

Got you again.

Nyaargh!

Po. Monkey.

Master Shifu. Ha. When did you get... whoa!

How did that happen?

I thought I made it clear.

This little prank war between the two of you must stop.

Both: He started it.

I don't care who started it.

I want it to end before one of you goes too far

and does something they'll regret. Is that clear?

Both: Yes.

Superintendent Woo and his daughter were supposed to arrive

at the Jade Palace last night.

- I need... - We need.

We need, but mostly I, need you to find them, and...

And escort them back here at once.

Well, spit spot, off with you.

You heard what they said. No more pranks.

- Not until I get even. - Bring it on, panda!

Something's wrong. We should have run into them by now.

Ah, relax. They probably just stopped at an inn

so Superintendent Woo could yell at someone.

- Hey, what's that? - Where?

- Behind that bush thing. - What? I don't see anything.

Let's check it out.

Oh!

- No-oh-oh-oh! - Nice try.

Let's face it, Po. I'm too good. You'll never get even.

What are you doing? Where...

- Hey, do you hear that? - You can't... I'm a big deal...

I'm a big deal!

Why you... what are you doing to...

You guys are stupid or whatever?

- Why do you keep abducting me? - For the big fat ransom.

We've been following you for months,

waiting for the perfect moment, and this is then for that.

Who talks like that? I'm a ranking Superintendent.

You're gonna get caught and heavily fined.

- You hear? Huh? - I forgot what a whiny boy he is.

Hmm.

Thank you. Our mom's birthday is coming up.

Oof!

Oh, ow, oh!

Oh-hooah!

Wow. Let's give her a hand, Po.

Monkey, wait! My hands are kind of busy.

It's not funny.

Tak oh hya!

Ow!

- Dah! - Finally. It's about time.

What?

- Hyah! - Oh!

Wyah!

Ah, erm...

- Ah. - Oh!

- Ooh, waho! - Oh.

- Hya... ugh. - Yah!

- Ooh. - Ryar!

- Woo. - Hyah-uh.

- Really, guys? - This isn't over.

- Okay. - Hyoo-ah!

- Wassa! - Maybe it is.

What are you doing? But... hey. Hey!

Go after them! They're getting away.

Those guys? Scoff. Don't worry about them.

How dare you disobey my father. Go after them!

Fool. Dunderhead. Nitwit.

Do you have cabbage in your ears? Go after them!

Do you hear?

Don't worry. They won't bother you with us around.

Then I'll do it myself.

Hyai-oh!

Oh, put me down. Now!

I'm sorry, but we have orders to take you back to the palace.

Put her down, right now.

- You coming? - No.

Not until you go after those pigs.

Hey. Hey! Put me down, now.

Wow, she's just like her dad. Mean and bossy.

And she smells like strawberries.

Yeah, right? I hate strawberries.

Never have I been treated like that in all my life.

They should be flogged. Tortured!

I'm terribly sorry. But in their defense,

they were only trying to get you to safety.

And now that you are safe,

you can hand over the stone of Lu Mong.

No, we can't. The pigs stole it!

Stole it?

- Why didn't you go after them? - Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Nobody said anything about a stone.

- Yeah. - What?

You need everything explained to you before you do something?

Huh? Stupid? Huh?

This is disastrous. Catastrophic!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's so important about this stone?

It is a long lost sacred relic of the Lu Mong region.

Somehow it came into the possession of the Emperor.

The inhabitants of Lu Mong have threatened war

- if it is not returned. - A Lu Mongian delegation

is arriving within a matter of days to take it.

- When they find it's not here... - War! All because of you.

You and your idiotic bungling. I hope you're happy.

Very.

There's not gonna be a war.

Tigress probably already caught up with those pigs

and has the stone. And if you'd spent less time yelling and

told us about the stone in the first place, none of this

- would have happened. - Oh!

- She touched me. - Oh, she's got a lot of nerve.

- Oh, she makes me so crazy. - She makes me crazy too.

Anyway... I'll see you in the morning.

Makes you crazy too, huh?

Mantis, I got it! I finally know how to get

even with Monkey for all those pranks.

- Didn't Master Shifu tell you... - I know, I know.

But I gotta get even with Monkey. This prank is my chance.

You have to help me write a letter.

Okay, okay, okay. Read that back.

"I, Ming, hereby order you, Monkey,

to go out with me tomorrow afternoon."

Yes!

"Dress is extremely formal."

"Bathing is mandatory." That's awesome.

"P.S. You're paying."

Oh, man, he's gonna freak out when he reads that.

Right? He can't stand her.

Hmm. Oh.

This will be so funny. He'll be all yelling, "no, no, no!"

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes!

Po... Ming likes me.

She just sent me a letter ordering me out on a date with her.

I'm the happiest monkey in China!

O-whoo-hoo! A-ha-haa!

- Yes! - But, Monkey, I thought

- you couldn't stand her. - Yes!