Moonstruck

He looks great. That Al Conti is a genius.

I am a genius.

I am a genius!

So, how come you can't keep track of your receipts?

How am I supposed to do your income tax with this mess you've got here?

Numbers, taxes, receipts…

I make 'em look better than they did in real life.

I'm an artistic genius.

Then, how come you've got butter on your tie?

- (GRUNTS) - Give it here!

You know what? I give you this.

You make good coffee.

You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

Ah, red roses.

Very romantic, huh?

Ah, the guy that sends these really knows what he's doing.

The guy who sends those spends a lot of money…

…on something that ends up as garbage.

I'm glad everybody ain't like you, Loretta.

I'd be out of business.

What are you talking? I love flowers.

Thanks, Carmine.

Are you ready?

Hello, Bobo. How are you tonight?

Very good, Mr. Johnny.

We will both have the Ticino salad.

And I'll have special fish.

No, it's oily fish tonight. Not before the plane ride.

Maybe you're right.

OK, we'll have the manicotti, Bobo.

That'll give you a base for your stomach.

You eat oily fish, you go up in the air…

Halfway to Sicily, you'll be green and sweating.

You look after me.

You'll ruin the evening… Patricia, please, don't leave.

Do you think I'm a talking doll?!

I was just making a point about the way you stated your aspirations…

You can kiss my aspirations, Professor!

Kiss my aspirations? Very clever.

The height of cleverness!

Waiter.

Yes?

Would you do away with any evidence of her…

…and bring me a big glass of vodka?

But absolutely.

A man who can't control his woman… is funny.

- (GIGGLES) - She was too young for him.

What's up, Uncle Bobo?

Tonight Mr. Johnny's gonna propose marriage.

- How do you know? - He arranged it with me.

When he asks, he's gonna wave…

…and then I serve the champagne.

A good bachelor customer for 20 years.

Mille grazie.

- How's things, hey? - Fine, Bobo. We'll have the check.

No, no. I uh…

I wanna see the dessert cart.

Very good.

- You never have dessert. - Never is a long time.

What's the matter with you?

My scalp is not getting enough blood sometimes.

- Have some dessert. - No, I shouldn't.

- Will you marry me? - What?

Will you marry me?

Bobo, take the cart away.

Very good, Miss Loretta.

- Are you proposing marriage to me? - Yes.

All right. You know I was married and that my husband died.

What you don't know is I think he and I had bad luck.

- What do you mean? - We got married at the City Hall.

- It gave bad luck the whole marriage. - I don't understand.

Right from the start, we didn't do it right. Could you kneel down?

- On the floor? - Yeah, on the floor.

- This is a good suit! - I know!

I helped you pick it out. It had two pairs of pants!

It's for luck. A man proposes marriage to a woman, he should kneel down.

She's got him on his knees! He's ruining his suit.

Is that man praying?

- So… - Where's the ring?

- The ring! - A ring, that's right.

I would have sprung for the ring if it was me, capisce?

- You could use your pinky ring. - I like this ring!

You propose marriage to a woman, you should offer her a ring of engagement.

Loretta…

Loretta Castorini Clark…

…on my knees, in front of all of these people…

…will you marry me?

Yes, Johnny.

Yes, John Anthony Cammareri, I will marry you. I will be your wife.

Salute, paesano!

Bobo!

- The check! - Right away, Mr. Johnny.

What about the wedding?

My mother is dying.

When she's dead, I'll come back and we'll get married.

How near death is she?

A week.

Two weeks… No more.

How about we set a date? A month?

Must it be so definite? Can't we just say we'll be married when I get back?

Where? The City Hall? No.

My mother is dying.

I want a whole wedding, or we'll have bad luck.

For a whole wedding to be planned, you gotta set a date.

All right, all right. A month.

- A month from today. - In a month.

- A month from today. - Yes, from today.

- OK, OK. - From today, right.

I'll take care of the whole thing. All you gotta do is show up.

Departure for Paris, please proceed to gate No.29.

Come on, andiamo.

- Call me when you get in. - I'll call from Mamma's.

OK. You made me very happy.

There's one thing about this wedding I want you to do.

I want you to call uh…

Call this number. It's a business number. You ask for Ronny.

- Invite him to the wedding. - Who is it?

- It's my younger brother. - You've got a brother?

We haven't spoken in five years.

There was some bad blood.

I want you to invite him to the wedding.

- Will you do it? - Sure.

Flight 604 for Rome with connections to Palermo

is now boarding at gate 43.

I gotta go.

Have you got your ticket?

OK. Here, I got you these. Gum and cough drops.

Gum opens your ears when you chew.

I gotta go.

This is the last call for flight No.604 for Rome…

You have someone on that plane?

Yeah. My fiancé.

I put a curse on that plane. My sister is on that plane.

I put a curse on that plane

that it's going to explode, burn and fall into the sea.

50 years ago, she stole a man from me.

Si ha preso il mio uomo!

Today she tells me that she never loved him…

…that she took him to be strong on me.

Now she's going back to Sicily.

Si torna in Sicilia.

I cursed her that the green Atlantic water should swallow her up!

I don't believe in curses.

Neither do I.

- Mr. Johnny's, right? - Yeah.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

The key's in it.

What do you mean?! I've seen the way you look at her…

…and it isn't right! - How do I look at her?

- Can I help you? - A split of Mumm.

- So, how do I look at her? - Like a wolf!

- Like a wolf, huh? - Uh-huh. Like a wolf.

You've never seen a wolf in your life.

That's $11.99.

I've seen the wolf in everybody I ever met…

…and I see a wolf in you.

Mm-hm.

- That makes $20. Have a nice night. - You, too.

- You know what I see in you? - What?

The girl I married.

- Oh, come on! - (LAUGHS)

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Hi, guys! Oh, sweethearts!

How are you, how are you? Guess what happened to me today.

Ciao, bello.

Ciao, cara, ciao. Buonanotte.

Hey! (WHISTLES) Venite qua!

Hey! How long must I wait?

Come here!

Che cani sono questi? Huh?

Tutti a casa.