Seinfeld

Well, it's-- It's a magnificent stone.

They put it up this morning.

Well...

It's just a magnificent stone.

Jerry?

George,

we'll leave you alone with her.

What?

I'm sure there are things you'd like to say.

No, I-I'm-- I'm good.

Really. Jerry?

Jerry?

Thank you, no.

And then right after the, uh-- The All-Star break we--

We just swept the Orioles.

Four games.

In Baltimore.

So...

Boy, that was awkward.

I don't mind the cemetery.

In fact, now I see why people like golf.

It's just nice to be outside in a well-landscaped area.

What were you saying to the Rosses over there anyway?

Oh, man, I don't know.

I-I told 'em, "Her death takes place in the shadow of new life.

She's not really dead if we find a way to remember her."

What is that?

Star Trek II.

Wrath of Khan.

Right. Kramer and I saw it last night.

Spock dies. They wrap him up in a towel and they shoot him

Spock dies. They wrap him up in a towel and they shoot him

out the bowels of the ship in that big sunglasses case.

It was a hell of a thing when Spock died.

Yeah.

Well, anyway, the, uh--

The stone is up.

Paid my respects.

I guess that's it, huh?

So it's over?

I have mourned for three long months, summer months too.

Anybody could grieve in January.

Anybody could grieve in January.

It's-- It's time for George to start being George again.

All right. So, uh, let's do something later.

How about a movie? Yes!

Nothing says "George" like a movie. Ah, movie?

Yeah, you in?

No, no, no, I can't. I got my martial arts class.

Well, George is going to the movie!

So how's your karate class going?

"Ka-ra-tay," Jerry, "ka-ra-tay."

It's the lifetime pursuit of balance and harmony.

But with punching and kicking.

Jerry.

Karate is not here.

It's here.

It's here.

And here.

And here.

All right. I gotta go to the airport and pick up Elaine.

What, she's been away?

She's been in Mexico for six weeks.

I think you're wrong.

We just went to the fireworks the other day.

That was July 4th.

All right, I'm outta here.

And when I get back, I don't wanna see you here.

Here, or here.

It was unbelievable.

Six weeks of traveling through Mexico, all on Peterman's peso.

Wow, so did you get any good ideas for the catalogue?

Oh, tons. Anything you couldn't have gotten

tearing open a bag of Doritos and watching Viva Zapata?

You don't respect my work at all, do you?

No, I don't.

No.

So, what's been going on around this dump?

How's your fiancée?

My what?

Jeannie? Your fiancée?

Jeannie? Your fiancée?

Oh, yeah. That.

Well...

All right. Spill it, Jerome.

There's really not that much to tell.

About a month ago we were here having lunch,

and all of a sudden we both just blurted out:

I hate you.

See ya. See ya.

It was unprecedented. I mean, it was the first

truly mutual breakup in relationship history.

No rejection, no guilt, no remorse.

You've never felt remorse.

You've never felt remorse.

I know. I feel bad about that.

I bet your parents were upset, huh? Eh.

You haven't told 'em yet, have you? No.

"So I pressed through the rushes.

There below me, the shimmering waters of Lake Victoria."

Oh, for the love of God, man.

Just tell me what the product is.

It's a...washcloth.

No washcloths.

Well, Mr. Peterman,

Well, Mr. Peterman,

I've got a really good idea for a hat.

Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

It combines the spirit of old Mexico

with a little big-city panache.

I like to call it the "urban sombrero."

No, no.

No pears.

Mr. Peterman?

No apples.

Um?

Um?

Where's my pineapple?

Are you okay, Mr. Peterman?

Yes, yes, go on. Go on. Go on.

Well, see, it's businessmen taking siestas.

You know, it's the, uh-- It's the urban sombrero.

Mr. Peterman?

Hey, Jerry, I'm feeling somethin',

somethin' I haven't felt for a long time.

Pride? No.

Autonomy, complete and total autonomy.

Autonomy, complete and total autonomy.

Well, you're your own boss now.

I wanna go to a tractor pull.

Go ahead.

I am staying out all night.

Who's stopping you?

I wanna bite into a big hunk of cheese,

just bite into it like it's an apple.

Whatever.

Oh, God.

What?

It's Dolores.

Who?

Mulva.

Jerry, hi.

Hi, Dolores.

George, you remember Dolores.

Dolores.

Hi.

I heard you got engaged.

Yes, Dolores, I did.

It didn't work out, though, Dolores.

It didn't work out, though, Dolores.

Oh, that's too bad.

You know, we should get together some time.

See ya.

See ya.

Bye, Dolores.

I thought Mulva hated you.

Yeah, so did I.

You know what?

I bet it was the engagement.

I've shown I can go all the way.

All the way?

Not our all the way.

Their all the way.

I got the stink of responsibility on me.

Yeah, you were engaged for, like, a minute.

I was engaged for a year.

You stink worse than I do.

You stink worse than I do.

I'm feeling somethin' else here, Jerry.

Elaine, Mr. Peterman on line one.

Hello, Mr. Peterman, how are you feeling?

Elaine, I'll be blunt. I'm burnt out. I'm fried.

My mind is as barren as the surface of the moon.

I can run that catalogue no longer.

What? Who's gonna do it?

What about you?

Me? Why me?

Why, indeed.

Mr. Peterman, you can't leave.

Mr. Peterman, you can't leave.

I've already left, Elaine.

I'm in Burma.

Burma?

You most likely

know it as Myanmar.

But it will always be Burma to me.

Bonne chance, Elaine.

You there, on the motorbike, sell me one of your melons.

Mr. Peterman?

Where?

Burma.

Isn't it Myanmar now?

Jerry, he wants me to run the catalogue.

I mean, it's crazy. I can't be in charge.

No, certainly not.

No, certainly not.

I mean, I can't give people orders.

No one's gonna listen to you.

I am not qualified to run the catalogue.

You're not qualified to work at the catalogue.