The Bedside Detective (สายลับจับบ้านเล็ก)

translate+timming by sl-ledl3vil(toonsama@IU forum). this is my first movie to sub. Thanks to LYNda for the raw. You can get this movie HQ from IU Forum.

Jock's life is surrounded by broken things, and it makes him happy when he had fixed them.

Fan TV, cooling you off while you watch your favorite program

Sometime it changes too much from the original.

Stupid ass, get the hell out of here!!

And when it is his life that needs fixing, he is happy to find the way

"Loan Contract"

He takes action with confident. It's the right way Jock

"Manae BBQ"

More left.

OH! Look!

Damn! I'm so smart.

But sometime confident doesn't help Because there is one fact left...

Destiny!

"Close for good"

And one day, destiny turns his life around.

"Follow........ mistress"

"Real story........ from real life detective"

"Wanted! Detective!"

Fuck, what the hell!?

Even this is dangerous but the result always makes him smile

but he is an inventor, therefore his main job is to repair, side job as detective

Jock can you fix my TV?

He has Ruethai, his neighbor, the owner of karaoke is taking care of him.

Thank you so much, Ruethai. My clothes are so clean.

You don't have to worry about housework. My mother teaches me that women need to be a great cook in kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.

Jack, a motorcycle mechanic, who dreams to be a detective.

If you need a partner just let me know.

I will. Don't forget to get the side mirror for me.

OK

P' save your strength, let me.

Being a detective makes your day really stand out and you get to do thing you never dream to do.

Is it beautiful?

*speak Indian to Jock*

I can't really speak India!

Jock finds new kind of happiness. Happiness that comes with certain risk.

"Bedside detective"

Here I am.

Jock, today I made noodles for you

Come sit here, give it a try.

I'm not sure, if you will like this.

- Here, Fan chopsticks. - Wow, No need to blow by mouth.

Hot, it fits for the chopstick.

- How is it? - Tasty

I take my time...... to make the soup and the other..... I do.... Hmm I like......

Who is it?

Opps! I forgot I left my karaoke machine on, I'll be right back.

Excuse me

- Wait - Ouch!

Aunt Huge hair, there is nothing going on right here, right?

No, nothing at all. The wind doesn't even blow.

- Are you in hurry? - Yes

- Go - Good bye.

- Do I need to remind you, what day it is today? - No need.

Huh! Take it down.

8000 baht ($260) How much do you own Je Yai?

- 300000 baht ($10000) sir. - If you don't pay the next payment, you know what will happen?

Do you see what will happen to you?

You have not paid the last two payments; I will take 30% interests. Last month have 31 days, plus 1.5 %, plus our time ...

How much do we charge?

- 5000 baht ($160) - 5000

5000. At this moment you own us 585000 baht, let me round it up for you, easier to remember. 600000 baht ($20000).

Now you know how it feels to be without breath.

He is here, Mrs. Saowapha.

Manae, come sit over here.

Hello

My baby is on the phone. She is calling from USA. Help me take the call.

Yes, sweetheart. Mommy is super busy, have no time to even eat. OK, I will tell him today. Yes, mommy misses you so much

Stupid husband!

Make sure there is no mistake; I don't want to shoot the wrong girl.

Let's calm down for a minute, can you tell me some info?

I think it began around the time he bought me these tickets. He hasn't buy me anything in a long time.

Here, do u know what is it? You told me, you want to visit our child in the US right?

This is 2 weeks ticket to the US, a lot of time to spend with the kid.

He is smart, lose a bit of money, buy a lot of time alone.

Think, while you were gone... He has time to tobb, tub, here and there.

And one night, I caught his lies.

Hello.

What! Someone broke out of jail...

OK, I will be there.

It's emergency, I have to go to station.

You don't need farther evidences. That way I see it, he is cheating on you.

Fuck!.......... Those mistress are so fuck up, don't you think?

I want hard evidences, ones that he will not be able to talk himself out of.

OK, if you insist. I will get it for you.

Great, he told me there is big meeting tomorrow, but I believe he is meeting her. Go and take their picture together.

Where did you come from?

Don't give me the eyes! You want it? Put both hands up.

Oh shit! What a dog, scratch you balls.

I'm kidding. Come here. What is your name?

I will give you a name. James Bound, I will call you James Bound.

Here, eat it all.

What!? You mess up my drive way. Get out. Go! GO!

Fuck! Go away! Go! That piece of shit mess up your driveway. It's so dirty everywhere.

Big Bro, here the side mirrors.

You smell like chicken! Shit!

Manae, I am ready to be in the detective's world.

Here we go again! You have a lot of free time huh?

Jack, being a detective is risky. When we eat, we need to eat in hiding.

When we sleep, we sleep with one eye open. I don't think you are cut out for it.

I think I was born to be, Manae.

Born to be a motorcycle mechanic? It's good to know your place in this world. No need to dream about the impossible.

It's not like that. - But she has a point, you don't know much about detective's job. - That's right.

Ask me. Ask me anything, I can answer it all. Do you remember the 3 laws of detective?

What?

The 1st law, never work for the mistress The 2nd law, don't fall for the target's charm

The 3rd law, the most important, never blackmail the employer.

You've no clue, Fucker. See, I can help you out.

No need. Because all this time Jock have come to Ruethai for help. We are buddy. Do you recall the pizza boy case? I make the pizza for you to make the fake delivery.

Pizza case, yes I fixed the car for that job. My hand hurts still.

Really? I make his meal every day, every damn day I make his meal.

Every day, right? 3 meals a day, 7 days a week, 21 meals all together. I make it all, alone! Every day!

- This fucker? - Yes, this piece of shit!

He take this motorcycle to the garage, never fucking paid me. I cry every night.

Really? You cry every night. Do you see what I am carrying? Where are my clothes.

Here? No, not mine. All of this is his. Even his underpants, I wash it for him. I don't even wash my dad's underpants.

Who do all this? ME ME ME ME!!

Do you remember the time, when you were shitting...

Hey, stop this nonsense arguing

I know you both care for me.

There is this case. I think I can use some help. Give it a try and stop arguing.

No, No, I'm at work. I swear I'm at work, not the club.

Hello

He drank too much today.

- Oh, really. - Come, there is no time to waste.

His young wife sucks the strength out of him.

- OK - Welcome

The First target is at the site, no trace yet of second target.

Nampan, over here!

Nampan Nampan, here!

Nampan, a girl like her can freeze my brain in a sec.

I'm sorry.

Don't be mad.

Manae, do you see that girl, she is so fine. She makes me wanna break the 2nd rules of detective.

Is it wrong to fall in love with the target?

You have been a good girl, right? I have something for you.

- Thank you so much. - Don't mention it

5 minutes past midnight, the 2nd target has arrived.

Come.

Happy, why are you so happy? You are just mistress.

Jock, They are on the dance floor, let's go.

Hey, do you want to dance?

You wanna dance with me?

Dance or not?

I want this bitch number ASAP! Nam-something!

Excuse me, Mrs. Can you keep it down?

I don't agree to anything else than the picture.

I think you should talk to your husband and not her.

I will not pay you before I get her number!!

I hope you will not be violent,

I'm against violent.

Can your spa make my face as young as her?

If you want those results, I think you should talk to plastic surgeon.

Really? Sale? Like a lot, a lot? OK, I will catch motorcycle. Right, see you in 15 minutes.

The Emporium.

Take right, there is a shortcut.

Can you give me directions, I'm not used to this route.

Turn left here.

No, no. Turn right.

What is wrong?

Is it broke?

Out of gas.

I filled it this morning for 40 baht, if you have given me right direction we will be there before gas runs out.

Here, for you

It still far before we reach the main road.

Thanks

We will get there soon.

Why don't you take it off? It's hot today.

It's hard to take off and put it one again.

This one is nice. I can have little jasmine garden on the front.

Good size, not too big.

No wonder, you like small house

Thank you.

You missed how many dues?

Please, I swear I will have your money in 3 days. All the 2000 baht.

- Silent - You know I don't make much profit. I sell one bowl for 20-30 baht only.

Please, don't hurt me. Please. Please.

Tee, who is our next visit...

I Miss You So.

Jock...

Next time, it will be you.

Ruethai, are you hurt?

Why do they have to do all this to you?

I'm sorry.

Mrs. Saowapha, I'm Manae. I will give you the number in 2 days.

Let me clean your eyes.

*Shape pa pa waits 26, breast 35*

*Nice face ...you know all that *

*SHAPE! PE! PE! PE! *

Why did you close your eyes?

I don't want my eyes to see this, I will get nightmare.

What's with you?

Ruethai, can I use your car?

Sure thing, but you must take the owner to.

Sure, I will take both of you.

Pervert!

*Shape pa pa pa paaaa Shape pa*

- Fuck - Oh

Is it this screen or flat screen?

2nd target is here.